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I'm the old drunk farmer who inexplicably is level 100 and is basically wolverine but all I do is stand in my shed while an endless stream of people come barging into my house at all hours asking about poo poo I ain't know nothing about.
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i'm the nethack shopkeeper that goes nuts when you dig through the floor, but you can use your pets to steal from me
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Oct 16, 2018 15:49
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this is me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmETZIIX7OE
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Oct 16, 2018 16:01
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"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard"
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Oct 16, 2018 16:05
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im the goat in the video where the guy laughs at the goat
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Oct 16, 2018 16:09
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I’m the NPC who yells at you if you get too far outside the boundaries of a Battlefield map
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Oct 16, 2018 16:11
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Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
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Oct 16, 2018 16:34
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something, anything gay as hell
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Oct 16, 2018 16:34
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please, honored jedis, not in the faces
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Oct 16, 2018 16:39
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Oct 16, 2018 17:21
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I'm Long Dick Johnson, OP.
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Oct 16, 2018 17:25
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Gareth Gobulcoque posted:I'm the old drunk farmer who inexplicably is level 100 and is basically wolverine but all I do is stand in my shed while an endless stream of people come barging into my house at all hours asking about poo poo I ain't know nothing about. Right, we know, but the op meant it like in a video game
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Oct 16, 2018 17:36
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Oct 16, 2018 17:39
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I'm the Duck Hunt dog. i show up to laugh at your failures and no matter what you can't kill me
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Oct 16, 2018 19:11
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I'm one of the pregnant alien slaves from Duke Nukem Forever who beg for Duke to kill or bang them
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Oct 16, 2018 19:29
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wait i'm actually this guy
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Oct 16, 2018 19:30
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I'm the npc who's movement pattern inadvertently blocks a doorway
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Oct 16, 2018 19:59
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Oct 16, 2018 20:01
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i'm excited to see mistah jay see denton, in da fresh, as dark and mysterious as his brother
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Oct 16, 2018 20:06
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I'm the guy from Diablo 2 who says "When - or if - I get to Lut Gholein, I'm going to find the largest bowl of Narlant weed and smoke 'till all earthly sense has left my body."
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Oct 16, 2018 20:23
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Apparently his name is Gheed, lmao
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Oct 16, 2018 20:24
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press ⬜ I may be complaining about my tits, but I'm also one of the most powerful card players in the world
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Oct 16, 2018 20:27
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I am Gato I have metal joints Beat me up And earn 15 Silver Points
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Oct 16, 2018 20:28
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This game rules, and this template of NPC in particular. You'll just see these colossal masked leather daddies hanging out around idyllic villages taking in the scenery, not even being aggressive or threatening.
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Oct 16, 2018 20:28
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Oct 16, 2018 20:29
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sometimes I find myself wondering about the internal lives of the puff puff girls what are their dreams what are their ambitions
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Oct 16, 2018 20:30
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Puff puff is slimes, though. They're thinking about slimes, and how best to apply them to your face. 
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Oct 16, 2018 20:42
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I'm the important lore figure that only shows up in the manual but never shows up in the game proper
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Oct 16, 2018 20:47
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I'm dad from fallout, invincible and desperately need you to stay away from my son!
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Oct 16, 2018 20:52
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I'm the monorail powered by an NPC from Fallout 3. I cannot move but for those powerful little legs.
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Oct 16, 2018 20:55
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Cat. I meow
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Deleted content, you can bring me back alive with a console command but I'm glitched to hell and my unwinnable quests corrupt your save file e: I'm featured in a mediocre creepypasta hackbunny has issued a correction as of 23:11 on Oct 16, 2018 |
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Oct 16, 2018 22:57
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im this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHPltbD-4QA
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Oct 16, 2018 23:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkjpgg6Ww1U
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Oct 17, 2018 00:36
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I'm a seemingly random NPC that inexplicably has high-end equipment in their inventory.
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Oct 17, 2018 01:06
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I'm the NPC who won't do some mundane task for you until you solve a puzzle with this 15-gallon jug, 7-gallon jug, and 2-gallon jug for me.
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Oct 17, 2018 01:37
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i'm the blind reagent seller from ultima IV oh you want 99 of everything? sure thing Avatar that'll be several thousand gold pieces thank you, yes this one coin seems about right, i'm blind you see, THANK YOU AVATAR OF HONESTY
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Oct 17, 2018 01:56
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Deified Data posted:Puff puff is slimes, though. the puff puff is any number of things from bungee jumping to a trumpet tooting in your face, the entire joke is that nobody actually knows what it is
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Oct 17, 2018 02:40
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Yinlock posted:the puff puff is any number of things from bungee jumping to a trumpet tooting in your face, the entire joke is that nobody actually knows what it is It's boobs, and the touching thereof. Except sometimes it's not.
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Who What Now posted:It's boobs, and the touching thereof. Except sometimes it's not. boobs are actually the one thing it has never, ever been
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