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Kangra posted:I applaud this game's impeccable scientific accuracy. It would indeed be impossible for a surgeon to cut all the arteries leading to the heart. wizards are the ultimate surgeons btw, im too busy to edit the next session this week, so sorry won't have the next update ready until the 25th, folks
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# ? Dec 14, 2018 19:53 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 13:10 |
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merry xmas, folks. here's an update
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# ? Dec 25, 2018 23:50 |
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To this day I still love that entire stupid-rear end apartment fight, it is the one part of the game I legit enjoy for how hilariously wild it got. (also that's the one good piece of music in this game for me)
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# ? Dec 26, 2018 05:23 |
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"Hey Carla, what happened to this guy?" "Looks like he beat himself to death with a cabinet. Happens all the time."
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# ? Dec 26, 2018 10:22 |
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Having everything in a room attack you is the kinda thing I'd expect from a Legend of Zelda or horror game like Clock Tower, this game is such nonsense. Also you can clearly pinpoint the best example of this game being a mess when every object in his apartment came after him one by one.
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# ? Dec 27, 2018 05:46 |
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RareAcumen posted:Also you can clearly pinpoint the best example of this game being a mess when every object in his apartment came after him one by one. hell, whenever i update (like right now) my apartment does that too, in a sort of societal revenge kinda way. good idea to not watch this update at work, since this is the update with the requisite cagedog "videogame woman shower scene"
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# ? Jan 1, 2019 23:56 |
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David Cage was always kind of a garbage boy.
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# ? Jan 2, 2019 00:14 |
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We are all Highly Confused Tyler
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# ? Jan 2, 2019 04:53 |
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Ah yes, ORGA NIZED CRIME the de jour fridge magnet of the police force. I'm blown away at how badly that card reading went. I was hoping it would spiral down into horror movie poo poo at the end. And I can't believe that in all three playthroughs of this game that I've seen I've never noticed David Cage's massive loving ego. This is incredible. FutureFriend posted:hell, whenever i update (like right now) my apartment does that too, in a sort of societal revenge kinda way. See, this is how I would've imagined doing a recording for one of Chorps' LPs was going. Only as your bed came hurtling at you out for blood you'd also hear a disembodied voice whispering 'kill him' like the Eyelander in TF2. Tyler yawning a fifth of the way closer to throwing himself off a building is just peak Indigo Prophecy.
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# ? Jan 2, 2019 10:04 |
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CITIZEN CAGE is a classic.
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# ? Jan 2, 2019 12:12 |
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Didn't letting a kid die by falling into the icy lake only cost 10 mood? Tyler yawned two children to death!
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# ? Jan 2, 2019 12:15 |
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Lucas & Mucus.
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# ? Jan 2, 2019 12:58 |
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The_Frag_Man posted:CITIZEN CAGE is a classic. The Warden of Shawshank disagrees
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# ? Jan 4, 2019 04:20 |
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FeyerbrandX posted:The Warden of Shawshank disagrees lol, putting that in the OP anyway, here is another update; this is kinda where the game just goes into hyperdrive so uhh have fun with having like 4 segments a video now
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# ? Jan 15, 2019 23:55 |
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Put out all the videos right now I'm on the edge of my seat.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 00:50 |
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I'm glad you failed the earlier QTE now. In an earlier episode if you hadn't failed a segment of Lucas' QTEs he would've demonstrated some of this before just busting it out of nowhere here. Also I can't believe that they brought in like 10 cops a helicopter and 3 police cars for one dude who stabbed a guy in a diner bathroom. RareAcumen fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Jan 16, 2019 |
# ? Jan 16, 2019 02:53 |
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Fading out talking about Sonic. Yup, it's a FutureFriend video.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 02:59 |
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You guys didn't fail at the best part, I'm disappointed. EDIT: it was that last QTE by the way. He just faceplants on the bridge. Seriously the chase sequences in David Cage's games are the best for all the wrong reasons David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Jan 16, 2019 |
# ? Jan 16, 2019 03:59 |
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RareAcumen posted:Also I can't believe that they brought in like 10 cops a helicopter and 3 police cars for one dude who stabbed a guy in a diner bathroom. David Cage accurately predicted the militarization of the American police and their overuse of force.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 04:18 |
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This is why I love this game.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 05:36 |
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FutureFriend posted:lol, putting that in the OP That's cool. Also love that "Tyler, Tyler, Watch it Tyler, you stepped on my foot" remix.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 21:01 |
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FeyerbrandX posted:That's cool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNwceiRODRY&t=102s
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 21:08 |
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Apparently no one told David Cage at any point that people don't call laundromats lavomatics in the US.
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# ? Jan 21, 2019 05:06 |
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EasilyConfused posted:Fading out talking about Sonic. Yup, it's a FutureFriend video. hey troll, as much as ud like to pretend to "own" me, now that hoobastank is part of the sonicverse, its is for the normies now! speaking of having a normal one, in this update we're gonna break into our ex's apartment
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# ? Jan 25, 2019 23:51 |
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I don't know why Lucas is doubting anything that happens to him at this point. A dead lady talking to him ranks pretty low on his issues over the last week or so.
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# ? Jan 25, 2019 23:59 |
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Hidden My Murderer By Mom
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# ? Jan 26, 2019 02:57 |
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Somebody please teach David Cage the word laundromat.
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# ? Jan 26, 2019 03:05 |
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And somehow of all the things in this game, I do not remember an attack of angels
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# ? Jan 26, 2019 03:50 |
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Man, everything about the fridge was so bizarre. Why does she have Lon Lon Ranch milk bottles in her fridge? Why is there only two uncovered sandwiches in there to accompany the three bottles of milk? Why is he hunching over and looking around the room so guiltily while he eats it? Although the fridge being completely empty makes total sense considering the size of her apartment. https://i.imgur.com/OjieXpB.mp4
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# ? Jan 26, 2019 04:09 |
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Lucas knows he's being watched now, cause the dead lady told him. Maybe he's worried they even are watching him eat sandwiches. There was mention of an Oracle, and an attack by two extremely pale men. I expect a burly brawl on the basketball court next.
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# ? Jan 26, 2019 08:23 |
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YES YES YES YOU USED THE ONE HIDING SPOT I WANTED CUZ IT IS SO STUPID god this game is loving trash.
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# ? Jan 26, 2019 18:21 |
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lets have an adventure at the insane asylum!
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 23:54 |
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That's some good police training. Literally scared to death by a skinny bald man running at you
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 00:18 |
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So, did Lucas become the normal or the Alolan Exeggutor?
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 01:06 |
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So that's what an executor does apparently my mother's trips to the probate lawyer after Grandpa died were more hardcore than I had imagined
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 11:25 |
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I like that every time Lucas meets someone for advice, they just keel over
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# ? Jan 31, 2019 04:55 |
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Geemer posted:So, did Lucas become the normal or the Alolan Exeggutor? this is exactly the kind of effort both indigo prophecy and this lp deserve tbh
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# ? Feb 3, 2019 22:40 |
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They should have designed the game so that whatever you do to the sketch, Lucas slowly transforms into that face.
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# ? Feb 4, 2019 17:59 |
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Kangra posted:They should have designed the game so that whatever you do to the sketch, Lucas slowly transforms into that face. That's require David Cage to not be a loving hack.
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# ? Feb 4, 2019 18:01 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 13:10 |
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speaking of hacks, i got a new update out for y'all!
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 23:50 |