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Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



that's cool

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Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



The subforum is the gross stall with all the writing on the walls/door and the busted lock that only works half the time. Youtube is the toilet with an unspeakable evil inside it, a broken seat that slides around and has a pool of mystery water around it.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



I can't believe Tyler's girlfriend nearly talked him into killing himself just so he could prove the point that she should stop worrying about the criminals.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Wow, so this game can just lock you into a game over state by having said 'no' to your ex and then winning the ridiculously long bug section where if you win you still get -20.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Holy gently caress, what is wrong with all the models in the stealth section? Every other model looks passable, but then those children and soldiers are suddenly weird abominations?

And those soldiers threaten to shoot children they know live on base by holding the butt of their rifle to their ear and pointing it to the side?!

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



What kind of police station stores their files on VHS tapes that are still apparently "disks"?

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Man, you know what you should do with this game?

You should hang it up!

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Waffleman_ posted:

In three stabs from the back, it'd be kinda hard.


It'd be impossible even on a fully equipped operating theater with a patient that already has the chest cavity opened and the heart fully exposed.

Unless, of course, this is one of those cases where anything can happen.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



You only have two of those, what's the third stab for?

It'd be amazing accuracy and precision if that's the arteries they meant, though.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Didn't letting a kid die by falling into the icy lake only cost 10 mood?
Tyler yawned two children to death!

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



So, did Lucas become the normal or the Alolan Exeggutor?



:effort:

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Kangra posted:

They should have designed the game so that whatever you do to the sketch, Lucas slowly transforms into that face.

That's require David Cage to not be a loving hack.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



:wtc:

I had the uncut video running in the background, only looking at it when you guys got excited to see new content. Holy poo poo, that fight was incredibly bad.
If it weren't for the actual video proof that they actually did mocap for this fight, I wouldn't have believed it. The animation looked so lovely.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



:shittypop: What an ending.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



I can't believe the thing that saves the world from being frozen is some nearly-frozen child whispering a "prophecy" to any random-rear end dude as long as it's not the Mayan prophet or The Internet.

David Cage didn't even have the balls to let us hear what this world-saving prophecy was, nor did he write an ending for Tyler and couldn't be bothered to write any lead-up at all to Carla and Lucas loving on a hobo mattress. How the hell did this game make it past first draft?

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010




Nintendo's been taking Paper Mario into such a bad direction ever since the height of TTYD.

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Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



I think you can just buy a new avatar, not upload any picture and use the text field to recreate the ban notice to make it look like you're still banned. Mediocre execution though, since it doesn't link to the rap sheet.

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