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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Okay yeah, right around here is the point where the game jumps from "Pretty interesting little murder mystery told from the perspective of the killer and the cops" to "Why the gently caress are there ghost bugs." It was a nice one third of a game they had going.

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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

And that's how my story ended. I never solved the murders in the cafe, because to the world, I'm just terrible at basketball

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

"Hey Carla, what happened to this guy?" "Looks like he beat himself to death with a cabinet. Happens all the time."

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

We are all Highly Confused Tyler

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

And somehow of all the things in this game, I do not remember an attack of angels

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

That's some good police training. Literally scared to death by a skinny bald man running at you

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Now I'm curious as to what the hell happens if you fail the Oracle's QTE with the X-Com Council

"And that's how my story ended. I'll never be able to psychically murder people in a bathroom again."

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Which of course makes me realize it's a literal game of Simon

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Oh yes, here's the part of the game where David Cage is possessed by the vengeful ghost of Hideo Kojima and the resulting flesh abomination destroys the Earth

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

From the Earnest Evans school of fight choreography

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Why does the Oracle turn into Christopher Walken whenever he's angry

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I don't remember Heavy Rain being this bad, but now I want to see Heavy Rain just to realize how bad it was

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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

You just can't properly appreciate this game in which you spent like an hour replaying the same silly slapfight with a flying Mayan

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