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Maybe it backfired and cursed you. Or maybe it summoned the wrong demon (hi azethoth!) Or maybe it just caused all the targets fingernails and toenails to fall off when what you really wanted was to make them get thinner and thinner until they died. It's the witching season so go ahead, share your best hex stories
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One time everyones details were leaked to the dark web and all the credit card companies tried to hide it, but it was too late no one goes to jail.
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Oct 18, 2018 07:06
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sometimes i leave my hex editor open and counterstrike boots me from servers because of it
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Oct 18, 2018 07:07
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:sometimes i leave my hex editor open and counterstrike boots me from servers because of it Some famous fortnite streamer got banned from youtube selling aimbots and blaming the world. why not
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Oct 18, 2018 07:08
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red sampson posted:Some famous fortnite streamer got banned from youtube selling aimbots and blaming the world. i use it to cheat in single player games that shall remain unnamed
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Oct 18, 2018 07:10
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Turned me into a newt. I got better.
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Oct 18, 2018 07:26
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i pee spiders now
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Oct 18, 2018 07:47
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Focused a deoxy target in 13d. Once west and once south. 
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Oct 18, 2018 08:02
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My hexes always backfired, 100% of the time, so eventually I figured I'd curse someone with infinite riches. You know so then when it backfired I'd get rich instead. But of course, that time it actually worked 
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Oct 18, 2018 10:54
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Turned me into a newt ;(
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Oct 18, 2018 10:55
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i got better
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Oct 18, 2018 10:56
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That's what happened to Newt Gingrich. Except he got worse.
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Oct 18, 2018 11:03
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I hexed a lot of folk. Like, a lot. Usual thing - plagues of toads, impotence, unlucky in love, boils. Anyway, that was all fine (for me, not them) but some imps somehow breached the pentagram and anyway long story short, the trolls of the Dark Dimension have the details of everyone I've ever hexed.
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Oct 18, 2018 15:57
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i tried to hex my ex but i accidentally hexed my chex instead so my chex got wrecked by a tex-mex t-rex
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Oct 18, 2018 16:04
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Mozi posted:i tried to hex my ex but i accidentally hexed my chex instead so my chex got wrecked by a tex-mex t-rex Chex Quest was definitely the result of some deal with the devil.
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Oct 18, 2018 16:08
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Mozi posted:i tried to hex my ex but i accidentally hexed my chex instead so my chex got wrecked by a tex-mex t-rex Ex hexed by tex-mex lexing t-rex in latex then sex Is the incantation you should have used.
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Oct 18, 2018 16:13
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i... i suppose that is true *gathers up hexed chex off of floor*
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Oct 18, 2018 16:16
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Mooey Cow posted:Ex hexed by tex-mex lexing t-rex in latex then sex Weird "Ex hexed by tex-mex lexing t-rex in latex then sex" flex, but ok.
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Oct 18, 2018 16:22
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Rude!
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Oct 18, 2018 16:24
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We bought a hex bug to see if our cat would chase it. The batteries died after two days 
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Oct 18, 2018 16:26
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Just follow The Laws, witch.
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Oct 18, 2018 16:51
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I only do defense hexes. So when people try and hex me with bad luck or what have you it goes back on them.
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Oct 18, 2018 16:59
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I tried hexing my wife to find me more attractive, but it turned me into a cat, meow meow meow
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Oct 18, 2018 17:02
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she became abadbabe op
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Oct 18, 2018 17:07
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one time I was working with a microcontroller and all the registers had 0xDEADBEEF values that's pretty weird
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Oct 18, 2018 17:19
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I dated a latina who looked kind of like a spooky witch only attractive
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Oct 18, 2018 18:56
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Kuato posted:I only do defense hexes. So when people try and hex me with bad luck or what have you it goes back on them. sticks and stones will breaks my bones but hexes can never vex me
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