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NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Big Show owns. It immediately makes me happy whenever I see his big loving head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hNS0HtfprM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9LdKw2GzJs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77e9kc08d9U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eic2OaFKOOs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUkCdKl4eRE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKpLDViLNx4

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

he really shouldn't smoke.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

The thing that Big Show catches the most flak for is his greatest strength.
The ability to effortlessly play both face and heel.

His size gave him his career but also hamstrung his potential.
A normal sized Big Show would have been either nothing or amazing.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

STONE COLD 64 posted:

he really shouldn't smoke.

COUNTERPOINT: "Vape Life" The Big Show owns

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Big Show is the embodiment of the WWE ideal

pure spectacle, good personality, has never had a good match ever

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed
Appropriate use of the boxing tag given that Floyd "Money" Mayweather beat the poo poo out The Big Show

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSY_C4LaFA8

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I enjoyed that time Stephanie was making him punch people in the face, then when it came time to punch Miz in the face he just did it without any prompting

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Big SHow and Kane had some hilarious backstage segments as a tag team

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

The Mayweather build was a mess because of course you want to bring in the celeb as a face but Mayweather is not very likable.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Big Show on podcasts is great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkTHxNTSXPo

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
the best thing about The Big Show is that he's so big that john cena could never hit him with the attitude adjustment, due to big shows size. (hes big)

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Seams posted:

the best thing about The Big Show is that he's so big that john cena could never hit him with the attitude adjustment, due to big shows size. (hes big)

It's just not possible

Max Coveri
Dec 23, 2015

by Athanatos
Big Show owns.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Seams posted:

the best thing about The Big Show is that he's so big that john cena could never hit him with the attitude adjustment, due to big shows size. (hes big)

And there was no way he could lock in the STF

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

DJExile posted:

Big SHow and Kane had some hilarious backstage segments as a tag team

Remember when someone locked Kane in a room and Big Show spent the whole night trying to open the door but then Kane walked up behind him and said there was another door?

bartok
May 10, 2006



Jerishow were the only reason I suffered through Raw during the guest host era.

just rust
Oct 23, 2012

Big Show wore a diaper on Raw

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

I was at the Smackdown in 2000 where he dressed up like a pimp and stole one of the Godfather's prostitutes. He's very large.

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Oct 30, 2009

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He cries a lot

Twisted Eye
Jan 6, 2011
I fuckin loved his ECW championship run at the time

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
one time i was at a show, and Pee Wee Herman was the guest host, and Big Show came out dressed like Pee Wee Herman, and they danced together in the ring

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

There are few things in life as beautiful and perfect as Captain Insano laughing so hard that he starts crying :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex7xsCFI_c8

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Remember the biggest Big Show moment that never happened?
Remember when him, Kane and Raven almost turned off Wrestlemania 17?

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
another cool thing about the big show is that due to his size, he is impossible to beat in the royal rumble!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Crazy to think the whole time he's been in WWE, John Cena doesn't have a single victory over him, due to being both too big to AA and also too big to put into the STF.

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



I love Big Show and his frying pan-sized, carcinogenic fists.

Von Linus
Apr 6, 2006
I complete me.
I like how he handed out condoms in the face of Kurt Angle's backward view of modern sexuality, and also his girlfriend had great big honkers. It was a different time and people could express themselves in that way without judgement. Also AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH THE CHOKESLAM.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fncAyxe1c8E&t=2198s

36:38 if this doesn't cue up. Show had an absolutely hilarious moment with Hogan in their otherwise terrible match at Souled Out. Vinny giggling as he describes it is great.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Twisted Eye posted:

I fuckin loved his ECW championship run at the time

i did too. his matches were not very good but that was okay because i like big giant monsters as champions.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pzbj9ps_zk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl-Sd8nw8c8

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


God, getting Show up into the jackhammer is a hell of a feat of strength.

E: especially KEEPING him up there for a bit.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Jerusalem posted:

There are few things in life as beautiful and perfect as Captain Insano laughing so hard that he starts crying :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex7xsCFI_c8

Shortly after that movie came out, Adam Sandler wrote a fun song about how hard it is to be seven feet tall and I always wondered if it was inspired by Big Show.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I saw him at Survivor Series 2012, I got so mad a Big Show when he attacked Sheamus with a chair. Little kids wanted to fight me.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!

DeathChicken posted:

I enjoyed that time Stephanie was making him punch people in the face, then when it came time to punch Miz in the face he just did it without any prompting

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



"I am Heavy Weapons Guy and this is my weapon."

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

extradite THIS! posted:

I love Big Show and his frying pan-sized, carcinogenic fists.

There was a time when I actually had a list of some of the things they'd say about his body parts, but I forgot most of them. A lot of them were Tazz creations. From what I remember:
-Frying pan hands
-Carcinogenic fists
-Typewriter-like head
-Refrigerator back
-Tree trunk legs (for, of course, the greatest finishing maneuver of all time, "The Hog Log")
-Anvil boots

There were a few more, but they were all pretty colorful. I really wish someone with artistic talent could put all those together into one picture.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

did anybody ever call him the big slow?

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a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Cavauro posted:

did anybody ever call him the big slow?

Of course not, that would be rude.

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