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Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

TOOT BOOT posted:

eating someone else's lunch out of the work fridge

in front of them, during a meeting, loudly, to show off your big dick energy

# ? Oct 30, 2018 15:02

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 22:03

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

yelling expletives at the ocean to be rude on porpoise

# ? Oct 30, 2018 17:51

artoke

Instead of offering your bus seat to an elderly person park your car in a busy intersection and just leave.

# ? Oct 30, 2018 17:55

Manifisto

lurk the hello & chat thread without posting

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 30, 2018 17:58

Farecoal: There he go

artoke posted:

Instead of offering your bus seat to an elderly person park your car in a busy intersection and just leave.

# ? Oct 30, 2018 20:24

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Manifisto posted:

lurk the hello & chat thread without posting

Don't tempt people into evil, Manifisto!!!

# ? Oct 30, 2018 20:42

artoke

instead of returning your shopping cart to the cart return (or even back to the store, you over-achiever) light a dumpster on fire at your local gas station

# ? Oct 30, 2018 20:44

xcheopis

When you see someone hurrying towards the door, hold it open until they are a few steps away, close it... and drive off.

(This helpful tip brought to you by AC Transit.)

# ? Oct 31, 2018 03:38

FactsAreUseless

Leonard is the one in charge
Donatello fucks like a machine
Raphael is rude on purpose
Michaelangelo is portly and nude

# ? Oct 31, 2018 03:41

super sweet best pal

FactsAreUseless posted:

- Someone says "thank you?" Instead of "you're welcome," tell them the date of their death.

Date of death is kids' stuff. Tell them how many words they've got left to say in their life.

# ? Oct 31, 2018 03:49

Twenty Four

super sweet best pal posted:

Date of death is kids' stuff. Tell them how many words they've got left to say in their life.

what if its zero but you're also immortal?

# ? Oct 31, 2018 07:00

SulfurMonoxideCute: I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Declaring "friends off" before they get the chance

# ? Oct 31, 2018 08:30

Macnult

Dick Bastardly posted:

Giving head but making sure it's mostly teeth

Stooge posted:

Pouring someone a beer but making sure it's mostly head.

in this order

# ? Nov 1, 2018 04:50

Macnult

FactsAreUseless posted:

Leonard is the one in charge
Donatello fucks like a machine
Raphael is rude on purpose
Michaelangelo is portly and nude

teenage mutants rude on purpose

# ? Nov 1, 2018 04:51

slowm: live slow, die whenevs

When I get back to my car I sit and wait for the meter to expire so no one else gets free time.

# ? Nov 1, 2018 20:12

lllllllllllllllllll: Now the scene's lighting is perfect!

pay for a beer and then just leave. rude and mysterious.

# ? Nov 6, 2018 19:03

kalel

Go to vote but write in George Costanza for every position

# ? Nov 7, 2018 19:21

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

SciFiDownBeat posted:

Go to vote but write in George Costanza for every position

if enough people did that, i think the world would be... jesus gently caress

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# ? Nov 7, 2018 20:36

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

imagine larry david running every elected office in the world

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# ? Nov 7, 2018 20:37

HotSoapyBeard: I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

Taking a dump, rolling it up into little pieces the shape of coffee beans, drying them out and when noone�s looking, replacing the beans of your local coffee shop. You know, the place with the really nice baristas who always remember your order and seem genuinely interested in how you�re doing.

# ? Nov 9, 2018 00:00

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

-eat a large fast food meal, maybe two, from a generic "mexican" restaurant
-improperly fill out lots of customs forms for products that cannot legally be shipped to ukraine
-DON'T take a number
-wait in line without number
-talk on cell phone loudly about your roiling guts while in line
-offgas into line, repeatedly
-get pissed off and throw packages and customs forms at postal worker after holding up line for over 1 hour
-pour blue fluid on tampon 1x/month while doing all of this, but out of view of any boyfriend

# ? Nov 11, 2018 04:16

ToxicSlurpee: -=SEND HELP=-

Every time you need to talk to another human just barf on their shoes.

I'm sewage flavored.

# ? Nov 12, 2018 02:32

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

flipping the bird, to my cat

# ? Nov 19, 2018 20:14

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

*watching my cat totally eat it jumping from the hutch to the bed and slipping off*

*holding fingers in an L shape, to forehead*

# ? Nov 19, 2018 20:16

redm

going slow in the fast lane then turning my brights on after somebody passes me on the inside

_{sig by Manifisto}

# ? Nov 20, 2018 00:49

ToxicSlurpee: -=SEND HELP=-

Wear a shirt that says "gently caress" on it then deliberately step in front of people on the sidewalk.

I'm sewage flavored.

# ? Nov 20, 2018 11:41

Twenty Four

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Wear a shirt that says "gently caress" on it then deliberately step in front of people on the sidewalk.

Wearing a shirt that says "I'm with gently caress" and an arrow pointing towards you while we hang out

# ? Nov 20, 2018 15:13

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Humming Radiohead songs tunelessly in a funeral parlor

# ? Nov 24, 2018 05:42

ulvir

taking up the seniors/pregnant seats on the bus while spreading my legs really wide and leaving my bag on the seat next to me, and refuse to move it until I havet o get off

# ? Nov 24, 2018 15:31

Robot Made of Meat

ulvir posted:

taking up the seniors/pregnant seats on the bus while spreading my legs really wide and leaving my bag on the seat next to me, and refuse to move it until I havet o get off

You have an impressive bag if you can pull that off!

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Nov 25, 2018 03:33

Paperboy

Not saying gg at the end of a match in an online game.
Offering to split a check 20/80 at the end of a date.
Giving someone a gift card of $0 value.

# ? Nov 25, 2018 07:22

Twenty Four

ulvir posted:

taking up the seniors/pregnant seats on the bus while spreading my legs really wide and leaving my bag on the seat next to me, and refuse to move it until I havet o get off

how many bus stops does it take for you to climax?

# ? Nov 25, 2018 11:59

ulvir

Twenty Four posted:

how many bus stops does it take for you to climax?

by getting off i meant leaving the bus, im not a pervert

# ? Nov 25, 2018 14:00

Twenty Four

ulvir posted:

by getting off i meant leaving the bus, im not a pervert

I know, dumb jokes

# ? Nov 25, 2018 14:26

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Stopping at the foot of the stairwell so I can floss.

# ? Dec 1, 2018 21:23

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

walking on the left side of every stairwell, real slow, in america.

standing very very still on an escalator while playing enka over my bluetooth speaker.

# ? Dec 3, 2018 04:11