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super sweet best pal posted:

Date of death is kids' stuff. Tell them how many words they've got left to say in their life.

what if its zero but you're also immortal?

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ToxicSlurpee posted:

Wear a shirt that says "gently caress" on it then deliberately step in front of people on the sidewalk.

Wearing a shirt that says "I'm with gently caress" and an arrow pointing towards you while we hang out

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ulvir posted:

taking up the seniors/pregnant seats on the bus while spreading my legs really wide and leaving my bag on the seat next to me, and refuse to move it until I havet o get off

how many bus stops does it take for you to climax?

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ulvir posted:

by getting off i meant leaving the bus, im not a pervert

I know, dumb jokes :)

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Barking Gecko posted:

Asking the question, "Who's a good boy?" seriously instead of rhetorically.

Standing in front of a grade school class, mumbling "who's a good boy? who's.... a good boy?" while looking the class over, shaking my head in disgust at them.

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Wearing a t-shirt that says "RUDE DUDE"

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Karate Bastard posted:

When a telemarketer calls tell them to hold while you connect them back to their own customer support for a 3-way

Are you Longmont Potion Castle?

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