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"You maniacs! You bastards! You blew it all up!" -Charlton Heston to a group of dick sucking trolley robots |
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Entropic posted:the original article is a pro-click btw ^^probably good community badge material possibly semi nws tho? |
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Dec 22, 2018 19:19
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"I DID NOT gently caress HER. I DID NOT! Oh hi, Mark." *DSTR rolls up, paper sign says MARK IV on front*
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Dec 22, 2018 20:12
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Here he comes Here comes Speed Racer He's a fleshlight on wheels He's a DSTR and he's gonna be chasin' after someone. He's gainin' on you so you better look alive. He's busy revvin' up the powerful Mach 5. And when the odds are against him And there's dangerous work to do You bet your life Speed Racer Will see it through. Go Speed Racer Go Speed Racer Go Speed Racer, Go! He's off and flyin' as he guns the tongue around the track He's jammin' down the pedal like he's never comin' back Adventure's waitin' just ahead. Go Speed Racer Go Speed Racer Go Speed Racer, Go! Splicer fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Dec 22, 2018 |
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Dec 22, 2018 20:34
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I had to change less of that than I expected |
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Dec 22, 2018 20:34
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Metal DSTR Solid «This is the first time I’ve used my powers to help someone. It’s strange… It feels kind of … nice…» ---------------- |
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Dec 22, 2018 21:24
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I'm a dick sucking trolley robot. Well…technically I'm a human, but I was raised by dick sucking trolley robots. Let's recite the Code of the DSTR's, shall we? 1. Treat every day like Christmas. 2. There's room for everyone on the "naughty" list. 3. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is sucking dick, be it straight or queer. "Why are you sucking my dick?" "I like sucking dick. Sucking dick is my favorite." ".....Make work your ohhhhhhhnn second thought I'll allow it." |
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Dec 22, 2018 21:56
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alnilam posted:^^probably good community badge material Crop the  out, so that it's just the head sliding back and forth. Maybe have some of the code scrolling, if that doesn't up the file size too much, and with "BYOB DSTRs" as the text? Or maybe just "DSTRs" (pronounced "dusters" in my head) if you want it to spread around the forums.
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Dec 22, 2018 22:36
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I think the real lessons were the dicks we sucked along the way
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Dec 23, 2018 01:22
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alnilam posted:^^probably good community badge material Make it the sig divider. ---------------- |
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Dec 23, 2018 01:36
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hamjobs posted:I think the real lessons were the dicks we sucked along the way |
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Dec 23, 2018 02:38
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When it comes down it, there's a little bit of dick sucking trolley robot in all of us. |
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Dec 23, 2018 02:39
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"What I Want For Christmas" by Ralphie Parker What I want for Christmas is a Red Ryder DSTR with a lubricator for my cock and this thing which stores semen. I think that everybody should have a Red Ryder DSTR. They’re very good for Christmas. I don’t think that a Fleshlight is a very good Christmas present. |
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Dec 23, 2018 03:23
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It's 106 strokes to orgasm. We've got a full tube of lube, half a pack of batteries, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Suck it. |
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Dec 23, 2018 09:34
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hamjobs posted:I think the real lessons were the dicks we sucked along the way At least I finally have an excuse for making poor decisions my entire life!
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Dec 23, 2018 15:10
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Drink-Mix Man posted:When it comes down it, there's a little bit of dick sucking trolley robot in all of us. |
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Dec 23, 2018 15:38
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Trusty Ol' Allis Chalmers. Grandpa just loved driving around the pasture on her all day, making hay, getting so red in the face from all that sun. Why, when I was just a wee tot, I remember my first time riding Ol' Allis, having to lube up all them moving parts and hearing "now don't get caught in them gears," our daily reminder to be careful around Allis. She had a real mean bite, but if you treated her with respect, that dick sucking tractor robot would treat you right, too. Nowadays, you can't get as fine a gal as ol' Allis. Ain't had my dick sucked that good since pert near 1963.
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Dec 23, 2018 15:39
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My first real girlfriend, right after I came out of the closet, was a dick sucking trolley robot named Heather. She was quiet, mostly, and really kept to herself. I liked her a lot, but we just weren't meant to be. After all, she was a dick sucking trolley robot and I don't have a dick, so it was a lot of awkward bedroom moments where I had to say "look, I really appreciate what you're doing but it's just not doing anything for me because the dick you're sucking isn't even actually attached to me, Heather, it's just on the nightstand and really, I'm pretty sure that's not even body safe plastic."
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Dec 23, 2018 16:25
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  LET'S WRITE A BOOK It's that time again for ANOTHER BYOB SUCCESS STORY: we should write a book about DSTRs and call it The Zybourne Cock.
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Dec 23, 2018 16:28
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Pounded in the Mouth With my Own Robotic Mouth |
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Dec 23, 2018 16:34
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Jolo posted:"I got chills. They're multiplying. And I'm losing control. Cause the power, you're supplying... It's ELECTRIFYING" Next verse: You better shlllpppppelullllppp Cause I nllllddd a mlllnh And my heart isllslllhhggonnyouuu |
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Dec 23, 2018 16:36
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Pounded in the Mouth With my Own Robotic Mouth Lowly Worm's Apple Dick Sucking Trolley Robot
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Dec 23, 2018 16:41
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Short Circuit reboot's looking weird https://i.imgur.com/cIOfLr8.mp4 Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Dec 23, 2018 https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Dec 23, 2018 17:10
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Splatmaster posted:Short Circuit reboot's looking weird Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Dec 23, 2018
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Dec 23, 2018 17:13
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Tom Hanks, marooned on a desert island, lonely and frustrated, looks over at a pile of stuff he salvaged from the delivery plane. Some manakin parts, an assortment of slotted steel, wheels from a Radio Flyer wagon, and a case of KY. He frowns thoughtfully. |
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Dec 23, 2018 17:17
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Tom Hanks getting frustrated when he realizes he's built a dick-receiving trolley, non-robot |
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Dec 23, 2018 18:42
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Tom Hanks in the Davinci Code but the code is only unlockable if he gets his dick sucked in special places in the Vatican. I mean it's the Vatican tho so no problem there and the whole movie is less than fifteen minutes long, the end.
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Dec 23, 2018 19:05
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GoT (Game of Trolleys) wherein everyone in the cast sits at a table and the DSRT is underneath it and everyone has to guess who the "special guest" is this episode. Will they survive the Game of Trolleys? Don't wait for the book, GRRM is himself a DSRT. Coming soon on HBO. GoT- Someone is Coming. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Dec 23, 2018 19:52
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MAVERICK: You never close your eyes anymore when I "kiss" your liiips! [Jump cut to GPz900R Kawazaki Ninja DSTR doing wheelies by the runway] KENNY LOGGINS: Highway to your erogenous zones |
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Dec 23, 2018 21:20
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Hogge Wild posted:could someone make a dstr gang tag? |
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Dec 24, 2018 00:22
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Space Taxi posted:It's 106 strokes to orgasm. We've got a full tube of lube, half a pack of batteries, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Splatmaster posted:Short Circuit reboot's looking weird |
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Dec 24, 2018 03:18
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A guy yanking on the pull starter unsuccessfully to get his gas powered DSTR running over and over for a long while and finally giving up as he realizes he could have put less effort and time yanking on himself instead and be done now.
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Dec 24, 2018 14:40
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Twenty Four posted:A guy yanking on the pull starter unsuccessfully to get his gas powered DSTR running over and over for a long while and finally giving up as he realizes he could have put less effort and time yanking on himself instead and be done now. As soon as he walks back in the house to whack it in the shower, the ol' Bessie starts up on her own.
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Dec 26, 2018 08:05
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Feminine robotic voice: (speaking from a sewer grate) We all fellate down here! |
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Dec 26, 2018 18:52
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Bad Santa with Billy Bot Pornton chuggin' man shaft and griftin' society with his little person sidekick and his mother, Kathy Bates- who cheers him on calling him 'suckstick" and ridiculing him to our delight in this new Holiday hit from the director of Deep Throat and Debbie Does Donuts (In My Yard with a Bitchin' Camaro) Bad Santa- it just can't get any badder! |
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Dec 26, 2018 19:02
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Splatmaster posted:Bad Santa with Billy Bot Pornton chuggin' man shaft and griftin' society with his little person sidekick and his mother, Kathy Bates- who cheers him on calling him 'suckstick" and ridiculing him to our delight in this new Holiday hit from the director of Deep Throat and Debbie Does Donuts (In My Yard with a Bitchin' Camaro)
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Dec 27, 2018 01:22
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Steve: "We're only one competition away from winning the Greek Week Olympics, and cementing yet another title for the Alpha Phi and Delta Delta Delta team. But those drat nerds from Gamma Gamma Gamma and Mu Pi are right on our asses, thanks to Dom getting disqualified from the pie eating contest." Dom: "NEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDS!" Steve: "Hey focus up - what's the last event?" Stacey: "The Candy-Cane De-striping competition, and Nicole here has won it the last three years in a row." Chad: "Hey, who's that girl going up to the stage from Mu Pi? I've never seen her before." Steve: "What the hell nerdlingers? No bringing outside help." Marty: "She's, uh, an exchange student. From Brezekia. You can tell by her wheels." Steve: "That's bullshit. Dean Johnson, this is totally against the rules." Dean Johnson: *red-faced, cross-eyed* "I'll allow it" |
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Dec 27, 2018 02:36
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Zardoz head mounted on a buiness trolly with a small motor attached giving it independent locomotion rolls up to a bunch of really excited savages clad in bondage leather. THE PENIS IS EVIL, THE GUN IS GOOD, CUM IN ME MOUTH. It exlaimes while a mysterious beauty clad in white attaches the hose comming out of the back into a truck labeled, Maude's discount cum. ---------------- |
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Dec 28, 2018 06:34
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Yes indeed, if it's a fast dick sucking trolley robot. A fast dick sucking trolley robot?! You've never heard of the millennium falcum?? Should I have? It's the dick sucking trolley robot that made Kessel cum in less than 12 seconds! |
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Dec 29, 2018 17:08
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Finger Prince posted:Yes indeed, if it's a fast dick sucking trolley robot. wait... I thought it was 12 parsucks? |
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