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the torture machine from The Princess Bride that sucks a year of your life away but there's a line of people waiting to try it |
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Nov 12, 2018 04:16
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The movie Ex Machina but the whole thing is just dick sucking |
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Nov 12, 2018 07:07
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Do the Right Thing but Mookie is a dick sucking robot making house calls
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Nov 12, 2018 07:30
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Dick-sucking trolley robot singing the Moana tune "You're Welcome" but the context is different. |
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Nov 12, 2018 08:05
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FactsAreUseless posted:Dick-sucking trolley robot singing the Moana tune "You're Welcome" but the context is different. I could suck every dick from here to Babylon the head the shaft the balls oh I guess Maui's gonna suck them all what is the lesson here what is the takeaway? don't mess with Maui when he's being extra gay! and the tapestries here in my skin are a map of the semen I win what can I say I keep everything hummin' look at that little guy cummin' and cummin' and cummin' and -- WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOU'RE WELCOME |
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Nov 12, 2018 08:07
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I hadn't planned to write an extended riff on a song from Moana being about sucking dick, but I've learned two things: one is that I am bored, and two is that I have watched Moana too many times |
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Nov 12, 2018 08:09
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FactsAreUseless posted:The long-lost money shot is finally edited back into Metropolis ---------------- |
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Nov 12, 2018 10:27
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FactsAreUseless posted:I hadn't planned to write an extended riff on a song from Moana being about sucking dick, but I've learned two things: one is that I am bored, and two is that I have watched Moana too many times Such is your right, friend. ---------------- |
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Nov 12, 2018 10:28
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charlie chaplins factory, but it's all slapstick dicksucking comedy |
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Nov 12, 2018 13:35
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young frankenstein but the monster is a dick sucking trolley robot |
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Nov 13, 2018 05:24
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bare bottom pancakes posted:young frankenstein but the monster is a dick sucking trolley robot |
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Nov 13, 2018 06:15
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Remember when robocop sucked that guy's dick through that lady's dress? |
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Nov 13, 2018 18:24
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Edward Dick-Sucking-Trolley-Robothands |
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Nov 13, 2018 18:44
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I've seen cocksucking you people wouldn't believe. Trolley robots fellating off the shoulder of Orion. I watched D-beams glisten in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like jizz in rain. Time for dicks. |
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Nov 14, 2018 00:32
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PAUL My father sent you to test me. Music then? Thufir scowls. GURNEY No music. I'm packing this for the crossing. Shield practice. PAUL Shield practice? Gurney... we had practice -- this morning..... I'm not in the mood. GURNEY (angered) Not in the mood?! Mood's a thing for cattle and love play... not fighting. PAUL I'm sorry Gurney. GURNEY Not sorry enough. Gurney draws his knife. 25B. SHIELD EFFECT - THE FIGHT Gurney activates his body shield, sending a shimmering FORCE FIELD around his body. He advances swiftly toward Paul. Paul snaps on his FORCE FIELD, draws his knife and jumps back, collecting himself hurriedly for the fight. GURNEY (his voice sounding strange through the forcefield) Guard yourself for true! Gurney leaps high, then forward, pressing a furious attack. Paul falls back. The shield edges CRACK loudly as they touch each other. PAUL (inner voice) What's gotten into Gurney? He's not faking. Paul presses forward and the fight moves quickly around the room. The smell of ozone grows stronger as the shields hit and SPARK off one another. Paul directs a parry downwards, turns, and leads Gurney against the table, plunging at just the right moment to pin Gurney against the table top with his blade right at Gurney's neck. PAUL (strange shielded voice) Is this what you seek? GURNEY (strange shielded voice) Good... the slow blade penetrates the shield... but look down. Paul looks and sees Gurney's dick-sucking trolley robot at his groin. He disengages his shield. PAUL (smirking) Gurney, you sly devil! |
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Nov 14, 2018 07:44
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A Streetcar Named Desirée edit: a dick sucking trolley robot named desirée They Might Be fucked around with this message at 07:27 on Nov 15, 2018
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Nov 14, 2018 09:27
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joke_explainer posted:PAUL lmao
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Nov 14, 2018 23:25
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joke_explainer posted:PAUL
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Nov 15, 2018 06:32
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joke_explainer posted:PAUL ---------------- |
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Nov 15, 2018 07:36
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In my mind Gurney is being played by Patrick Stewart. Who is also the head on the dick sucking trolley.
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Nov 15, 2018 07:37
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drilldo squirt posted:In my mind Gurney is being played by Patrick Stewart. Who is also the head on the dick sucking trolley. This is canon |
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Nov 15, 2018 07:56
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drilldo squirt posted:In my mind Gurney is being played by Patrick Stewart. Who is also the head on the dick sucking trolley. |
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Nov 15, 2018 09:25
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The police have finished interrogating the broken down hot dog cart, Verbal Kint. Verbal leaves the station and heads down the street outside banging and clanging as he goes. As he continues, the banging slows and ceases and his ride across the sidewalk smooths out. The silver panels with hot dogs pictures fall to the side to reveal the infamous dick sucking trolley robot, Keyser Soze. The dick sucking trolley robot smokes a cigarette while bobbing its head back and forward proudly.
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Nov 15, 2018 15:01
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joke_explainer posted:Citizen Kane but rosebud was a dick-sucking trolley robot |
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Nov 16, 2018 18:28
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Cum, uh, finds a way |
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Nov 16, 2018 18:34
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Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect immortal dick sucking trolley robot? |
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Nov 16, 2018 18:51
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lol reverend mother gaius helen mohiam: you see this? paul atriedes: oh yeah I know what this is [moves hand towards box] reverend mother: not your hand
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Nov 16, 2018 18:57
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"DO NOT, MY FRIENDS, BECOME ADDICTED TO THE SUCKBOX! IT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU, AND YOU WILL BEGIN TO RESENT ITS ABSENCE" Immortan Joe pushes a button, and a few dozen dick something robots tumble out of the grating in the cliff. Filthy bedraggled denizens of the wasteland, very few remainders of the pre-dick sucking robot society left alive, scream ahd rush forward, undoing their pants. A man gets his dick caught in his fly, he falls to the ground bawling. Imperator Furiosa grimaces at the scene. Stoic, powerful, dickless. Come historic on the fury road. |
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Nov 16, 2018 19:07
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Nov 16, 2018 19:09
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I’m excited for I, Dick Sucking Trolley Robot, but the poster featuring Will Smith holding a gun makes me nervous that the film will be more about action than about the philosophy of dick sucking.
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Nov 16, 2018 19:21
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still not really sure what this thread is |
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Nov 17, 2018 12:04
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a trolley robot in possession of an animatronic head, must be in want of a dick. |
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Nov 17, 2018 12:52
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It was the best of dick sucking trolley robots, it was the worst of dick sucking trolley robots. |
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Nov 17, 2018 12:55
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ferroque posted:still not really sure what this thread is |
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Nov 17, 2018 16:06
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Mystery Science Theater 3000 except they never actually say much about the movies. |
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Nov 17, 2018 16:54
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a really popular new version of the roomba that you try to hide when guests come over but it somehow gets out of the spare bedroom and rolls out into the dining room during dessert
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Nov 17, 2018 17:00
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guess who's sucking to dinner?
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Nov 17, 2018 17:08
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Any number of space operas except the female aliens look a little different. |
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