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Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
one day youll figure out the truth, and thats when you come to the republicans side of matters

that conservatism in capitalism isnt about choosing winners and losers

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I got the "one day" shtick from a lot of people when I was young but as I get older I only get more radicalized lol. At the current pace I expect to be in a Gritty Gang slaughtering richers within the next decade or so.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

No, my parents are hippie Pagans and one is an extremely online leftist who talks a lot about global warming apocalypse.

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


yeah my dad used to tell me that once i started getting real paychecks and saw how much i was paying in taxes that i'd come around

so now i'm a six-figgy fucktard and i couldn't give less a poo poo about my taxes and as a result have lost a lot of respect for all the adults who hold this view. literally willing to watch the earth burn as long as it means their taxes are just a bit marginally lower

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
they all assumed capitalism would continue buying off the whites and we would sell out just like them

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Moridin920 posted:

I got the "one day" shtick from a lot of people when I was young but as I get older I only get more radicalized lol. At the current pace I expect to be in a Gritty Gang slaughtering richers within the next decade or so.

Inshallah

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

"Well I'm opposed to antifa, they're too violent even though the other guys are... killing people." -about the Charlottesville white supremacist rally.

Thanks conservative radio for rotting my parent's brains!

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I took my dad to see the death of stalin and when saying goodbyes in the parking lot, did our usual hug, shook hands and i said "it was good to see you again comrade" and he burst out laughing and smiled

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
he also asked me how to donate to antifa after charlottesville and i said "there are bail funds i guess?" :shrug:

i have a better idea how to do that now though with activists who have patreons

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Rex-Goliath posted:

yeah my dad used to tell me that once i started getting real paychecks and saw how much i was paying in taxes that i'd come around

so now i'm a six-figgy fucktard and i couldn't give less a poo poo about my taxes and as a result have lost a lot of respect for all the adults who hold this view. literally willing to watch the earth burn as long as it means their taxes are just a bit marginally lower

Yeah pretty much. I actually figured from a fairly young age that these people are probably just bitter sad sacks with little empathy for others.

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
The best (worst) thing my dad ever told me while growing up was that the police (we lived in Chicago) should be allowed to shoot 10 (sometimes he said 5, but usually 10) people with no questions asked. His thinking was that all the red-tape involved with justifying deadly force impedes enforcement of the law. He usually said it when there was a story about the police shooting somebody. He was more mad about the media covering the shooting and making the police look bad. He thought it was "political correctness" to make police justify their killings.

He truly believed Chicago would be safer if we just let the police shoot whoever they want without asking too many questions.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


My mam constantly bemoans that she doesn't pay enough taxes despite being in the lowest income bracket, and actively laughed when Margaret Thatcher died. She brought me up to respect trade unions and the importance of worker solidarity and be suspicious of the police.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
*after watching horribly frightening documentary on nuclear bombs with me at age 11*

The Japanese deserved to be bombed and it brought a lot of good to the world.

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


i was a conservative as a teenager and gradually went liberal, then left after graduating from college, and it's fun being able to tell people that i voted Republican until i got my first real job

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

My parents aren't super political - my dad is northern and thus would never vote conservative in a million years but my mum has voted for pretty much every party at some point. Think she even voted for Thatcher at least once.

Thankfully we don't have the fox news brain rotting pipeline here and most political news she gets now is from my sister and me, so she's drifting a lot more left.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Siljmonster posted:

*after watching horribly frightening documentary on nuclear bombs with me at age 11*

The Japanese deserved to be bombed and it brought a lot of good to the world.

And now anime exists proving your parents right

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
*dad goes on racist rant againt pakistani people for 10 minutes with his fellow racist friends*

*looks at my disgusted expression*

heh.he's too young, he'll learn the truth someday.


*dies*

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
my dad thought you should be required to look for a job while on welfare, that your tax rate should increase as you make more money, and that you shouldnt be forced to join a union at a job.

he refused to believe that all of those things were already true

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
also i was a libertarian until i turned 18 and ended up homeless. my family who are still libertarians tell me ill be like them once i experience the real world

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
My parents never had to tell me that, because I was a pro-capitalist authoritarian by age 8.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

he also asked me how to donate to antifa after charlottesville and i said "there are bail funds i guess?" :shrug:

i have a better idea how to do that now though with activists who have patreons
National Lawyer's Guild is a decent option, too.

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
All the conservative families i know name there kids crap like aiden and hayden, and Kylienna and amberlynn or some crap.

at 18 i can see them getting their names legally changed.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

the exact opposite, but I grew up with my mom telling me West Wing stuff like believing in the system and that one's vote is the most important duty one can render to one's country

also pines heavily for the old country of SWEDEN and is full of praise for the Scandinavian model

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

red sampson posted:

All the conservative families i know name there kids crap like aiden and hayden, and Kylienna and amberlynn or some crap.

at 18 i can see them getting their names legally changed.

actually they just keep chuggin and in most cases become the same breed of vapid dipshit as their parents

but usually vote dem

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
My dad never left his high school atheist phase so I always heard around the dinner table that it's good to torch churches

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

red sampson posted:

All the conservative families i know name there kids crap like aiden and hayden, and Kylienna and amberlynn or some crap.

at 18 i can see them getting their names legally changed.

yeah I always thought it was funny the same racists talking about 'fake black names' always had kids named hunter and skyler

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
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Pillbug

Larry Parrish posted:

yeah I always thought it was funny the same racists talking about 'fake black names' always had kids named hunter and skyler
I have white trash extended family in Missouri (and quelle surprise they're all super racist)

I have a cousin named... Ryden Dangerously, that's his legal name.

Yeah...

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Dead Beef posted:

I have white trash extended family in Missouri (and quelle surprise they're all super racist)

I have a cousin named... Ryden Dangerously, that's his legal name.

Yeah...

Lmao thats like having a Max Power in your family

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

FactsAreUseless posted:

No, my parents are hippie Pagans and one is an extremely online leftist who talks a lot about global warming apocalypse.

are your parents you

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Siljmonster posted:

one day youll figure out the truth, and thats when you come to the republicans side of matters

that conservatism in capitalism isnt about choosing winners and losers

my parents used to be middling suburban republicans but after 15 years in the bay area they became relatively progressive msnbc resistocrats

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

my mutant texan mother is a white nurse who works with low income patients you do the math

idk if her denial of being a racist is a front or honest mutant lack of self awareness but she feels free to say terrible poo poo and brands it as "just the realistic truth"

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
"If any crazy moslum tried to shoot up our church they would be gunned down instantly."

Said in response to the Texas church shootings, done by a white guy.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

my parents aren't conservative, but they've changed in their old age. my mom isn't a 100% idiot democrat but she definitely shows flashes of it. my dad is more to the left but also kind of a nihilist

Larry Parrish posted:

yeah I always thought it was funny the same racists talking about 'fake black names' always had kids named hunter and skyler
american society seems to be willingly segregating itself with the names parents give children. we already know that people with "black" names get fewer call-ins for job interviews, but i want to see if the opposite is true for people with "white" names. i'd wager yes

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


once you start paying taxes you'll realize who to vote for :smug:

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Yinlock posted:

are your parents you
No, but I never had a rebellious phase.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Dead Beef posted:

I have white trash extended family in Missouri (and quelle surprise they're all super racist)

I have a cousin named... Ryden Dangerously, that's his legal name.

Yeah...

dudde that name owns

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

my dad just got done hosting a local democratic fundraiser but my mom is full on "nothing matters, i hope im dead before the real bloodshed"

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

dudde that name owns
it's redneck as gently caress, and it's beautiful in a way

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I went to school with about 12 Karleighs, all spelled completely different

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Mandoric
Mar 15, 2003

get that OUT of my face posted:

american society seems to be willingly segregating itself with the names parents give children. we already know that people with "black" names get fewer call-ins for job interviews, but i want to see if the opposite is true for people with "white" names. i'd wager yes

wasn't there a study this week that determined the two best things you could put on a resume were varsity lacrosse and the first name 'Jared'

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