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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
we need to socialize the corporation

By holding them up to higher standards

God bless

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I’m printing out your post and shooting at it with a gun, op

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Taintrunner posted:

I’m printing out your post and shooting at it with a gun, op

Some want to single out big corporations for all the blame. But consumers, workers, and leaders have the power to hold every corporation to a higher standard, not simply cast business as the enemy.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
corporations can't be given the death penalty so they ain't people

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
corporations can't be held to any standard by the people, they are too well-insulted from the consequences of their actions
corporations have become accountable to no one

there is no enemy, the system has failed

blaming consumers is propaganda and you should feel bad

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Corporate was a fun TV show, but I liked Better Off Ted more.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
corporations are made of....................... people.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
we need to synchronize our innovative technological life hacks and leverage them to promote increased diversity and tolerance in the workplace and in society as a form of compassionate deep listening to a diaspora of consumers engaged in disrupting the status quo in popcorn

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



if a corporation is a fragile fleshy person, that just makes it easier to kill

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
and if you complain once more
you'll meet an army of me

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Just let the free market decide :smug:

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Fight for corporations 13th amendment rights. NO corporation has ever committed a crime, so NO corporation should have to endure the shame of corporate bondage. no person should have the ability to just enslave these corporate people and so it should be that corporations are freed from the bonds of shareholdership

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

put corporation to gulag

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
It's True: Corporations Are People

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

the bitcoin of weed posted:

put corporation to gulag

Dr. Furious
Jan 11, 2001
KELVIN
My bot don't know nuthin' 'bout no KELVIN
Lock em up

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Top City Homo posted:

It's True: Corporations Are People

He had won the victory over himself. He loved Corporations.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
im praying 4 them

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Former DILF posted:

NO corporation should have to endure the shame of corporate bondage.

Please don't corporate kinkshame

As long every involved is consenting adults who cares what Nabisco does when the lights are off

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
if corporations are people how come i've need seen one in jail? :thunk:

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

can you date a corporation

are there visual novels of this concept

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Victory Position posted:

can you date a corporation

are there visual novels of this concept

Ofc there are just rule 34 yourself some Wendys

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Commies want the people to own the corporations but that would be people owning people which is slavery which is both illegal and gross.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
collective groups of humans have low-level consciousness. similar to a hive-mind, but of a much lower quality. cells that badn together greate multicellular organisms, and so multicell orgs do that as well....... creating comunities, the most basic functional level of symbiotic relationships that then defiine future specicies. eventually each cell develops its own purpose. income inequality, well, thats just evolution naturally choosing the ideal candidates for who gets to be the brains and who gets to be the bunghole. people work the same way, and corporations are thaat future. imagine the brightest minds leading us as enormous brain-like communes.

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
I'm gonna gently caress Target, marry Costco, kill Walmart, maybe do all three to all three even.

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
I really really want to gently caress Amazon as in stick my dick in every box and Jeff Bezos's earholes too, to get even, you know?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Telephones posted:

I really really want to gently caress Amazon as in stick my dick in every box and Jeff Bezos's earholes too, to get even, you know?

Jeff Bezos doesn’t exist

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
can a corporation....post?

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
I the living man reject your all capital letters corporate fictions op

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

1933: Every Man a King.
2018: Every Corporation a Man.

progress.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Siljmonster posted:

can a corporation....post?

steakumms thinks so

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Siljmonster posted:

can a corporation....post?

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Never seen a corporation post here

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Siljmonster posted:

Never seen a corporation post here

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I'm....a corporation?

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Siljmonster posted:

I'm....a corporation?

SILJMONSTER, your all caps berth name, is a corporation set up by the government and under the jurisdiction of maritime law.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia8OKMlqxLs

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Siljmonster, a Something Awful domestic stock corporation,

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Put the corporations on trial for extortion and kidnapping

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I support condemning all corporations to the death penalty.

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