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Milo and POTUS posted:Are we sure he's not a trump? Like, biologically? Wasn't there a rumor a while back that Trump had an illegitimate baby from a housekeeper? I think we found him.
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Nov 2, 2018 02:08
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At this point I'm expecting trucks to drive through neighborhoods spreading DDT again. Why the gently caress not.
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Nov 2, 2018 23:36
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my kinda ape posted:I can’t grasp what kind of alien mind could possibly draw a comparison between Trump and Jesus. Maybe he's the antichrist and has magic powers that trick the evil and corrupt?? Nah, the antichrist would have solutions to the world's problems, not make them worse. It's like the only way of hope that armageddon isn't approaching (well, it is, but not like the way his supporters want it to).
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Nov 4, 2018 20:39
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If Cruz loses I will root for the Cowboys for one game. I already feel dirty.
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Nov 7, 2018 00:09
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Vasudus posted:I don't have enough alcohol to sustain this. I just ran out of the good poo poo, my emergency reserve of moonshine. The grandma's-recipe-made-in-the-bathtub-in-the-basement stuff. Then again, I'm only tracking the this through the thread because I don't really want to know till the morning. But still. e: VVV hey...
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Nov 7, 2018 04:13
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Well, I guess this means Beto can run in 2020, at least according to all the op-ed pieces from the last couple months that went on about how he's the next Obama.
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Nov 7, 2018 04:36
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Casimir Radon posted:They did it to Roy Cooper(NC). Republicans are the most pathetic sore losers ever. They're still trying to whittle away at the governor's powers. We just had two constitutional amendment ballot initiatives that would limit his ability to appoint judges and election board members. Luckily those failed, but they'll still try to gently caress with the governorship as much as they can. Till they win it back and undo all those rules. God NC can be so loving stupid sometimes.
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Nov 8, 2018 02:30
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mods changed my name posted:Gonna guess that while all the suckers are using the toll road that he'll take the same route he always does for free because he's really smart and not an NPC/Sheeple/whatever That or in his head he's the one that owns the toll road. Everyone's a captain of industry, no one wants to be the peasant under the boot.
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Nov 8, 2018 18:58
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mlmp08 posted:It is maddening. "I never got a raise under Obama!" Yes, you did, idiot, you were just too busy being crushed under the absurd APR of your stupidass retro V-6 300 HP, 4,000 pound American Muscle Car to notice. This reminds me, if I ever start a business I'm opening up a used car dealership and/or tattoo parlor right next to a military base. I'll be a millionaire in no time.
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Nov 9, 2018 16:09
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Vasudus posted:Of course they all are. I'm saying that a good portion of Obama's killcount went completely unnoticed except in some nerd reports and the occasional news chevron. So because John Q. Public didn't see or understand what drone warfare was doing, pee pee doo doo he is a bad president. It's cause we weren't invited to the weddings.
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Nov 9, 2018 16:40
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Vasudus posted:someone in cspam pointed out that we're witnessing the collapse of an empire and we just don't see it because we're inside the bubble This is going to be the chinese century not because they're stepping up, but because we're falling on our face.
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Nov 9, 2018 17:12
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MA-Horus posted:I'm actually cool with big strong daddy not sullying our memorial with his taint. On one hand it would be great to have a photo of him with his spray tan running because of a light drizzle. On the other, tomorrow is too important a day for him to gently caress up just by being there.
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Nov 10, 2018 20:16
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At the moment, in France it is now the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month. One hundred years since the end of the first world war. Shame that the war to end all wars didn't live up to that promise.
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Nov 11, 2018 11:01
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Something I don't quite understand, what if there's an emergency like the dog gets sick or the building needs to be evacuated, can someone force it open? Also I wonder how often that thing gets cleaned out. At the very least fur from previous dogs, and at the worst poo poo and piss.
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Nov 11, 2018 11:59
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I think I heard that he'll do a speech at a cemetery today, so he's saving it up. God help us all.
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Bolow posted:https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1061684270626992130 Palin 2020. God I hope this doesn't become prophetic.
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I never tried coke either, I'm a Pepsi guy.
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I'm poor and non-white (or at least non-white enough that I get sideways glances and the occasional racist insult once in a blue moon because I live in the south) so modern day conservativism never had a chance to sell itself to me. E: VVV vive la révolution As Nero Danced fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Nov 14, 2018 |
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I think it's pretty reasonable that there is a difference between people just doing a job and then thie ones that saw the orange dumpster fire and said I'm joining just for this guy. Bring back public stockades.
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Nov 15, 2018 13:59
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"Well guys, we hired you to do something and you did it, but you got caught. Sucks to be you."
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Milo and POTUS posted:Is this the same guy or was there another who was really really into bigfeet Apparently that was a guy named Denver Riggleman. And he won too. This timeline man...
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mlmp08 posted:Informal poll: rank order from these options why the right is so loving obsessed with AOC despite her not really being in any position of power beyond social/popularity in congress compared to her peers that run committees and poo poo: Young, woman, minority, strong left-of-center (really left of anything nowadays) views. Any 2 of the 4 would be enough for them to go insane. Not sure how to rank them though in terms of which makes them hate her more. e: vvv poo poo, you're right, I kinda wanna change my answer. As Nero Danced fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Nov 16, 2018 |
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I guess this is a reminder that Trump is a consequence, not a cause, of chudism. Also I bet these California fire theorists would freak out if you remind them that there's flouride in tap water.
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Nov 16, 2018 21:01
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sharknado slashfic posted:Hmm, the daily struggle of "do I check this out before or after I start drinking" I've seen worse. It's a lot of blood and some bags full of body parts (but I can't make any of them out). It's still horrific, but not that bad. If it was a video it would be gruesome. Or maybe you guys have numbed me to this stuff.
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Deathy McDeath posted:Seems like these photos are taken from a TV show Well that makes sense. That too.
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Nov 17, 2018 02:59
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I hope it whistles whenever Trump tweets. It'll wake up his followers (that aren't bots) whenever Trump is constipated on the shitter at 4:30 am.
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Nov 17, 2018 23:17
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Fister Roboto posted:My only fear with AOC is that her youthful enthusiasm will be crushed and replaced with bitter cynicism. Honestly that sounds like you're describing this subforum.
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bird food bathtub posted:It's amazing to see AOC getting the poo poo-stream that is the right wing hate machine hose sprayed at her screaming "OMG SOCIALISTIC SOCIALIST OF SOCIALISM AND SOCIAL", and her response is just, "loving yeah, so what? People want health care and poo poo. If that's your idea of socialism then let's social it up in here" They hate her for a couple of reasons, but this is definitely why they're absolutely confused by her. For decades calling anyone on the left a socialist was a huge insult that the accused had to distance themselves from. She embraces it and they don't know what to do.
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Nov 18, 2018 05:50
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Woof Blitzer posted:Nobody noticed the Berber joke... I did but I'm late to the party and can't think of anything clever to say. This is like saying"I knew it" after final jeopardy though. In other news a UK parliament member who wants to leave the EU doesn't like the current plan to leave because it would give them no say in the EU parliament. I'm not quite sure what she thought leaving meant. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/nadie-dorries-slams-brexit-deal-leave-remain-jk-rowling-a8639216.html e: finally figured out a good metaphor for this shitshow, this is like when a kid runs away from home to the tree fort in the backyard but still wants to come in for a sandwich and to watch TV. As Nero Danced fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Nov 18, 2018 |
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BigDave posted:No no, not states rights for everything, just the stuff that the Conservative Death Cult leaders want. Also let the free market decide, unless I'm the one they want to refuse service.
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Vasudus posted:Corporate America has also had it with blockchains. Which is good, because they're loving stupid. Should have sent in "set one up to bilk the rubes then cut and run" but then again if they did and it tanked they'd say it was your idea.
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facialimpediment posted:Huh. Guess he realized there's a difference between persecution and prosecution. Also jesus, why is jorge papasmurf fighting it so hard against a 14 day sentence.
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orange juche posted:Losing 2 presidential bids has loving broken her brain. She ran as heir apparent and didn't realize till it was too late that there was a chance she could lose. Apparently she didn't learn much in the next 8 years.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Oh I guess he remembered the caravan. They had a thing about it as the big article on Foxnews.com earlier (I check it every now and then to see how bad it is) I imagine it's less of one of the few remaining neurons firing and more of him just parroting everything he sees.
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Nov 24, 2018 05:37
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TF CURES GENERATOR posted:Polonium poisoning isn't particularly quick is it It is if you make polonium bullets. Russia's already gone into bond villain mode so why not.
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Nov 25, 2018 00:52
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I always figured that the best supporting evidence of the moon landing (besides all the other hard evidence) was that the Soviets never claimed it was fake- if anyone was in a position to call the US on its bullshit, it would have been them. Guess that argument is out the window now.
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Nov 25, 2018 01:34
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Remember folding at home? Imagine how far along we'd have been if we used all the processing power from bitcoin for that. Instead we wanted our internet fun bux. Also I'm fully expecting that as the walls start closing in on Trump he'll start spouting off as much as he can to misdirect, in the process giving credibility (I know, I know) to as many conspiracy theories as he can think of. The moon landing (fake because of flat earth), JFK's real shooter, Roswell, vaccines, Obama's birth certificate again, hell he might try to order an invasion of Argentina to find Hitler.
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Nov 25, 2018 02:16
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Defenestrategy posted:I'm confused how he thinks closing the southern border will work out. Closing the border doesn't make it a impermeable membrane it'll still be semipermeable, except only illegal poo poo will go back and forth instead of legal and illegal. Build a wall! And Mexico will pay for it! And they'll hold all the migrants for us till we can process their applications, one by one! And I want a pony while they're at it!
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At this point I'm almost surprised he hasn't granted a federal contract to "Trump Wallbuilders llc" To start construction on The idea was dead the minute it rattled out of his skull and fell out of his mouth, but he and his fanatics are too stupid to realize it.
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