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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

https://twitter.com/spdustin/status/1057398006117482496

orange juche fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Nov 2, 2018

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



It is extremely 2018 that the two extremes of political thought in the US are represented by Gritty, and the Pepe frog.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



psydude posted:

Only tangentially related, but I recently drove to NB for work after flying in to Bangor and it was the only time in traveling for work to over 25 different countries that I've ever been stopped and interrogated by immigration. They were very concerned that I was an illegal immigrant taking a job from a Canadian citizen or something. The irony wasn't lost on me.

To be fair this has never happened at the airport in Canada, just the border crossing in the middle of nowhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyO1ILQAGsU

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Coldwar timewarp posted:

Lol, the horror of unaffordable property! You can always pocket 200k of equity and go to Pennsylvania or something. That said, glad it’s not here, for the same reasons you are upset.

:cmon:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



When are the first preliminary results supposed to come out for the east coast states? 7PM EST?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Apparently some polls are closed in Indiana and Kentucky.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



BigDave posted:

If Cruz gets kicked to the curb, I will say that Dallas-Fort Worth has acceptable levels of traffic.

BOO THIS MAN, BOO THIS MAN

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




thats a spicy take

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Cruz being toast is enough to make me smile.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Immanentized posted:

Holy poo poo, th3j3st3r is still around

https://mobile.twitter.com/mollycrabapple/status/1060277899763351560

Kemp doxxing absentee voters

Georgia Code Title 21. Elections § 21-2-225.

quote:

2010 Georgia Code
TITLE 21 - ELECTIONS
CHAPTER 2 - ELECTIONS AND PRIMARIES GENERALLY
ARTICLE 6 - REGISTRATION OF VOTERS
§ 21-2-225 - Confidentiality of original registration applications; limitations on registration data available for public inspection; data made available by Secretary of State
O.C.G.A. 21-2-225 (2010)
21-2-225. Confidentiality of original registration applications; limitations on registration data available for public inspection; data made available by Secretary of State


(a) Neither the original applications for voter registration nor any copies thereof shall be open for public inspection except upon order of a court of competent jurisdiction.

(b) Except as provided in Code Section 21-2-225.1, all data collected and maintained on electors whose names appear on the list of electors maintained by the Secretary of State pursuant to this article shall be available for public inspection with the exception of bank statements submitted pursuant to subsection (c) of Code Section 21-2-220 and subsection (c) of Code Section 21-2-417, the month and day of birth, the social security numbers, and driver's license numbers of the electors, and the locations at which the electors applied to register to vote, which shall remain confidential and shall be used only for voter registration purposes; provided, however, that any and all information relating to the dates of birth, social security numbers, and driver's license numbers of electors may be made available to other agencies of this state, agencies of other states and territories of the United States, and to agencies of the federal government if the agency is authorized to maintain such information and the information is used only to identify the elector on the receiving agency's data base and is not disseminated further and remains confidential. Information regarding an elector's year of birth shall be available for public inspection.

(c) It shall be the duty of the Secretary of State to furnish copies of such data as may be collected and maintained on electors whose names appear on the list of electors maintained by the Secretary of State pursuant to this article, within the limitations provided in this article, on electronic media or computer run list or both. Notwithstanding any other provision of law to the contrary, the Secretary of State shall establish the cost to be charged for such data. The Secretary of State may contract with private vendors to make such data available in accordance with this subsection. Such data may not be used by any person for commercial purposes.

He can publish voter info because in GA, voter info is public record.

The record is literally on the GA secretary of state page, because by law he is required to publish the voter registration rolls.

He cannot publish whether they are (R) or (D) voters however, nor can he publish SSNs, GA DL#s, or month/day of birth.

A nothing burger.


Is Brian Kemp a gigantic piece of poo poo who loves to suppress minority voters? gently caress yes he does because he's a good ol' boy southerner piece of poo poo who would love nothing more than to be elected repeatedly by white georgians and "the good ones".

I hope to gently caress that it goes to a recount and they find enough votes that his rear end loses.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Nov 7, 2018

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



I imagine Pence would burst into flames if he did have to swear them in though.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



That shirt was a war crime

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Hot Karl Marx posted:

Gonna jerk off every day to combat this. This doesn't change my current jerk off schedule

Tug one out every day as per normal. Hands no hairier than usual.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

.... that's a lot of money

$1500/mo is a loving roach infested shack in DC.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



ded posted:

$1500/mo won't even get you a studio here.

You in the Bay area? That's the only place more expensive than Manhattan/DC.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Jerk off to fight for freedom

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Internet Wizard posted:

So how does this acting AG dude feel about pot

Considering congress is saying nuh uh you cant make him acting AG, he might not be acting AG for long.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/08/media/tucker-carlson-protestors/index.html

Tucker Carlson got doxxed last night, flash mob showed up at his house and started tearing up poo poo.

IMO couldn't happen to a more deserving shitstain

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



psydude posted:

Do you have a source on this? I've heard Schumer complaining about it, but Republicans seemed predictably okay with it.

Basically appointing Whitaker under the Vacancies Reform Act was a violation of the Constitution.

The Vacancies Reform Act specifically does not mention the DoJ as one of the agencies that can have spots filled by vacancy appointments at the sole discretion of the President.

There's a clearly delineated line of succession to the post of Attorney General, and Trump took a big poo poo all over that.

U.S. Code › Title 28 › Part II › Chapter 31 › § 508
(a) In case of a vacancy in the office of Attorney General, or of his absence or disability, the Deputy Attorney General may exercise all the duties of that office, and for the purpose of section 3345 of title 5 the Deputy Attorney General is the first assistant to the Attorney General. (b) When by reason of absence, disability, or vacancy in office, neither the Attorney General nor the Deputy Attorney General is available to exercise the duties of the office of Attorney General, the Associate Attorney General shall act as Attorney General. The Attorney General may designate the Solicitor General and the Assistant Attorneys General, in further order of succession, to act as Attorney General.

Trump basically is trying to slide around this little bit of USC and hope nobody makes too much of a fuss about it, the whole purpose of the above code is to prevent the president from firing the AG in the event of an investigation of the Executive Branch, and then appointing a toady to kill the investigation.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Nov 9, 2018

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Look at this guy thinking poo poo matters.

Shut the gently caress up.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



I don't know how much anyone cares but Vine is back

https://twitter.com/dhof/status/1060613118089445377

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



The NPC thing can be used to otherize victims of mass shootings and other violence as well "Who cares they're just a bunch of NPCs"

Ugh gently caress channers and gently caress those stupid motherfuckers who come up with this poo poo.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YU0qK1MZyU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0VoHE2a6zQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT-c4zoYmoc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOHgZndJZiI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hED7uyJW37k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_0Mle9U5rY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yJvXDwdsn4

In dedication to Nutvember

orange juche fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Nov 10, 2018

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/NSoames/status/1061270124404113408?s=19

I guess that guy is the grandson of Churchill as well?

Edit: Here's the weather what a loving joke:

https://twitter.com/DonaldRMackay/status/1061259991791923201?s=19

Someone is gonna shop Trump into the picture and the actual one will be decried as fake news.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



MA-Horus posted:

Holy poo poo piss

Let's get the entire poem done

https://twitter.com/antiplutocratic/status/1061354721632350208

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



SimonCat posted:

This is the worst poo poo about the Army, the petty little bullshit. "Hey, you're a 40 year old field grade officer with 4 deployments under your belt. You need written permission to go to Walmart, and by God don't you dare stop at the drive thru on the way back. BTW, any idea why recruiting and retention rates suck?"

I'm glad the navy treated us somewhat human then, because I was basically allowed comparatively free rein as long as I was where I was supposed to be when I was supposed to be there in the correct uniform.

It doesn't hold a candle to civ life but Army looks like a special slice of suck.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



In more heartening news, AOC says gently caress decorum

https://theintercept.com/2018/11/13/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-sunrise-activists-nancy-pelosi/

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



FrozenVent posted:

How long before she gets kicked out of the Democratic Party?

Several of the new House dems are of the same type as AOC, and are tired of the centrist, reaching across the aisle, Democratic Party machine. If enough Dems peel off from the establishment centrist bullshit, then Pelosi won't be speaker, it will be one of the other House reps who are looking at the seat, and all of them are much further left than Pelosi.

Pelosi's already lost 10 of the 20 votes she can afford to lose and still be elected Speaker, if she keeps up with the decorum bullshit then she will likely lose the other 10.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The only current challenger to Pelosi's seat is a blue(r) dog.

Still further left than Pelosi, I'll take it over a term of mealy-mouthed decorum whining, though I really wish there were more people in the house willing to run for the Speaker position.

Also, well, Barbara Lee is considering running for the position too. She's notable for being the only member of Congress to vote against the AUMF in 2001, as well as one of the very few who voted against expanding the AUMF to include Iraq.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Lee


orange juche fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Nov 14, 2018

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



CommieGIR posted:

I wouldn't be shocked if LAPD bought into a Wohl hit job, we know that Wohl is working hard to bribe people.

Would that count as wrongful imprisonment if they issued a warrant and arrested him claiming his wife reported a DV incident, and the wife is like "the gently caress you say? I didn't report a DV incident"

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



mods changed my name posted:

I'm not one to indulge myself in conspiracy theories much but Jacob Wohl immediately jumping into this is definitely something to get the spider-sense tingling. Oh well I'm sure the truth will be known soon enough.

Yeah, the fact that Jacob Wohl tweeted out "Surefire Intelligence strikes again" and then immediately springs to Avenatti's defense, makes me think that he falsified a police report with an imaginary victim. poo poo will all come out in the wash. After all, what's a falsified police report for DV when you already tried and failed to go after Robert Mueller with some instantly debunked sexual assault claim?

I'd hope Avenatti isn't a woman-beating piece of poo poo, but if he is, then gently caress him.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Nov 15, 2018

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Hot Karl Marx posted:

some place cancelled an event avenatti was hosting and offered refunds so someone who knows more about lawyering than me said that that is grounds for a lawsuit worth a lot of money

Does Wohl even have money anymore? I'd figure his parents cut off his allowance when he got busted for securities fraud?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



mlmp08 posted:

Jacob Wohl doing some very dumb poo poo is plausible.

But also very plausible: confrontational ego-driven dude was lovely to a woman

Yeah, Avenatti is a high strung, confrontational guy, so I'm not super springing to his defense, because that's exactly the kind of guy who would hit a woman "in the heat of the moment".

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



I mean it's literal he said she said, and she's the one with bruises apparently, so I don't see a court siding with him in any way whatsoever. Now if she hit him in a cop's view, and struck him first, or if it's on a security cam, then he would have weight to the case. If there's no video, or witnesses, he's rightfully hosed.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Soulex posted:

I ran into concertina wire at NTC because some fuckwit wouldnt let me use his nods so I could go piss. Also a trailer hitch at fullstride.


How did fuckwit not get his rear end beaten to within an inch of his life when you got back from the aid station? If that poo poo happened to me I would exact revenge on said fuckwit immediately.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



mlmp08 posted:

Tough Guy on the Internet, but to the tune of "Fat Guy in a Little Coat"

I'm sorry if I busted a kneecap on a trailer hitch while going to piss, or trip into some concertina wire while doing same, because some dude refused to let me borrow his nvg's for a sec so I could take a piss, they're gonna get hosed up. Would I have gotten in poo poo for it? Yeah, but I probably would have rated it as "worth it". I tackled a shithead over a toolbox and started beating the gently caress out of him before other people dragged me off of him because he kicked my chair out from under me, cause he thought it would be funny. Only through the good graces of I don't even know what I did not get busted down for it.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



How else am I supposed to afford the third Jaguar if brexit doesn't happen

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Vasudus posted:

...isn't that the entire point of why the EU trade agreements exist? To prevent capitalism from running rampant and destroying national economies for the sake of saving ten cents on the dollar, driving a colossal wedge of inequality and resentment into a region of the world that's largely been at war with itself since time began?

or is that :thejoke:

That's a pretty good description of it. It was to prevent the industrial and economic powerhouses of the EU from crushing the lesser members, and introduce some semblance of equality.

Of course someone who says "gently caress the poor I want to be rich" would have a dim view of the EU regs.

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



LMAO if you don't have everyone itt on ignore and aren't just shrieking into the void

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