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Apathy420
May 18, 2017

by Cyrano4747
What was the goofiest lie any one of your representatives has ever knowingly told/spread? wanting to hear some real knee slappers

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Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
obama campaigned on universal healthcare, closing gitmo, and union card check in 2008

IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




international terror - gwb

animist
Aug 28, 2018
Alcibiades said he was going to lead Athens to glorious victory in Sicily. Instead, he defected to Sparta and helped them invade Athens. After that, he defected to Persia and helped them invade Sparta.

The Persians, fortunately, wised to his tricks, and exiled him back to Athens, to be executed before he could betray them. Athens, however, re-elected him, and he lead one more successful campaign against the Persians before being messily murdered by everyone involved.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



No puppet no puppet

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

animist posted:

Alcibiades said he was going to lead Athens to glorious victory in Sicily. Instead, he defected to Sparta and helped them invade Athens. After that, he defected to Persia and helped them invade Sparta.

The Persians, fortunately, wised to his tricks, and exiled him back to Athens, to be executed before he could betray them. Athens, however, re-elected him, and he lead one more successful campaign against the Persians before being messily murdered by everyone involved.

yeah he was cool

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Apathy420
May 18, 2017

by Cyrano4747
Brian Kemp (secretary of state who oversaw Georgia’s 2016 voting data get mysteriously and accidentally deleted in its entirety) accused the Georgia Democratic Party of committing a mysterious and undescribed act of cyberterrorism the day of the election

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

our current toronto overlord douglas ford won his election by promising 1 dollar beers for everyone

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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

IDONTPOST posted:

international terror - gwb

actually he campaigned on leaving countries alone no joke

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