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Millions of Crows: Mar 31, 2010; take a look overhead

The Great Hatred
Killed Wife, So what? The Authorized Robert Blake Biography
The Epic of Gilligan
Kingdom of the Aunts
How George Lucas got his neck Fat

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

https://zippy.gfycat.com/PitifulUnfinishedGar.webm

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Hamlet 2

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The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Shadowbanned. (A horror book.)

# ? Nov 10, 2018 23:40

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Elf on the Shelf. (Horror.)

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Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

Battle-Ape Canyon

I even have artwork

# ? Nov 10, 2018 23:54

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Hypergamy: A Love Story

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FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

User Loses Posting Privileges For Three Days: How I Survived Three Days Trapped In An Underwater Research Station

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super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

I Didn't Write a Book

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Tane: Feb 27, 2005

On Shitposting

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Creamed Cormp: Jan 8, 2011; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The Anarchist Cookbook : Now With Vegan Recipes
The Holy Qu'ran (with caricatures)
The Unabomber Manifesto : The Manga

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Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Effort Posting

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In The Bushes: Mar 4, 2012

How to Circumvent Hate Speech Laws: A Guide for American Pundits and Businessmen

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Millions of Crows: Mar 31, 2010; take a look overhead

Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire 2: Silhouettes of the Rebellion
We're still here? The RC Cola Story

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phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Cannibalism: The Other Paleo Diet

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Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Procrastination: Why Tomorrow is Better than Today

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Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Sverdlov: A Life. I read a bio of Stalin and he sounded like he was a neat guy and would�ve took over Russia if he wasn�t dumb and died from Influenza instead.

# ? Nov 11, 2018 01:08

phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Build Your Own Rocket to Go to the Moo ahaha gently caress it, man will never fly, I'm just stoned.

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Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

gently caress the Cat: A Guide to Drawing Furry Porn

# ? Nov 11, 2018 01:14

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Hikikomori. (Horror.)

# ? Nov 11, 2018 01:23