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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Members of the European Parliament: a coffee table book

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

low level front line lead tries to encourage employees to work harder
"Pushing up lazies"

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Grandads Doodle: exactly what it sounds like

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"Crunch Time"

Can Johnny compete at the highest level at the World Championship Cereal Eating competition AND keep his girlfriend from straying to Pete, the oatmeal specialist?!

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Hunny Pumpkin Is No Longer Your Dad: children’s book about losing your dad to the world of dad-based cross dressing prostitution

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Full time mailbox installation and you: a full guide.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The Zen of plumbing

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Is Spider-Man Legally Considered a Man or a Spider: a legal guide for Extremely Annoying Pedantic 8 Year Olds

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Bitches Leave: Clarence J. Boddicker origin story

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Aesop Poprock posted:

Is Spider-Man Legally Considered a Man or a Spider: a legal guide for Extremely Annoying Pedantic 8 Year Olds
Why Laser Beats Forcefield: A Kids' Guide to Winning at Being 10 Years Old.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

The Dennis System posted:

Elf on the Shelf. (Horror.)

This would be good as a popup book with Elves On The Shelves that pop right up at night and actually kill you in your sleep.

But art = extra :effort:.

To contribute:

Overcoming Procrastination
Mens Rights. [Not written because I don't want a brick through my window daily]
Assholes And Pussies: Take Your Pick
Bodily Fluids For Fun And Profit
My Life As An Assman: Seinfeld & Kramer can kiss my rear end
The Short Book Of My Very Funny Something Awful Posts.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I Own The Property Rights to Leprechaun In the Hood Somehow: what the gently caress do I Do with This

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Childrens' Books Edition:

Bob the Builder erects a Mausoleum

Thomas the Tank Engine Takes Some Jews to Camp

Angelina Ballerina Will Do Anything to be in the Big Production

Pingu's Glacier Melts

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
Idiot's Guide : At home nuclear fusion

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Obsidianheart posted:

Childrens' Books Edition:

Bob the Builder erects a Mausoleum

Thomas the Tank Engine Takes Some Jews to Camp

Angelina Ballerina Will Do Anything to be in the Big Production

Pingu's Glacier Melts

From the small amount I know about Thomas he’s already a huge fascist rear end in a top hat who only cares about getting the job done so he’d probably love the idea of carting people off to die horribly

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
TOILETLORDS: The Shitposter Saga

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
How I Once Cranked One Out To The Hot Chick In Beetle Bailey And 101 Other Ways To Improvise With Readily Available Literature

CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

SardonicTyrant posted:

Why Laser Beats Forcefield: A Kids' Guide to Winning at Being 10 Years Old.

would definitely read this one

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Oliver's Tryst

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Aesop Poprock posted:

From the small amount I know about Thomas he’s already a huge fascist rear end in a top hat who only cares about getting the job done so he’d probably love the idea of carting people off to die horribly

Thomas isn't a huge fascist rear end in a top hat. His boss is. Thomas is just a bigot (prejudiced against diesel engines) who blindly follows orders without question or reserve.

Source: My kid has so many Thomas DVDs.


I'd write a book called Sir Topham Hatt is Probably a Former Nazi Fleeing Warcrime Trials, but I think the current one is the son of the Nazi.

CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Obsidianheart posted:

Thomas isn't a huge fascist rear end in a top hat. His boss is. Thomas is just a bigot (prejudiced against diesel engines) who blindly follows orders without question or reserve.

Source: My kid has so many Thomas DVDs.


I'd write a book called Sir Topham Hatt is Probably a Former Nazi Fleeing Warcrime Trials, but I think the current one is the son of the Nazi.

the biggest thing in their lives is to be a very useful engine so yeah they're definitely all complicit in Sir Topham Hatt's serial killings

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"
Advanced Jelqing Techniques: Competitive Speed Jelqing

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
How Andy Dick killed Phil Hartman

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Honey, I shrunk your genitals

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Adolf Hitler's, "Oops, I did it again."

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

Oliver's Tryst

Oliver's Cyst

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

How to live with a huge dick

So you went into writing biographies

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Quran 2: Holla at Allah

Animals I Would gently caress

The Big Book of Erotic Hanna-Barbarea Stories: Foreword By Gloop and Gleep.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Motherfucker titles are something you put on a manuscript once you are way into it already and have to call it something, although there's always "fragments" if nothing comes up.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Happenings Part Two: The Re-Happening

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Mozi posted:

Happenings Part Two: The Re-Happening

I Can't Believe it Happened Again: gently caress. poo poo!!

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
the winds of winter

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



lol but seriously I posted:

the winds of winter
Good game. Thread over.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
"Here's a Weird One": My Uncle Details his Skin Tags (illustrated version)

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
How to Write a Book when You're Too Lazy to Write a Book

How to Write a Program That Writes Books for You


How to Crowdsource Book Writing with Dummies

How to Shitpost online for $10

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Sponge Baathist posted:

How to Write a Book when You're Too Lazy to Write a Book

How to Write a Program That Writes Books for You


How to Crowdsource Book Writing with Dummies

How to Shitpost online for $10

Mr President you're just saying this outloud

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
Scabs - how to pick, prepare and eat.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



BloodRed posted:

Scabs - how to pick, prepare and eat.

This is not the 'weird things your ex did' thread.
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Beat Procrastination: Learn how to get th

Practical Ways To Defend Your Homeland (order now for your free patriot slide whistle)

The Budget Terrorism Book: Death By A Thousand Paper Cuts

Weird Things Your Ex Did: The Movie: The Book

The Book of Books You Are Too Lazy To Write

Submit Reply: A Thesis On Post Formats

How To Organise Your Browser Tabs For Maximum Productivity

How I Finally Got My Life Together

Magical Cave of Treasures: Get Your Grandkids To Clean Dad's Garage.

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
How to Stop White Noise Posting: You Too Can Be Funny on a Dead Comedy Website!

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Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Star Trek: Showdown at gently caress-Quadrant 69

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