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doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
How I Learned to be Shameless.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Doctor Who: an unauthorized biography

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Dandy Tandy: Designing Quilts with your Tandy 1000 Home Computer and the Future of Quilting (1985 edition)

Screwdini: Sensual Stories for Naughty Magicians

Dog Costumes Throughout the Ages By Rip Taylor

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

BloodRed posted:

How Andy Dick killed Phil Hartman
I like to tell this story to people, just because the version I heard involves Jon Lovitz beating the poo poo out of someone. It helps that the someone is Andy Dick, but really, it's just fun to imagine him doing it to anyone.

nullEntityRNG posted:

How to Stop White Noise Posting: You Too Can Be Funny on a Dead Comedy Website!
I think I need to pre-order this book, yo.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



It Can't Get Any Worse: Fixing Stories with Fanfiction.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Wacky Willy Wonkles and his Indescribable Agony from Scarlet Fever and Polio and Also He's Dead Now and Has Been for Decades upon Decades

Tane
Feb 27, 2005

I told you i was hardcore: kill yourself online for maximum visibility

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Tane posted:

I told you i was hardcore: kill yourself online for maximum visibility
It would have to be ghostwritten

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

nullEntityRNG posted:

How to Stop White Noise Posting: You Too Can Be Funny on a Dead Comedy Website!

Ah, and we're back to fiction.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
Is this a nanawrimo thread

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time
An inconvenient poop: A guide to parenting.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Fuckin whatshisname and the fuckin whatever

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
How I learned to Stop Drinking and Work Out, Work, and Eat rear end instead -the doverhog story.

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Collection of best quotes from parking lot security guard

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
The Jesus Man and His teachings, a guide for tomorrow

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Islam, Jesus, and You -A Guide to Peace

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Diary of an rear end eating maniac, written in Finnish, in verse

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Sekenr posted:

Collection of best quotes from parking lot security guard

Is this as reference to me? I work in logistics, think a warehouse but not exactly.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

doverhog posted:

Diary of an rear end eating maniac, written in Finnish, in verse

What are you supposed to do when someone’s butt actually tastes racist

I ate a Puerto Rican dudes butthole a few days ago and he was spicy and strong but I’m not gonna day anything cause that’s hosed up

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I'd roll with it unless it was like clearly dirty in which case go clean up ffs.

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Aesop Poprock posted:

What are you supposed to do when someone’s butt actually tastes racist


I would buy this book.

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich
The Twits 2: the twittering.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Nope not doin it

My new book

A Puerto Rican Dude Has to say Sorry because of their Spicy Butts

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Would also buy.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I knew there was a market for written porn.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
At the Black Gate: why Aragorn is the just the best

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Judgement on the Valar: why the angels are just the worst

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Valaraukar: story of the balrog Gandalf kills, starting from when it was a spirit of fire in the void before creation, and how it Melkor corrupted it, and how it ended up in Moria.

DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.
Shitposting on $10 a Day
Zen and the Art of Debugging Someone Else’s Code
An Incel’s Guide to Safer Sex

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

doverhog posted:

Valaraukar: story of the balrog Gandalf kills, starting from when it was a spirit of fire in the void before creation, and how it Melkor corrupted it, and how it ended up in Moria.

I Ate the Balrogs Butt: Surprisingly Spicy. Possibly Puerto Rican? The Silence is Deafening

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Aesop Poprock posted:

I Ate the Balrogs Butt: Surprisingly Spicy. Possibly Puerto Rican? The Silence is Deafening

If you ate the rear end of an angel, you'd know if it was spicy. :angel:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

doverhog posted:

If you ate the rear end of an angel, you'd know if it was spicy. :angel:

Alright I get it you’re Puerto Rican! You get your spicy butt out of here before I flip my wig and start kickin rear end all over the place

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Aesop Poprock posted:

Alright I get it you’re Puerto Rican! You get your spicy butt out of here before I flip my wig and start kissin rear end all over the place

Ftfy

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Mein Kampf, Ihre Kampf, We All Scream for Ice Kampf.

sandwiches_and_ham
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Phil Collins: The Man, The Myth, The Midget

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Assess of the world and how to eat them

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Project You: A self-help book for the woke generation.

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead

sandwiches_and_ham posted:

Phil Collins: The Man, The Myth, The Midget

related: Nonce-Sense: The Phil Collins guide to paedophilia

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Chronic Masturbation and You (and No One Else)

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Best Holidays for Vicodin

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