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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


:toot:

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Goatman should have been wearing gloves when preparing the habanero salsa.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Antioch posted:

Surely you mean Jif

:catstare:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

https://i.imgur.com/T90gd1V.mp4

a chiton (marine mollusc) and a sea urchin

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

This is an inflatable sculpture by American artist Paul McCarthy called "Santa Butt Plug". It was also made in a black solid version.

Here's some of his other inflatables, one of them is a huge turd.

http://artobserved.com/2009/07/go-see-utrecht-paul-mccarthy-air-pressure-at-de-uithof-through-september-13-2009/

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme



Toy knight from Britains, Ltd., world's largest toy soldier maker circa 1978

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

The Bloop posted:

PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren't: Giganteus Horse Conch

Ayup

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Solice Kirsk posted:

Debunking the myth that there are no female ore chasms.

jesus :toot:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Those were one of the three or so standard phone models that was allowed on the Swedish phone network back when it was a government monopoly. The official name was 'Ericofon', but everyone called it the Cobra phone. It was made a bit into the 1980s.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Batman Got Back :stare:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


:hitler: fanfic looking wierd

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

PYF Things that look NWS but arent: Those hemorrhoids are Jesus

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


stupid sexy brickwork :mad:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme



it's a thermos

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

https://i.imgur.com/ZaG25Nc.mp4

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Don’t know the species, but it’s in the stinkhorn family, Phallaceae. One of the species has maybe the best scientific name: Phallus impudicus, the shameless penis.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Carthag Tuek posted:

Phallus impudicus is called "præstepik" (priest's cock) in Danish

It's 'liksvamp' in Swedish, 'corpse fungus'. They smell pretty bad.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

https://i.imgur.com/29kchXY.mp4

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


A true shaft of light :stare:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Happy Lucia day! :sweden:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

https://i.imgur.com/s2BFzZ7.mp4

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


The scientific name for that mushroom is Phallus inpudicus, ”the rude dick”.

axolotl farmer has a new favorite as of 10:18 on Jan 10, 2022

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

It was named by Carl Linnaeus, an 18th century dude with deep knowledge of Latin and Greek and an academic sense of humor.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

please stop David Cronenberg from designing adult toys

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

https://i.imgur.com/FVTlPU0.mp4

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

bike tory posted:



I'm glad they used it gently

Is the seller a Mr K. Johnson by any chance?

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

https://i.imgur.com/5PrpfD8.mp4

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Behold: the life cycle of the parasitic dongworm

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:



It says "What do you see in the picture?"

some kind of boat...a schooner?

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


If anyone skipped this, give it a listen because it is an awesome song :rock:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Awkward dinner at Kirk J's.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

”I am the recyclabe can”

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Agents are GO! posted:

PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren't: I don't see any nip in the unedited honk picture

Seconded.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Rust Martialis posted:

Large dongs in aspic

Good name change, right there.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Captain Hygiene posted:

Please don't make light of someone's drinking problem

Shurely, you must be joking.

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

They’rebsupposedd to be ice cream cones

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