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Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Huh, I eat meat and have sex. Granted I may not be doing it well, but am I doing it wrong?

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Nov 4, 2009

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Dixville posted:

"I spend a lot of time thinking about my daughters' vaginas"

"I don't know the difference between vulva and vagina, and I'll be damned if my daughters learn the difference!"

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Nov 4, 2009

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Poor thing looks cold.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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RandomFerret posted:

The Burgess shale is loving wild, man.



For decades paleontologists didn't know which end of this thing was up. They're still not 100% on it.



I thought the round thing at the end was the fossilized poop of the critter making GBS threads itself when it died.

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Nov 4, 2009

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MrUnderbridge posted:

"Subliminals" was a huge thing in the 70's. Hidden sessy images in ads, a "study" showing a single frame of a Coke inserted into a movie increased concession sales 40%, background sounds and vocals in songs, etc. Even before the whole "backwards masking" poo poo of the 80's.

I heard a guy claiming the "Ooga-chaka" in Hooked on a Feeling was really "who got sucked off". And not some stoner rando, but a marketing guy. There were dire warnings that advertisers and the government would be controlling our minds with subliminals (Yep, the basis for They Live).

I caught on to it being bullshit when another researcher had a pic of a Ritz cracker with the word SEX allegedly imprinted all over it. He'd basically drawn the letters around all the bumps and bubbles on the cracker. If you look at any random close set group of similarly sized circles, you can fill in pretty much any letters you want.


(Or that's what they want you to think!):tinfoil:

Behavior and psychology scientists did some work presenting random vowel sounds to people and asking them what they heard. Turns out people hear what they are primed to hear, or motivated to hear - the sounds don't guide your behavior, your behavior guides how you interpret the sound. So the marketing guy outed a lot of his own obsession there.

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Nov 4, 2009

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bike tory posted:

Did they tie them up with baling twine?

My money is on bungee cords.

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Nov 4, 2009

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Someone needs to do the needful and turn the last panel 90 degrees.

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Nov 4, 2009

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The Bloop posted:

The pic is good but the caption is not good at all

Agreed - though I'm not shocked that an incel doesn't know how labia work, mushroom or otherwise.

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Nov 4, 2009

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Serperoth posted:

I have no idea what this is suppose to be. An oddly shaped apron?

Its a dress

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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Zil posted:

Wasn't there a Tumblr post about why it would be a bad idea to use malachite as a dildo? Want to say it was this exact formation that spawned the discussion.

Read at your own risk: https://thattoychick.wordpress.com/2017/02/21/on-the-loving-of-a-malachite-dildo/

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Nov 4, 2009

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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

did they really have to polish it

That's the funnest part of making it

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Nov 4, 2009

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`Nemesis posted:

maybe not the best thread for this, but i didn't want to risk it in other threads




What a lovely dickanter.

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Nov 4, 2009

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I could eat salmon for hours.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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That looks like someone trying to shove a botfly back into a toe.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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Man I haven't played Stick Shift in ages.

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Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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Then he covered it in vulvas, no less.

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