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Jun 1, 2020

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Zil posted:

I feel that these don't have a flared enough base.

The bottom bulb is the flare, you only stick the top one in.

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literal dick for brains

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Memento posted:

So those are actually pretty interesting, it's called "blowing a pig" (yes, really) and it's from when they drill a hole through the ground using hollow pipe. The mud and dirt gets compacted in the front of the drill bit, and then they blast high pressure water and air at the back of it to try and push it all out. So once the first bit comes out, the rest (as you can see from the videos) comes out pretty quickly.

This is another good one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BVinRxcoFQ

I'd advise not searching youtube for "blowing a pig". It's 1/2 videos of people using explosives to kill feral hogs.

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Karate Bastard posted:

Honestly if you youtubed thst you deserved everything that was coming to you, god bless.

Oh I know, I jumped on the grenade for everyone.

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bike tory posted:

you jumped on the grenade only after you pulled the pin yourself

:ocelot::smug:

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Zil posted:

No rin.... wait a second, they didn't forget the ring! Goon who works at Toronto Sun show yourself!

The ring is on the wrong hand tho. 7/10

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axolotl farmer posted:

Don’t know the species, but it’s in the stinkhorn family, Phallaceae. One of the species has maybe the best scientific name: Phallus impudicus, the shameless penis.

don't post my high school nickname

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Not that I don't find it funny but didn't the turkey just warm up from being at room temperature and being handled? I mean I know you can cook something by smacking it for like 6 hours, i saw that youtube video

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Splicer posted:

Speed limit: Depends how long you took to get there

Also the strength of your antidepressants.

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Hello my old friend

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HenryEx posted:

Wow, it even has two flared bases

Technically 3

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granny is stored in the balls

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when you hit that trussy just right

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Looks like if they used Garfield as the origin for Kuato.

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holy poo poo that last one is awful

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It's actually for Tight Throat

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:mike pence's boner intensifies:

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i'm pretty sure i've seen the video this is from

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that bird has a yam bag for a body

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3/10 for at least an attempt at a flared base but i can guarantee someone has had to pull that out of an anus before.

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Paper Tiger posted:

Got me again, Gretzky!!! :argh:

Someone did this in the schadenfreude thread the other day too. Got 4 pics of his balls up before anyone called him out on it.

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Jun 1, 2020

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ribbed, for her pleasure

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here come my posts!

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Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Coohvc5.mp4

I saw this going in a much different direction…

yeah i was fully expecting goatse

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ugh, no ring 2/10

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Brandfarlig posted:

Why does it have a toenail? :gonk:

That's what happens when you don't get circumcised, a nail grows under it.

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drat, she got Grandma rear end.

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that's like the original weed vape, i know because a buddy had one back in college, there's another piece missing from the screen shot

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Artistic representation of my posting.

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Paladinus posted:

Realtek HD audio driver rear end lure.

Splicer posted:

Ohhhh

It's for bass

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https://i.imgur.com/58qNWSR.mp4

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OwlFancier posted:

I've seen that cattail bullshit before and it always looks so loving itchy.

Also yes people eating them like corn dogs is hilarious.

i've never felt it before but i can't tell if they'd feel like cotton candy or fiberglass insulation

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does that dude have a devil horns birthmark on the back of his head?

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Stupid sexy trees.

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Cartoon Man posted:

Kinda cheating for the thread but:



I’ve heard of vagina dentata but cactus cock is a new one

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Whooping Crabs posted:

drat I haven't heard that jingle in 30 years

your partner knows that same feeling

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me after a night of drinking nothing but budweiser

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Zil posted:

So many jokes had to have been made during the construction of that cocko-dragon.

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