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Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
That is definitely only work safe right now

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Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
This isn't the bike thread but I got a new bike that had a seat with like an inch of squish to it and rode it for 45 minutes and my area down there starts getting numb because you sink into the padding and it's not great. Immediately replaced it with a rock hard saddle from another bike.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Splicer posted:

Wipe away never toward!

away and toward what?

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
as a kid seeing the geysers and hot springs of yellowstone, my favorite was the mud pots and the bubbling gloop gloop gloop :3:

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
Stretch barks.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
in small form it could also be an enormously fat bald head on his shoulder

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
I am pretty sure that's a diagram of how to do brain surgery with a penis

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
it's just the ideal shape when things get wet

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

WITCHCRAFT posted:

look at the juices all over the dick tree

MAKE YOU SQUART ACROSS THE GROVE ,,,,

SAP

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

The Bloop posted:




Found in some other thread but this thread and it's current title immediately came to mind

well the three seashells make a little more sense now, but what do the other two do?

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Cartoon Man posted:



Pretty sure there’s some kinda metaphor going on here.

Source, along with some more :nws: :nms: statues:

https://imgur.com/gallery/J7oqi

this one looks nws but it's actually just two statues of naked women

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

A Florida the size of an entire continent would be a nightmare for the rest of human civilization

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

is that razor burn or genital warts?

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
jesus christ

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
I might have just dreamed this, but I remember checking the history on the human penis Wikipedia article and seeing several people fighting over the main photo

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!


I've had this magnet on my fridge for a few years now and the icon for humanity kinda caught my eye the other day

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Captain Hygiene posted:


I don't even know, but I do a double take every time it shows up in my email ads

Livestly!

I can't decide whether it's li-vestly or liv-estly, but it's definitely the superlative adverb form of live

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
it was pretty satisfying when the machine finished pooping though

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
gotta put in different sets of instructions according to age brackets or something

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
each time I saw the thumbnail in the quotes I had to doublecheck it was still the painting and not the real thing

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

i love that the artist captured all the sloppy mask wearing

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

shoulder hurts and headache

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

maybeadracula posted:

Cumyoninimbus

cumulussy

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Is this the cousin of that friend?

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Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
Wow

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