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I would fuckin bounce a ball to him in a magic act called the Transported Man or some poo poo and figure out a way to bang Scarjo obviously
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Nov 15, 2018 04:50
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Spend half an hour patiently explaining to my wife that I’d like to ease into what we are 100% all thinking because it’s all a bit odd
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Nov 15, 2018 04:55
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Murder it. It's an abomination
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Nov 15, 2018 05:22
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Last Chance posted:Murder it. It's an abomination You get a boner while choking out your doppelgänger. You are condemned to a life of autoerotic asphyxiation. You meet your unglamorous end just three years later. Afterwards your name is met with snickers and admiration for being the only person to one-up David Carradine.
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Nov 15, 2018 05:29
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i'd make my clone go to my job, and then find him a second job. and find a third job. The third job is for me. from his perspective he'll be thinking I work two jobs as well. and while he's tired and resting from working two jobs, I'll go out and spend all our money on cell phone cases and in-app purchases.
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Nov 15, 2018 05:34
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Jose posted:murder him Yeah this. Fake my own death and collect the life insurance.
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Nov 15, 2018 05:58
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Kill myself. Then they have to deal with all this poo poo, and my friend has to deal with my death. OWNED!
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Nov 15, 2018 06:14
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Thinking about it some more, I probably wouldnt like it because it gives me the ability to see myself from all angles, instead of the usual ones I've practiced so that I can convince myself I am flatteringly attractive.
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Nov 15, 2018 07:12
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Probably chill and play videogames. The whole one commits a crime and the other forms an alibi is actually a really good idea.
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Nov 15, 2018 07:17
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Fart and see if he thinks it smells as bad as other people think it smells so I can establish a difference between type and token identity
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Nov 15, 2018 07:26
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ask him to walk away just to see if i shake my rear end while walking
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Nov 15, 2018 07:33
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Dubplate Fire posted:Wait, you smoke actual philly blunts? does it count as "smoking" when i actually light them up and insert them into my peehole?
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Nov 15, 2018 08:56
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:"oh hey you can entertain these people cool thanks" and wander off upstairs to go to sleep This but far more dramatically with fake outrage.
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Nov 15, 2018 09:30
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I would get rich doing that teleport magic trick from The Prestige but otherwise leave him alone because I dont want to be killed and replaced and that's exactly what I'd do to him if he got a better life than me so I know he'd do it to me too.
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Nov 15, 2018 09:32
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a competition to learn who is the most cunning linguist
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Nov 15, 2018 10:04
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also i would get my rich douche friend to keep cloning the clones and reenact mutiplicity
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Nov 15, 2018 10:06
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Maybe it would turn life into a fun comedy of errors. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw
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Nov 15, 2018 10:54
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Embrace him as my brother and tell him you have value then gently caress
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Nov 15, 2018 10:59
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gently caress immediately
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Nov 15, 2018 14:32
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Tyler? What did I tell you about playing with the machine? Tyler? You’re in big trouble.
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Nov 15, 2018 14:48
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Mimesweeper posted:act real mad and kick everyone out so we can get straight to eating each others asses of course
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Nov 15, 2018 15:10
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You know how much it sucks when you hear a recording of your own voice and you sound like an rear end in a top hat? You'd get that except with every facet of your appearance and personality. So, in short, I'd kill Tyler, bone down with the clone, kill the clone and then kill myself.
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Nov 15, 2018 15:11
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Shin00bie posted:You know how much it sucks when you hear a recording of your own voice and you sound like an rear end in a top hat? You'd get that except with every facet of your appearance and personality. So, in short, I'd kill Tyler, bone down with the clone, kill the clone and then kill myself. This except in reverse order. That'll show them!
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Nov 15, 2018 15:51
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sandwiches_and_ham posted:does it count as "smoking" when i actually light them up and insert them into my peehole? The Mask reboot gettin weird
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Nov 15, 2018 16:06
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I was going to say vigorous rear end loving but after some thought I'm switching to set up a Devil's Triangle and high-fiving each other a lot during it.
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Nov 15, 2018 16:10
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Mimesweeper posted:act real mad and kick everyone out so we can get straight to eating each others asses of course lmao who the gently caress would do anything other than that? its clean becuas its you
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Nov 15, 2018 17:06
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Remember that episode of TNG where they found a second commander Riker who had been surviving alone because a weird transporter thing made a duplicate?
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Nov 15, 2018 18:33
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Objection, leading the witness
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Nov 15, 2018 18:43
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Nice
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Nov 15, 2018 18:51
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Call up my ex that has suddenly intimated that she's all hells of kinky now, and arrange us some tag team action behind the storage shed of the cemetery by her parents' place.
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Nov 15, 2018 21:55
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Nov 16, 2018 03:45
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I'd be weirded out. I mean, we both would be. But I do like that most everyone's response is either "KILL THE IMPOSTER" or "gently caress THE REPLICANT!"
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Nov 16, 2018 05:19
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if you haven't already seriously pondered this situation in TYOOL 2018 I don't even want to know what kind of miserable empty existence you're suffering
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Nov 16, 2018 08:43
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Jim Long-un posted:if you haven't already seriously pondered this situation in TYOOL 2018 I don't even want to know what kind of miserable empty existence you're suffering yeah like you need codewords for this that you never speak aloud or write down to prove to yourself it's you (or I guess your brain was compromised)
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Nov 16, 2018 08:47
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Clearly we're both only working 20 hours a week now.
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Nov 16, 2018 11:41
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I always think about fighting my clone. I'm pretty sure I would win.
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Probably some sort of a murder-suicide pact since neither of us wants to be here.bring back old gbs posted:lmao who the gently caress would do anything other than that? its clean becuas its you This isn't how it works at all.
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