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Randy Travesty

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HappyKitty posted:

Hahah just kidding drugs are rad

This is true


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Randy Travesty

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HappyKitty posted:

Did you konw about Lowtax and David Cross

i just found out and i'm like holy gently caress, david cross actually wants to be his friend

lowtax made a friend, y'all, the robot spine is really helping things look up


Randy Travesty

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hello yes I'm jogn mayer, famous signer


Randy Travesty

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please sign up to date me at mayorsdatingmayer.biz where you can date me, jobn mayre, famous singer of such songs as Bad Da BupBup Bum La Lala


Randy Travesty

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HappyKitty posted:

Help me, OBYOB Kenobi

Sorry buddy I'm just a proctologist, you'll have to go around the corner for that


Randy Travesty

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HappyKitty posted:

The humour of this thread title is that no one is ever too high to post in BYOB

However, there is a tragic corollary, which is that nobody is ever high enough to truly post in BYOB

Buddy I woke up high and I'm posting

How the hell am I still high? that's the magic of BYOB


Randy Travesty

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Nosfereefer posted:

by the time you woke up, i've already got high 10 times

Had a nap. Still high. Help me.

Don't eat the black bar, the snozzberries will definitely taste like snozzberries.


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


HappyKitty posted:

No I do not believe I am too high to post in BYOB

Well, dad, I think you are too low to post


Randy Travesty

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i accidentally did like 7 snappers in a row and now i have ascended to only posting in coupons and deals


Randy Travesty

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Manifisto posted:

but can you get down, get down

then get up! as the funkmasters say

But I can't get up

That's why I used the button and I'm just waiting for the paramedics


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Got too high to post so I pierced my septum.


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Macnult posted:

Clearing the bowl before posting was great idea but so was sitting on my bed thinking about all of the bones in my body for an hour and a half

A skeleton lives inside us and waits for the day they can join the skeleton army

Also I accidentally smoked too much and rode the bus to the park in the middle of the night and now I have a bruise from falling off the swings.


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


HappyKitty posted:

I'm high enough to uuuuuuse the Zybourne Clock

Mods please change my name to Zybourne Cock


Randy Travesty

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Big ol rear end


Randy Travesty

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Got too high and knit a pair of socks after therapy, what up warm feet


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


HappyKitty posted:

Lmbo à c'te fuckin dog



i love this dog, i will give you nine kittens in exchange for this dang dog


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


HappyKitty posted:

NEVER

Mr Fitzwilliam Darcy cannot be bought

I'll give you all seventeen cats


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


HappyKitty posted:

Does everyone still like this thread :ohdear:

Yeah it's good and I want to remain friends with the thread


Randy Travesty

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I got lost knitting in my office under the desk and fell asleep and stabbed myself in the pit with a double pointed needle. Please send donations in lieu of flowers. Actually just send weed and a blanket.


Randy Travesty

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Also funnel cake, send me the loving funnel cake now.


Randy Travesty

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Yeah basically, it's like your brain freaks out a little and tries to go through some sort of system restore test but it's kinda broken and really really fucks with the volume knobs on tactile and olfactory sensations.


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


If the eyes are the windows to the soul glasses are just like the lovely storm windows you put on and then have to figure out how to remove and clean every year because some rear end in a top hat kids egged your house


Randy Travesty

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Bacon Taco posted:

am kinda drunk and about to have some ativan and we'll see who is too high to post in BYOB bitches

Ahh, you're on my favorite kind of high, bud.

Over here we got that 9am special brewing: it's tea with a bunch of whiskey in it and some Klonopin straight from the pharmacy. Yee, and I must emphasize, haw.


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I tried to email you horsies did you get them


Randy Travesty

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Idea: honey sesame soy toffee


Randy Travesty

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are you sure you aren't smoking dryer sheets


Randy Travesty

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I'm smoking gelato and listening to the chillhop YouTube channel with the cute raccoon animation and knitting still.


Randy Travesty

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HappyKitty posted:

I'm sorry I got high last night and didn't post in this thread

It's ok I slept until midnight but I woke up to tell you all happy Christmas


On the 28th

I thought it was Christmas again


Randy Travesty

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HappyKitty posted:

I'm not too high to be too high to post in BYOB tonight!!!

CONGRATULATIONS YOU DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!


Randy Travesty

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hell same but instead of die hard it's the fifth element


Randy Travesty

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I'm actually taking polish off and going to let my nails get some air this week; I'm gonna do my nails before my next class starts though because Gramma Hamjobs needs her hell claws to scare threads into behaving


Randy Travesty

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it's an enjoyable film about being gay and doing crime


Randy Travesty

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I can't stop thinking about the artwork in Yakuza Kiwami and really it's a triumph of game animation if you think about it


Randy Travesty

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HappyKitty posted:

Hwæt ís á penis

I just saw one I think

They have those at waffle houf


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


HappyKitty posted:

Holy poo poo it's a whole other year

whoa gently caress, happy new year buddy


Randy Travesty

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Olive! posted:

both of you get a new years kiss, too ;-*

or a hug if that's all you're comfortable with :glomp:

or even just a sweet hi5 :hfive:

10/10 I'll smek ur nose

I'll smek all your dang noses

In 2019 I'm going to live in to my full potential as a Burger Dominatrix


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


don't a single one of you loving judge me for eating wontons and broccoli in my bed


Randy Travesty

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HappyKitty posted:

You are living your best life never loving let anyone tell you otherwise

thank you i love my depression enough to feed it its favorite thing, hot delivered garbage


Randy Travesty

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glowing-fish posted:

Am I high enough to post in this thread?

IDK what's a thread


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Randy Travesty

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I would like to subscribe to a homoerotic scavenger hunt of the month club


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