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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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onsetOutsider posted:

i'll probably update tonight maybe

translation: OP will post a flimsy rationalization of why updating would be a pointless effort

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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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we wanted Tohru to get off his rear end and go kill someone, but we never thought it would be... the OP...

:negative:

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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:master:

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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EdgyCoffeeMug posted:

I predict that we will get a kaiji-style arc next where the guy teaches him how to read an opponent's mind. They will then use this to fool the guards and break out of prison.

I predict that we will get a kaiju-style arc next where the guy teaches him how to level Tokyo with atomic fire breath. They will then use this to fool the guards and break out of prison.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Is this one of those things where Japan respects old people so killing you're famil puts you on the same level as chinos in gay baby jail?

EDIT: my phone autocorrected chimos to chinos but I'm just going to leave it and assume that prisoners hate business casual pants

the holy poopacy fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Sep 7, 2019

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Now that Tohru has tasted high end steak he can never go back to natto... but he doesn't have the money to feed his kobe beef addiction. Ironically, the only way to get a steady supply of steak will be for him to turn to a life of crime, which as a hardened criminal he is now well suited for.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Johnny-on-the-Spot posted:

There doesn't happen to a weird cross universe going on where in Tohru was actually working at the ramen shop in another timeline?

NEET-Man: Into the NEET-verse

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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HugeGrossBurrito posted:

You will give me more I am a petulant child and I demand satisfaction

please do not drive mr steak to suicide :ohdear:

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Tohru, you are the worst Pokemon master.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Tohru's post-prison life is just going to be a neverending stream of everyone he ever knew shoving money at him and telling him to gently caress off, enabling him to live as the king of NEETs.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Wait, Japan has robotic toilets but their hotels still just use standard cylinder locks and keys??

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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i was not prepared for such violence in my morning NEET thread update

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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anime boobies are a NEET-approved expense, this is acceptable

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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the last time Tohru used Google two people died

who knows how high the bodycount will be this time

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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It's kind of weird how they come out and say their age preference in the job listing, around here they mostly just drop vague hints.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Grevling posted:

But... it's in Japanese, a language I can't read!

no worries, I got u

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Mr. Steak posted:

guys, POST MORE.

no u

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Foul Ole Ron posted:

I'm getting a real King (from one punch man) vibe about how people view our NEET.

Looking forward into him bumbling into powerful situations.

ahem I believe you mean Kingu you baka gaijin

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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you got jaywalker and pimp mixed up

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Shadow0 posted:

neet cafe

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Kazak posted:

Excuse me you can't call him neet if he's employed

does it still count as employment if he's paying his employer more than they pay him?

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Blade Runner posted:

Guessing the girl is gonna be Kansai guy's kid but he's a deadbeat

Guessing the girl is gonna be Kansai guy in disguise. He's haunted by his previous failure and is back to finish the job!

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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tohru getting his jollies by encouraging a little kid to gamble, what a sicko

real bad egg, that Tohru

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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someone posted a random comic strip on Facebook and I reflexively started reading it right to left and was confused why it didn't make sense

OP what have you done

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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help I do not like whatever this is

please post more NEET instead

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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AbysmalPeptoBismol posted:

Old man meat is the best meat.

Now NEET sees him squatting in the yard.

Burying the corpse of the last neighbor to try his meat

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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:neet: right in the old man's pride

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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B

weird abrupt anticlimactic swerves are the true nature of NEET

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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the ultimate :neet:...

:neet: against yourself

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Mr. Steak posted:

the unicorn one is good, but the birthday cake one LEGIT TASTES LIKE A BIRTHDAY CAKE WHAT THE gently caress

birthday cake is not a flavor! it's just regular cake, you can't taste the birthday part.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Resting Lich Face posted:

oh poo poo dating

strap the gently caress in on everyone we're going places

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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There I was in the kitchen when I decided to embark on my most daring heist yet: stealing my parents' will to live.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Classon Ave. Robot posted:

It's in ADTRW now.

a fate worse than death :ohdear:

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Haha, is he going to punch the cop for lying too??

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Glenn Quebec posted:

Can you imagine the implication if you lit the joint inappropriately or didn't pass it to the right of you with both hands or didn't allow your senior boss the first drag or something

Being expected to hang out and get stoned with your boss and coworkers for hours after work.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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that's it. this is how it ends. Tohru dyes his hair a dumb color and Oda spits in disgust. fin.

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May 16, 2009

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Mr. Steak posted:

it was... a japanese word that means sex offender...?

if you're curious about the etymology of the word, its extremely racist because the kanji literally mean dumb chinese

English etymology doesn't have anything so hilariously racist, I feel gypped

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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NEET cannot fail, it can only be failed.

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May 16, 2009

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Sprue posted:

I wonder if bring convicted of a crime holds a bunch more stigma in Japan... I can't imagine most ppl in the us freaking out if u said u served time, most would prob assume it was for marijuana or a DUI, tho even drugs are much more illegal there, at least weed.
Or is it that the word he is using in Japan denotes a more serious lvl of crime?

If you are so much as charged with a crime everyone will assume you are the scum of the earth.

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