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Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
How is this dude not 300 lb when not an hour goes by that he isn't stuffing his craw?

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Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Mr. Steak posted:

imma update in like 20 mins, but in the meantime can u fuckers loving vote 5 already so my thread can be gold, like jesus gently caress its been at 4 for loving ever

I would, but first I gotta make myself a sangwich.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

My son's learning German! I'm so proud of him! :downs:

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

BONESAWWWWWW posted:

Still laughing at this one

Edit:

:vince:

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Mission Accomplished.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
He's gonna get involved with a prison gang, leave the system as a hardened* Yakuza.



*Meaning he strained his ankle once.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Wikipedia posted:

Umaibō (うまい棒) or "delicious stick" is a small, puffed, cylindrical corn snack from Japan. It is produced by Riska and sold by Yaokin.[citation needed] It has a suggested retail price of 10 yen, but because profit margin is so slim, its price can change without notice. Its consistency is similar to Cheetos
Checks out.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Lodin posted:

Lol, I was 138 when I served time. This poo poo is getting to close for comfort. When I got out I even had to move back in with my parents while looking for a job and I was a total NEET.

Did you murder them?

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

rename gbsSomething Awful this instant

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Holy poo poo!

Still mad he didn't actually :murder: tho.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Lol he's gonna go broke on his first day.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

autism ZX spectrum posted:

Turns out all Tohru had to do was kill his enablers!!

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Kazak posted:

Tohru get a yakuza job

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
How old is Tohru again? Like, 40? Because sometimes he looks almost double that.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Mr Neet sure is throwing away what little good will he's earned.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Guessing his original "Spanish" was English?

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Hell yea, im a mango editor now.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Oda spent the money he used making a hit manga on a mountain of cocaine. Had a heart attack and died.

Definitely voting for 2.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
:barf:

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Maybe it would have been better if he died...

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Do Japanes libraries not have a computer section?

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Uh oh NEET, you're at an impasse, :neet: her!

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Tighten up the graphics on level 3.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Yeah, this has been my favourite comic in which absolutely nothing happens.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

He's getting scouted for a Fight Club.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

:neet:

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Lmao if in the NEET gets a job timeline he ends up washing dishes again

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
NEET the pātissier

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Chomp8645 posted:

Next panel: "whoops, I misread it"

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Ziv Zulander posted:

yeah actually they will

:thejoke:

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Sister Make posted:

So, uh...
The millionaire branch is actually on indefinite hold, and has been for almost five years, so I wouldn't hold my breath for more of that story from the author. I guess it continues however you'd like to imagine.
I'll continue with another lottery ticket in a separate post.

Huh, guess he wrote himself into a corner and didn't really know where to take it from there. Oh well.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
NEET really thought that Westwood College ad was real.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Cobra Lionfist posted:

He'll do a good job testing with the tools, way overthink pretty bosses friendliness, then they have a night out to celebrate finishing the game and he drinks enough to go into lech mode and fucks it all up.

Or ends up sleeping with Princess and quits the job so he never has to see her again.

lol that you think NEET will ever score in any timeline

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:



I shaved off my NEETbeard and turned it into a piece of NEET performance art. :v:

More NEET! :pervert:

Oh, your beard. Thank god.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

:drat:

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

EdgyCoffeeMug posted:

He also had a video on the election where he said he doesn't know both too much but prefers trump because he thinks his daughter is hot. Also a video where he just comments on the first page of NEET but doesn't really say anything new. What I'm saying is this man creates us NEET, but he's certainly no genius.

I dunno, sounds like he's got his priorities in order.

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Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Devils Affricate posted:

Very interesting, Tohru, I'm sure you're the first person to think of such things. It's not like you could fill a small library with books written by experts on criminal psychology and the effects of punishment on recidivism. Just continue constructing your own narrative and reaching your own 10-second conclusions on these topics because, once again, you are literally the first person to ever to think about them.

He's not real, he can't hear you

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