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US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

The Iron Rose posted:

Pretty vast loving difference between forcing a queue for entry and literally writing or tattooing numbers on arms.

Lol right in the face of anybody who doesn't think we've become the baddies somewhere along the way

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US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
lol if you don't live in a "sanctuary city"

Florida sheriff tries to deport a citizen born in Philly, PA to Jamaica

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article222557500.html

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

mods changed my name posted:

It is 100% his fault he went to jail for violation of probation from his past criminal activities and using drugs. Just because your file says you were born here does not prove you were. His birth cert was given and he was released. There must have been something else that led officers to think he was not from here, otherwise most criminals would get the same treatment.

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US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
No honest man needs two boxes of sandwich baggies

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
CRITICAL LIFE LESSON .
"Do you know how to catch wild pigs?"..
There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab, the professor noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt.
The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist regime. In the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked: "Do you know how to catch wild pigs?"
The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said that it was no joke. "You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come every day to eat the free food".
"When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence". "They get used to that and start to eat again.
You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side". "The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat that free corn again. You then slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd".
"Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity."
The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening in America . The government keeps pushing us toward Communism/Socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tax exemptions, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare entitlements, medicine, drugs, etc., while we continually lose our freedoms, just a little at a time as the government forces us to participate in many of these programs whether or not we want to.
One should always remember two truths: There is no such thing as a free lunch, and you can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself. If you see that all of this wonderful government "help" is a problem confronting the future of democracy in America, you might want to share this with your friends.
God help us all when the gate slams shut!

Quote for today: "The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are now outnumbered by those that vote for a living."

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
that quote for today, man

imagine being like, yeah the problems in this country are because poor people have too much political power

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

some poo poo one of my navy buddies copy-pasted to his fb. I dunno either, dude I am just posting here so I don't fb-post a massive bullet-pointed list of variations on what the gently caress are you talking about

it's racking up a lot of likes, no comments

lol i have to get rid of my social media

joat mon posted:

...And the exchange student's name was Mobutu Sese Seko?

lol

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
if it was so simple to catch wild pigs texas wouldn't have a wild pig problem

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

That Works posted:

Any true Chemistry professor would have been like "what the gently caress are you talking about this is chemistry shut the gently caress up or leave" about 3 seconds into that story.

it's got about a hundred layers of stdh

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

mods changed my name posted:

being conservative and hating the hating the poor have been synonymous like my entire life, IDK why that would shock anyone at this point

last time I touched the poop on facebook (same guy), I was like "why are you against feeding the poor, why are you against educating the poor" and he was like "whoa, whoa, whoa it's not fair to frame it like that you know i'm not like that"

i'm not having kids; let the republic burn

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

shame on an IGA posted:

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world specialization of labor didn't exist

"You can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself, just one of those truths you should always remember" a chud says as he sits down to tinker with a reactor in his garage to treat his rear end cancer shortly before dying of radiation poisoning and untreated rear end cancer

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

there were some pretty good coverage from propublica this year, I really like their poo poo

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

I think in terms of the mineral structure, chrysotile (usu. mined for asbestos production) is pretty close to talc
they're both magnesium-rich phyllosilicates, but chrysotile has been serpentinized, or hydrated within some particular P-T
Kinda makes sense you would find it as a contaminant in this product


mods changed my name posted:

i can't believe people here will still defend capitalism lmao

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Excuse me ma'am but Bergdahl and Manning didn't exactly succeed in their army careers

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
please confirm as Secretary of Defense, whoever the CEO of Lockheed Martin is

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
Bring the troops home from Syria and Afghanistan. Forever war is dumb and it's not doing us any favors

Trump, broken clock, etc

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Handsome Ralph posted:

And I'm done with D&D for awhile. We're now at the "Mattis is Rommel, stop pretending he ever did anything good" hot takes stage.

d&d sucks and all, but the guy was indeed a career warmonger who served at the pleasure of donald friggin trump????

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Handsome Ralph posted:

Again, missing the forest for the trees. Mattis wasn't perfect, and he's certainly got some baggage that's worth examining, but you're a galaxy brain level idiot if you pretend he's just as bad as Trump and that he wasn't exhibiting some measure of control over some of Trump's worst impulses.

I mean if your first reaction to hearing that Mattis is resigning is to virtue signal how you've always known he was never really a good person and that people are stupid for being upset that he's resigning, you're a moron.

Sure, he was a moderating influence on the white house, by virtue of his top-tier professionalism. I get that it only gets worse from here, but that doesn't mean Mattis was actually Good. He's mobbed up as hell with the defense industry and the War-with-Iran lobby, and let's face it, he was only picked because he said things that make funny memes. Kelly was another lifelong military professional, who came to the Trump admin and spent his tenure trying to keep Trump on the tracks -- is he a good guy, too?

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Kawasaki Nun posted:

Perhaps if all of our dipshit politicians weren't so hot to cream their pants for the next war General Mattis wouldn't have seen so much action? Generals don't get to choose the wars they fight.

this is a fair point, I suppose.

I mean the dude is cool, and I like the "gently caress with me and I'll kill you all" memes as much as the next veteran on social media, but I'm not giving anybody that worked in the highest halls of government during this whole train wreck a pass

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US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

they didn't want to write "dick pic"

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