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tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost
How in the gently caress is it December?

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tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Lemme guess, they justify the wage by calling it an "entry level" position :rolleyes:

gently caress all employers paying poo poo wages then complaining they can't find good help.

They'll fill the position, and easily. I took an 18k job right out of college half a lifetime ago, because my girlfriend at the time was finishing up school in the city, and because I didn't want to go without health insurance. I had a 3.8 GPA with two degrees under my belt. They offer crap wages because they'll still fill the position, because this country makes it an attractive option.

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

Applebees Appetizer posted:

The resort I work at pays the lowest housekeeping wages on the beach so it's a revolving door and the owner complains he can't find good help. gently caress off, pay the good employees a decent living wage and it wouldnt be a problem idiot.

I'd love to see what the employee market would look like if we gave everyone medical, prescription, dental, and vision coverage. If people could job-hunt without that hanging over them, employers would have to actually compete rather than being able to rely on people being desperate for any job. Throw a universal basic income in there too for added shareholder and CEO handwringing.

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

Suburban Dad posted:

I haven't really done any Christmas shopping. And I don't really want to, either. I don't want anything and don't want people to waste money on useless crap for me but I'm sure it'll happen anyway. Why can't you just tell your family "Let's just not this year?" and it actually happen? Seems everyone has guilt in not buying garbage for people.

My sister and I have agreed simply to do a nice dinner out every year. My parents are actually very good about presents as well, usually doing something utilitarian that they know we need.

I do need to figure out what to get my nephews, since obviously they do get excited about receiving presents. One's just turned five, the other will be eight in February. I'm thinking of getting the pirate-themed package from The Mysterious Package Company for the older one, but no clue on the younger guy.

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Lol at the gift card rage, jesus
My dad's job used to give out gift cards to Red Lobster and my parents sort of accumulated them for a while and then gave them to us. As we're in a city filled with great restaurants, they just gathered dust for a while. My wife happened to bring them along when we went to Chicago for my boards, and one night joked that we should see where the closest Red Lobster was in a city known for its seafood.

... and as it turned out, the cards were good at any Darden Group restaurant, we had $250 worth, and our hotel was next to an Eddie V's. It was a positively fantastic meal.

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Any bourbon geeks here? Need a suggestion for good SMOOTH bourbon that isn't too expensive, I'm willing to spend around $100.

I'm not a bourbon guy. Hard liquor tends to have a distinct rubbing-alcohol odor and aftertaste for me. Despite that, I've been really happy with the Bird Dog 10 Year Very Small Batch I picked up. It's also only about forty bucks.

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

ilkhan posted:

Kids are a loving treat. Book presentation due tomorrow, 3 minutes long, specific requirements, he's had the assignment issue for months. We ask him to give us his presentation for practice. It's 58 seconds long. We ask for the assignment page and it also requires a visual aid (that he doesn't have) and a specific outline on how to present it.

Fun!

When I was young, I forgot that I was supposed to write a short paper (like, a page or something, this was grade school) until the night before. It was too late to do it, so my dad said that he would wake me up early and help me with it. When I woke up, he had handwritten the assignment. I copied it down and turned it in, got an A. I remember it well, a page in my dad's block print on Tutankhamun.

And then when I looked it up, he had literally copied the entry from our home encyclopedia.

I found out much later that my dad (who is an electrical engineer) hadn't written an essay since high school. He was thinking of just working in the mines, and my grandmother filled out his college application including the personal statement, and wrote every essay he was assigned in college. What's particularly funny about this is that he's not a bad writer ... apparently just a very lazy one.

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

meatpimp posted:

I was emphatically expressing my disapproval of my son's reply yesterday and slapped my hand down on the kitchen island.

Granite is hard.

Tungsten Carbide is hard.

Tungsten Carbide lost and I broke my wedding ring in half.

Be glad for that, otherwise we'd be poo poo out of luck when tungsten rings got caught on fingers.

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

Darchangel posted:

Titanium, at least the one I have, scratches easily, which surprised the heck out of me. I’m wearing tungsten carbide now, but thinking about a silicone one. Normally, I just take the ring off when working in the garage or whatever.
My dad has kept his gold ring on his keychain for as long as I can remember.

Fun fact: If you try to get a titanium ring engraved after purchase, when you get it back they generally will tell you, "It was getting scratched, so we polished it for you!" They have, in fact, thrown out your original ring and given you a new one, it's cheaper and easier.

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

Nah, that'd be easy. Pull out the hammer, demonstrate what you're going to do by putting something on the beside table and then dramatically miss it several times, and then say, "Close enough, now put your penis on that table."

When we treat priapism, just pulling out a big loving needle and syringe and saying, "I'm going to stick this in your dick and take 60cc of blood out of it," often is enough to resolve the issue.

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

meatpimp posted:

I wish someone would have that recorded an put on youtube. That'd be one hell of an interaction.
There is all sorts of poo poo at work that I wish I could record and stream.

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

The Royal Nonesuch posted:

Lmao. How often do you see priapisms? Are they usually due to Viagra?

Rarely, but a doc was injecting one yesterday as I came in to work. Usually with us they're pharmacologic (trazodone is common, but every once in a while a guy'll take a bunch of Viagra). Jefferson sees a bunch of sickle cell patients, though, so that's probably the main etiology there.

If Sudafed, IM terbutaline, or aspiration doesn't work, you stick a butterfly in the side to irrigate with phenylephrine. The last time I had to do that, the pharmacist repeatedly asked me what I was ordering and then asked me to spell it. That doesn't leave you feeling very confident about what you are planning to inject into the dong in front of you.

Regarding wedding rings, my friend proposed on the slope of a volcano in Hawaii. When they got divorced, I recommended that he return there to throw the ring into the lava so that her reign of evil could end. I don't think that he ever got around to that.

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

spog posted:

In between fainting and whimpering, I'd be wondering if 60cc were the standard amount that they take from everyone, or if they were using a junior-sized syringe for me.

"Sir, before we do this procedure, I have one important question: Are you, like, sure you have an erection? It doesn't get any bigger that that, ever?"

I had a dude once who got recurrent angioedema of only his penis. Looked like a loving beer can. His wife thought it was hysterical ... him not so much.

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

slidebite posted:

There are few things as good and comfy as warm banana bread and a big smear of butter


I'm generally not a huge fan of banana bread, but that looks delicious. For me, it's zucchini bread. My mom has made it as far back as I can remember. While it's not as photogenic, it's positively delicious, and one of those family recipes that I'd happily stand up against a professionally-baked product. We're not seeing the same output on baked goods this year because my parents have been helping out considerably with Tetrapyloctomy Junior, but in years past it was not uncommon for her to say things like, "I'm mostly done, I only have about eighty dozen cookies to go."

(Anyone familiar with The Cookie Table knows exactly what kind of cookies my mom makes. Simple but delicious.)

SeaGoatSupreme posted:

Man just gently caress 2018

Got a cute lil puppy from a rescue

Turns out cute lil puppy has parvo and might loving die in a vet hospital.

And the wife fractured her foot because she lost her balance/fell down our steps.

And I didn't even get the bread pudding I ordered through door dash.

Im bout to drink till the world spins itself onto an alternate, better timeline.

E: https://youtu.be/wHGN-fAkk5Y
Motherfucker, dude, you are having a poo poo year. Any chance you're near Philly so I can drop off a case of beer (or a good bottle of liquor)? You need a loving break.

Also, that kid in the video is a loving hero.

Rhyno posted:

I should have just gone with 5G but for some reason I wanted this. Ugh, Still feel gross hours later.

Second floor of the house is all painted except for the hallway. Gotta hustle this week and get the basement painted and we can start moving poo poo in.
WE DEMAND A VIDEO WALKTHROUGH OF YOUR HOUSE.

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

ilkhan posted:

So. Adult Legos. Discuss.
My friend has a ton, and there is definitely a point where it gets weird if your place is not large enough to prevent it from appearing that Lego are your life and not just a facet of it. That point is probably 50k blocks, or one good-sized room, behind him.

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Merry Christmas to me!



My first Surly, and my first new (to me) bike in a long time. It's rad and rides like dream :allears:

Huh, I didn't know rear-only brakes were a thing. I obviously knew you could throw yourself over the handlebars if you hit only the front brakes hard, but I always figured you still wanted both because of weight transfer limiting rear braking. How much does a bike like that weigh?

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Double post because this is awesome engineering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo

I saw the link floating around but I didn't expect it to be so good. Wow.

They shouldn't have blurred people's faces, though. loving thieves.

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

cakesmith handyman posted:

My kid's been sick repeatedly this morning, can't keep tablets down. We're on full packed-and-ready standby to take him to hospital again, yay.

Good luck, man. In a pinch a fair number of oral meds can jut be absorbed through the mouth if you let them dissolve (though it tastes awful). It's the only way I got through work last week, my antiemetics weren't absorbing when I swallowed them. I know dexamethasone does -- I give people the IV dose orally all the time -- but I don't know about maintenance steroids for adrenal insufficiency.

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

cakesmith handyman posted:

His hydrocortisone are dissolve against the cheek type but he can't even keep water down so we're at the CAU now.

Alright, keep us posted. At least he's getting his hydrocortisone, though who knows what kind of dose adjustment you need while ill. Some IV ondansetron and saline will probably perk him right the hell up. A lot of kids do great with just oral meds, but I'm guessing they're going to have to check labs, etc., and probably will just place a line.

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tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost
Tricky subject.

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