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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
That story has nothing to do with katanas though.

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X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

I didn’t see anything at all about sai.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
You all spell bo staffs so oddly.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

I believe in all the ways that they say you can lose your body
Fallen Rib
Reading 80's Batman comics and having not only Reagan show up but Batman kidnapping Reagan is pretty trippy



Also wondering at what point did DC and Marvel start having non real people stand in for real people. Like fake presidents and countries instead of real presidents and countries.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Madkal posted:

Also wondering at what point did DC and Marvel start having non real people stand in for real people. Like fake presidents and countries instead of real presidents and countries.

I think Marvel had a Trump-like figure in Civil War II, but he only showed up in silhouette at the end when he he invited Carol to help make America even worse great again.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Madkal posted:

Reading 80's Batman comics and having not only Reagan show up but Batman kidnapping Reagan is pretty trippy



Also wondering at what point did DC and Marvel start having non real people stand in for real people. Like fake presidents and countries instead of real presidents and countries.


Obama showed up in Spider-Man, and a slightly more generic looking Black guy was president during Dark Reign.

Bill Clinton is in The Death of Superman and Ultimate X-Men George W Bush is in Ultimates.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
George Bush also shows up once in the last storyline of Busiek's Avengers (when Thor evacuates him to Lemuria when Kang attacks Washington D.C.) and then again in Johns's Avengers (when he asks Carol to set up some kind of superhuman task force - Johns put a fair bit of stuff in Avengers that wasn't really followed up by anybody else).

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


The season finale of Death Battle is Thanos vs. Darkseid and the fight itself is sweet as hell:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MisAkBx0u7E

Thanos is wielding the Infinity Gauntlet. Darkseid is.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Madkal posted:

Reading 80's Batman comics and having not only Reagan show up but Batman kidnapping Reagan is pretty trippy



Also wondering at what point did DC and Marvel start having non real people stand in for real people. Like fake presidents and countries instead of real presidents and countries.

Pfff. That's amateur hour.









While googling for these images I found 2 separate nerd culture article that call this storyline "embarrassing" and "stupid" and I loving hate nerds now.

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
Marvel generally has had the actual POTUS be POTUS. John F. Kennedy was referenced repeatedly in early FF stories, and he's actually on-panel and menaced in a couple of early stories starring Iron Man and Thor. Since then I'm pretty sure every sitting president has appeared at one time or another during their tenure, though I don't think Nixon was ever explicitly named on-panel during the time he was president. I can't actually find any evidence of Marvel ever having a named president who wasn't one of the actual real-life presidents, though they often just have a figure in shadows representing "the President" or have them off-panel giving orders to Nick Fury, Valerie Cooper, Henry Gyrich, etc.

DC from the looks of it had all of the historical presidents be President too, but avoided using them as plot devices after the comic where JFK dressed up as Clark Kent to keep Superman's identity secret when both Superman had to go on TV with Clark Kent and Batman and all his other pals hit the stands in December 1963. They really brought it back as a concept with Reagan; the whole post-Watchmen 1980s era was rife with Ronald Reagan stories.

The only period where either company really committed to having fictional presidents was early 21st C DC, which had Lex Luthor win the presidency in 2000. He was president in comic storylines for about four years before taking a bunch of Kryptonite steroids and sexually assaulting Amanda Waller before blowing up the White House and hiding in the sewers for awhile. I guess he got impeached or resigned off panel, so the presidency went to Pete Ross, who was his VP for reasons I forget.

Not long after that President Pete Ross got blackmailed into dropping out of the 2004 election by some shadowy figures who were trying to reform the Suicide Squad without Amanda Waller. This meant that Jonathan Horne (who may have been appointed VP, or may have won the presidential election unopposed, it's not clear and happened in a Secret Files one-shot) became POTUS. At some point Horne stops being named explicitly and gets drawn to look a lot more like George W. Bush than his initial design, but is still sometimes called President Horne.

In 2008 DC did a mini-series called DCU: Decisions co-written by avowed Republican Bill Willingham and avowed Democrat Judd Winick. They made up a bunch of candidates (Horne/Bush did not run for re-election), and had Democrat Martin Suarez win the election.

Then in 2009, Palmiotti and Grey's Uncle Sam & The Freedom Fighters mini-series had another Presidential election for some reason, with the new Phantom Lady's dad Senator Henry Knight running as a Republican candidate. But immediately after announcing his candidacy, he got murdered and replaced by "Gonzo the Mechanical Bastard", some sort of Apokolips robot. When the Freedom Fighters exposed and destroyed Gonzo, his unnamed old white dude VP became President. This entire storyline was ignored by every other comic, which continued to use Suarez as the President. This includes the second Freedom Fighters mini-series by Palmiotti and Grey that defaulted back to President Suarez and his unnamed women VP.

Then after Flashpoint, the New 52 just had Barack Obama be POTUS from 2011 onwards.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/FredTJoseph/status/1075117482153775110

lmfao

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

I believe in all the ways that they say you can lose your body
Fallen Rib

Edge & Christian posted:

Marvel generally has had the actual POTUS be POTUS. John F. Kennedy was referenced repeatedly in early FF stories, and he's actually on-panel and menaced in a couple of early stories starring Iron Man and Thor. Since then I'm pretty sure every sitting president has appeared at one time or another during their tenure, though I don't think Nixon was ever explicitly named on-panel during the time he was president. I can't actually find any evidence of Marvel ever having a named president who wasn't one of the actual real-life presidents, though they often just have a figure in shadows representing "the President" or have them off-panel giving orders to Nick Fury, Valerie Cooper, Henry Gyrich, etc.

DC from the looks of it had all of the historical presidents be President too, but avoided using them as plot devices after the comic where JFK dressed up as Clark Kent to keep Superman's identity secret when both Superman had to go on TV with Clark Kent and Batman and all his other pals hit the stands in December 1963. They really brought it back as a concept with Reagan; the whole post-Watchmen 1980s era was rife with Ronald Reagan stories.

The only period where either company really committed to having fictional presidents was early 21st C DC, which had Lex Luthor win the presidency in 2000. He was president in comic storylines for about four years before taking a bunch of Kryptonite steroids and sexually assaulting Amanda Waller before blowing up the White House and hiding in the sewers for awhile. I guess he got impeached or resigned off panel, so the presidency went to Pete Ross, who was his VP for reasons I forget.

Not long after that President Pete Ross got blackmailed into dropping out of the 2004 election by some shadowy figures who were trying to reform the Suicide Squad without Amanda Waller.

So taking kryptonite steriods and blowing up the white house is an impeachable offense now

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Nixon leading a cult and making Captain America lose faith in America is my favorite presidential cameo.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Madkal posted:

So taking kryptonite steriods and blowing up the white house is an impeachable offense now

That’s some deep state bullshit. At least he had the decency to divest himself from Lexcorp.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Edge & Christian posted:

But immediately after announcing his candidacy, he got murdered and replaced by "Gonzo the Mechanical Bastard", some sort of Apokolips robot.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Gaunab posted:

Nixon leading a cult and making Captain America lose faith in America is my favorite presidential cameo.

You left out the best part. He shoots himself right in front of Cap, the government uses a body double to replace him until he resigns over Watergate.

sporklift
Aug 3, 2008

Feelin' it so hard.

Dang that new Hellboy trailer looks like hot garbage.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

sporklift posted:

Dang that new Hellboy trailer looks like hot garbage.

This. Just utter garbage.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Turns out just casting a hot guy is not a sign of greatness.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.








https://twitter.com/steve_foxe/status/1076135875925430275

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer
Hey, does anyone have links to that French comic strip with the guy who break the panels as his super power?

\/thanks!

Soonmot fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Dec 22, 2018

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
https://www.google.com/search?q=imbattable+comic&tbm=isch&tbo=u

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Heads up, the comixology vertigo sale means you can get all of Mike Carey's run on Lucifer for $25.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
I have had issues of bombshells sitting on my tablet for almost an entire year

Today im gonna read them

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ASK ME ABOUT MY
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FUNKO POPS COLLECTION



site posted:

I have had issues of bombshells sitting on my tablet for almost an entire year

Today im gonna read them

I read a bit of Bombshells a while back, and it genuinely offended me. It featured the Night Witches working with Supergirl and Stargirl, so at first I was like, this owns. But of course, it couldn't feature the Soviet Union without quickly reminding the reader that they were also bad. So Supergirl and Stargirl immediately decide to defect, and the Night Witches turn on them and try to kill them.

The Night Witches were genuine, real life goddamn superheroes. To use them as villains is disgusting.

Scuba Trooper
Feb 25, 2006

site posted:

I have had issues of bombshells sitting on my tablet for almost an entire year

Today im gonna read them

Same, but also Gotham City Garage

Also that sucks about the Night Witches

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.

Gripweed posted:

I read a bit of Bombshells a while back, and it genuinely offended me. It featured the Night Witches working with Supergirl and Stargirl, so at first I was like, this owns. But of course, it couldn't feature the Soviet Union without quickly reminding the reader that they were also bad. So Supergirl and Stargirl immediately decide to defect, and the Night Witches turn on them and try to kill them.

The Night Witches were genuine, real life goddamn superheroes. To use them as villains is disgusting.

What the gently caress?

Well now I’m glad I didn’t read the loving thing.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
is this some kinda tankie whitewashing poo poo. stargirl and supergirl refuse to wipe out a soviet gulag (because those definitely didnt exist irl) and in response their commander tries to kill their parents of course theyre gonna defect (and lord knows the soviets never killed their own)

are people this performatively up in arms about the portrayal of the soviets in uber

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Lol that dumb liberals have taken to throwing tankie around as an insult.

Doesn’t even make sense

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
oh good the fanservice guy is back to talk about dUmB LiBeRaLs

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION



site posted:

is this some kinda tankie whitewashing poo poo. stargirl and supergirl refuse to wipe out a soviet gulag (because those definitely didnt exist irl) and in response their commander tries to kill their parents of course theyre gonna defect (and lord knows the soviets never killed their own)

are people this performatively up in arms about the portrayal of the soviets in uber

yo Bombshells is fiction, my man. The writer could've just not written the story like that.

site posted:

oh good the fanservice guy is back to talk about dUmB LiBeRaLs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkY88kvkdvU

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

site posted:

oh good the fanservice guy is back to talk about dUmB LiBeRaLs

Ah your back on your disingenuous bullshit.

Can’t wait till you play the victim to ramp it up.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Gripweed posted:

yo Bombshells is fiction, my man. The writer could've just not written the story like that.

I guess i don't see the value in pretending the Soviets didn't do that poo poo. Its not like the night witches themselves are portrayed as villains, they're in all of 5 pages of the book when everything goes down

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Let's not fight over Bombshells this Christmas.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
The hell's a tankie?

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Teenage Fansub posted:

Let's not fight over Bombshells this Christmas.

Its great, all but like two of the women are gay and they fight nazis. Good way to close out 20gayteen

Rhyno posted:

The hell's a tankie?

Soviet union (usually stalin era) stans

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Every Christmas Eve I watch Blackadder's Christmas Carol. It is my favourite version of the story.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

site posted:

Its great, all but like two of the women are gay and they fight nazis. Good way to close out 20gayteen


Soviet union (usually stalin era) stans

Oh duh. I thought it had some modern slang use. Carry on!

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Rhyno posted:

The hell's a tankie?

There are some communists and socialists that hand wave away Mao's or Stalin's genocides. Some even deny they happened.

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site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Wheat Loaf posted:

Every Christmas Eve I watch Blackadder's Christmas Carol. It is my favourite version of the story.

Same but Muppet Christmas Carol

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