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by FactsAreUseless
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I was having a dream the other night. I was in the kitchen. The cat came into the kitchen . I suddenly remembered, the cat died years ago. So I realize, this must be a dream, since in irl life the cat is dead. I can do anything since this is a dream, so I pour a huge pitcher of water onto the floor. Then I try to wake up.
At first, I can't wake up. Then it's all black. Then I see a bunch of indicator lights that show the progress of my brain. There's like 8-10 green lights that light up and they progress from asleep ---> confused ----> awake
when the green lights fully light up "awake", then I wake up
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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My brain is just a spool of piano wire in a loop with analog pulses sent through it representing my memories.
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- Amateur Saboteur
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whenever i lucid drean i am sure to fly around jerking off before the windoes update
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Have you tried turning your brain off and then turning it back on again?
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