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Who will be #1 Pick?
DE Nick Bosa
DT Quinnen Williams
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Kicker...yeah...definitely the Kicker
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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


a lot of misinformed oafs and ignoramuses will tell you that superstar northwestern quarterback clayton "throwson" thorson is not good at football based on his stats and his throws and four years of northwestern having a dogshit offense but guess what? he's tall motherfuckers. he's gonna start.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Ches Neckbeard posted:

Is he white and how religious is he? This is important.

yes and super

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


my sources tell me that clayton thorson is soaring up draft boards, people believe he could be the "evolutionary trevor siemian"

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


I don't think you people understand that Thorson is Tall and Just Wins Games

(Thorson rules)

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Play posted:

don't know anything about him but from his name I'm gonna guess that he's a real gritty, blue collar, first in last out kind of guy

He is also a Leader and Tough as Nails

anyway here is my favorite thorson highlight, him just running past a bunch of nebraska players who apparently have never tackled a football player in their entire lives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DnrIJvCcjw

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Grittybeard posted:

It was a long time ago but Byron Leftwich was my favorite example of this. The man moved like a piece of construction equipment and so many people who should have known better called him mobile. Like, you didn't have to be a draftnik to realize he ran like he was knee deep in mud.

like, the only thing anyone knew about leftwich going into the draft was about him being literally carried to the line of scrimmage between plays

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


mitchell trubisky and tarik cohen

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


white boy wednesday

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