2019 NFL Draft Thread or DnD Player Creation for Sports Nerds

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Who will be #1 Pick?
	DE Nick Bosa
	DT Quinnen Williams
	White Quarterback
	Kicker...yeah...definitely the Kicker

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If the Jets draft Williams at 3 I will be perturbed.

Justyn Ross is pretty much AJ Green. He's only a freshman...

mcmagic fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Jan 8, 2019

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Romo was a LOT better than Eli Manning. Come on.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2019 05:28

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Doltos posted:

Not even close. Eli could make any throw all over the field and his playoff stats were about the same as Romo. He's a big dingus though so that's why I put them on the same tier as QBs that you know are good but could be better.

LOL @ playoff stats. Romo's overall numbers are VASTLY better.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2019 16:43

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Doltos posted:

You'll find that regular season doesn't matter that much when the Super Bowl tends to be the goal of every team

It's a team sport and Eli had 2 fluky runs and was a mediocre player the rest of his career. He's basically Nick Foles. You're comparing 2 individual players and Romo's career was vastly better

# ¿ Jan 11, 2019 16:57

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Doltos posted:

One has two super bowl rings and is currently playing in the NFL the other is a broadcaster who never made it to the NFCCG.

Ignoring the obvious way that people judge careers you act like Eli was some poo poo tier QB that the Giants had to drag to the playoffs.

Closer to poo poo tier than to Romo.

mcmagic fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Jan 11, 2019

# ¿ Jan 11, 2019 17:09

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sourdough posted:

You inspired me to look at pfr and Romo is better in every rate stat, hah. Completion percentage, td rate, int rate, yards/attempt, on almost exactly the same attempts per game fwiw. I forgot how good some of Romo's seasons were.

He's not just better. He's significantly better.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2019 18:19

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Is Good Josh Allen a better pure pass rushing prospect than Bosa?

# ¿ Jan 15, 2019 01:54

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It doesn't logically follow that just because we have a few examples of short QB's who are exceptional like Drew Brees or Russell Wilson, that being short doesn't hurt a QB. Most people that size never even play QB in the first place...

# ¿ Jan 16, 2019 02:07

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Kingsbury is making me appreciate Adam Gase....

# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 21:34

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El Gallinero Gros posted:

Say Bosa goes #1, like everyone assumes, is the smart pick Allen or Quinnen Williams for SF? They could use a another pass rusher but DL is a need too..

Isn't everyone assuming that Murray is going 1?

# ¿ Mar 8, 2019 19:40

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I no longer hope that Bosa drops to the Jets after learning that he's a MAGA Chud.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2019 18:15

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The Big Jesus posted:

I'm conflicted - do I go see avengers at 6 and miss the first two hours of the draft if it actually starts at 8, or do I risk getting spoiled and see it tomorrow morning/midday? I'm thinking the latter.

There are still tickets available in your area for 6PM? All the theaters around me have been sold out for weeks.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2019 18:01

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If you spend your life around major school football and you're STILL racist, you are the hardest of hardcore racists.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2019 21:59

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If you forget about them trading Mack, I think the Raiders had a really good first round...

# ¿ Apr 26, 2019 22:05

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