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Best Not WWE Name
This poll is closed.
Up North 70 41.92%
New York 21 12.57%
Titan 12 7.19%
Stamford 18 10.78%
The XXX Porno Wrestling on the Other Channel 46 27.54%
Total: 167 votes
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NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

The first 100 or so pages of the GBS Saville thread were a masterpiece.

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Shiki Dan
Oct 27, 2010

If ya can move ya toes ya back's fine
Opening up to wrestling in general is waaaay too broad of a scope.
As in, anyone who isn't a Murderer, Rapist, Pedophile, or White Supremacist wouldn't even be relevant.

Besides, I thought the point was to highlight WWE/WWF's history of poo poo?

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
As a dumb American who barely heard of Savile before his death and the subsequent revelations, I'm trying to think of a possible American equivalent for what he did (famous star who used his power to abuse vulnerable people and cover it up for decades on end). At first I thought Jerry Sandusky, but he was only at the assistant coach level and fairly obscure even to most hardcore football fans (and also was long retired when the investigation started), while Savile was a massive TV star and pop culture icon. I think I've settled on R. Kelly now that his monstrous actions, and the buddies who protected him along the way, are finally getting the scrutiny they deserve.

Either way, if Savile was eligible for this tournament he'd win in a landslide.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Some more suggestions:

Randy Orton: deserted the military, sexual harrassment of writers, making GBS threads in bags

AJ Styles: hating on THE GAY COMMUNITY?!

Jeff Jarrett: holding the IC title to ransom for cash and all of TNA, basically

Sunny: pretty much a trainwreck

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Rarity posted:

Some more suggestions:

Randy Orton: deserted the military, sexual harrassment of writers, making GBS threads in bags

AJ Styles: hating on THE GAY COMMUNITY?!

Jeff Jarrett: holding the IC title to ransom for cash and all of TNA, basically

Sunny: pretty much a trainwreck

Deserting the military and holding bosses up for cash are both actually good

Shiki Dan
Oct 27, 2010

If ya can move ya toes ya back's fine

Benne posted:

Either way, if Savile was eligible for this tournament he'd win in a landslide.

He raped over 500 people, including sick and disabled children in their hospital beds, and also their corpses.

Not only would he win the worst person in Pro Wrestling (with maybe the Luchadora serial killer as his only real competition) he'd be a top contender for "Worst Person in the History of Modern Entertainment".
Hell, if they could prove he had a hand in any murder, he'd probably run away with that category too.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

I Before E posted:

Deserting the military and holding bosses up for cash are both actually good

I'm inclined to agree. Orton and Jarrett are still both real lovely people though!

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Rarity posted:

I'm inclined to agree. Orton and Jarrett are still both real lovely people though!

I agree, just not for those specific reasons

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

I Before E posted:

Deserting the military and holding bosses up for cash are both actually good

It's still funny that Orton is all #BlueLivesMatter when he got kicked out of the military for being an AWOL dipshit

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

So what I'm hearing is, Orton should be on the list while Jarrett is OK

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


Rarity posted:

Jeff Jarrett: holding the IC title to ransom for cash

uhhh holding up huge shitbag vince mcmahon for money is good actually

now global force gold on the other hand...

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Shiki Dan posted:

Opening up to wrestling in general is waaaay too broad of a scope.
As in, anyone who isn't a Murderer, Rapist, Pedophile, or White Supremacist wouldn't even be relevant.

Besides, I thought the point was to highlight WWE/WWF's history of poo poo?

Also there won't be the funny replies from angry WWE fans.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Rarity posted:

Randy Orton: deserted the military, sexual harrassment of writers, making GBS threads in bags
Orton was a maniac for years but there are multiple people from that locker room who say it was only a bottle of self-tanner. Orton will never be in the S.H.I.T.H.O.U.S.E.

UltimoDragonQuest fucked around with this message at 08:53 on Jan 20, 2019

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Big Coffin Hunter posted:

So what I'm hearing is, Orton should be on the list while Jarrett is OK

Already forgot when he showed up drunk at a AAA event and threw tortillas at the Mexican fans in attendance, eh?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

x-pac did poo poo in bags

Baron La Croix
Nov 2, 2010

rastah farah
sonnah maddah fah
So if we go by the "one year in the WWE post-1980" qualification, we have three straight-up murderers, right?

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Hedgehog Pie posted:

A tournament to decide who the worst person in ALL OF WRESTLING is might be fun, though I'm fairly confident that Saville would win if he even counts.

Donald 'Grab 'em by the pussy' Trump is in the WWE hall of fame.

Just a thought.

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008
Bob Sweetan? Convicted of sexual assault of his own daughter.

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
Anyone got a link to the Savile thread?

Karmine
Oct 23, 2003

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.
This may be recency bias, but Rich Swann and Enzo Amore surely deserve consideration.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Like I said, Saville shouldn't count. His wrestling career is such a insignificant blip that the only time it's really mentioned is when someone wants to point out that there was someone in wrestling worse than Chris Benoit.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Benne posted:

As a dumb American who barely heard of Savile before his death and the subsequent revelations, I'm trying to think of a possible American equivalent for what he did (famous star who used his power to abuse vulnerable people and cover it up for decades on end). At first I thought Jerry Sandusky, but he was only at the assistant coach level and fairly obscure even to most hardcore football fans (and also was long retired when the investigation started), while Savile was a massive TV star and pop culture icon. I think I've settled on R. Kelly now that his monstrous actions, and the buddies who protected him along the way, are finally getting the scrutiny they deserve.

Either way, if Savile was eligible for this tournament he'd win in a landslide.

Anthony Cumia.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



If you're going through all of wrestling, not just WWE, Hardbody Harrison would be up there. As would Bruiser Bedlam

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Has anyone mentioned Ken Patera yet?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Rarity posted:

Has anyone mentioned Ken Patera yet?

other than a rough night at McDonalds, Ken Patera is pretty chill. Compared to dudes like Art Barr that left a trail of misery across the US, Patera's saintly.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

I put Mad Dog Vachon up there for breaking Tiger Conway Sr's knee during the first ever post-segregation wrestling match.
Nominating Johnny Valentine for being a complete rear end in a top hat with a sick sense of humor.
(He once replaced an asthmatic wrestler's inhaler with lighter fluid, as an example)

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

And Sunny shouldn't be anywhere near this list. If being a trainwreck was a qualification most wrestlers would be up for consideration.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 27 days!

coconono posted:

And Sunny shouldn't be anywhere near this list. If being a trainwreck was a qualification most wrestlers would be up for consideration.

Shouldn't be a contest at all, IMO. The most repulsive person in WWE is Vince. He allowed all the other repulsive poo poo to foster under his umbrella, whether by actively encouraging it, or turning his head and pretending it didn't exist. Nobody else even comes close.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



coconono posted:

And Sunny shouldn't be anywhere near this list. If being a trainwreck was a qualification most wrestlers would be up for consideration.

What about the insane racism?

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

If this does go outside of WWE, Jose Gonzalez would probably be a good add. Murdering another wrestler in the shower is pretty lovely, I’d say.

Karmine
Oct 23, 2003

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.

Sandman McMahon posted:

If this does go outside of WWE, Jose Gonzalez would probably be a good add. Murdering another wrestler in the shower is pretty lovely, I’d say.

And if my understanding is correct Carlos Colon was pretty involved in covering it up.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Sandman McMahon posted:

If this does go outside of WWE, Jose Gonzalez would probably be a good add. Murdering another wrestler in the shower is pretty lovely, I’d say.

Invader I wrestled in WWWF

He even wrestled Brody

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Dino Bravo got killed by the mafia in Canada for getting in on the cigarette smuggling. Not sure how much unsavory stuff he got into but the dollar amount was enough to get him murdered.

You could also add Kurt Angle for all his DUI/Pill driving arrests and stalking Rhaka Khan

Tato fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Jan 21, 2019

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

definitely put the guy who died because of cigarettes into the tournament. i am talking about hector garza

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

I am kind of bummed that this is extended to people outside of the fed. It just doesn’t feel like it’s in the same spirit of “let’s expose how terrible this loving company is”

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Vince MechMahon posted:

What about the insane racism?

oooo I forgot about that. carry on.

https://uproxx.com/prowrestling/sunny-racist-rant-twitter/2/

still pretty far down the list but damning nonetheless.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



coconono posted:

oooo I forgot about that. carry on.

https://uproxx.com/prowrestling/sunny-racist-rant-twitter/2/

still pretty far down the list but damning nonetheless.

I was thinking more about the stuff she said about middle Eastern people but this also did happen and I forgot about it.

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


NienNunb posted:

I am kind of bummed that this is extended to people outside of the fed. It just doesn’t feel like it’s in the same spirit of “let’s expose how terrible this loving company is”

I agree, it loses a lot of luster, and focus

Akileese
Feb 6, 2005

Jackie D posted:

I agree, it loses a lot of luster, and focus

I think that just trying to narrow a field of people makes it difficult because of how lovely the industry is. Additionally, you have Vince who's the elephant in the room. A lot of these super lovely people? Vince hired and in most cases, enabled them. How do you hold a tournament like this where Vince isn't the winner? Does Vince hold more weight than Mel Philips because he enabled him and gave him access to young boys?

The more I think about this, I think we should just kinda shelve the worst person in WWE/Wrestling.

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the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

name the tournament after Vince, duh

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