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Best Not WWE Name
This poll is closed.
Up North 70 41.92%
New York 21 12.57%
Titan 12 7.19%
Stamford 18 10.78%
The XXX Porno Wrestling on the Other Channel 46 27.54%
Total: 167 votes
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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i voted for insulting the fans because it is the funniest option. i want the funniest things to win, instead Of the saddest. Join me

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

percy would have liked his death exploited to a degree while reid flair was an unknown in that regard but he was certainly not a long-time worker. That probably explains the massive gap between those two similar situations. however, telling the brown man to go be racist is underrated if you think about why vince would want that rather than solely looking at it as using racism to get heat. It is incredible that these are play-ins.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Remember when vince told that interviewer that he picked up dead leaves off the ground and put them into a child's vagina

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

*sigh*

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I was as well

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

remember When they had Crush push jake the snake off the top of the titan tron because he wanted to team up with lucifer the snake

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

one thing WWE should consider is to use the name of a good dead person on some sort of event or cause even though it's actually bad. don't just partner up with a company already doing it but do it themselves based on a wrestling personality. i think that would be a good fresh way to Be upsetting

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

receipts have always been hosed up. it would be disingenuous to add them to this brock vote since that's not what it's about

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

My genital!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Woyer

edit to say Steroids are OK in response to the new poll

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i didn't think very hard about it and voted for the wrong one and am regretting it so please don't bring this up later when reviewing history sides. i didnt watch the show at that time

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

64 decisions that led to deaths

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Hako posted:

Answer the question, if your boss asked you to kiss his rear end would you say yes or no?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

I would say yes, then wink and say just kidding. i would remind my boss that i have an open carry license and can legally shoot anyone for no reason at all, let alone if they tried To out-power me in dynamics

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Baseball sucks rear end!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

That's the basketball forum

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

how can we crucify baseball man for holding individuals accountable for their actions, and then do it ourselves. be careful

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Most people don't know katie vick is a real person who was friends With stephanie mcmahon throughout middle school and into Early highschool. When they stopped being friends because of typical hosed up adolescent social stuff it was pretty messy and they hated each other well into adulthood. after the 'katie vick' angle, the few mutual friends they still had were basically forced to pick sides. in 2006 they buried the hatchet but aren't exactly 'friendly.' Anyway that's why the angle deserves to be in the tournament and made it over a lot of stuff that is obviously worse than the stupid angle on the surface.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

"my husband did it to your dead body as a joke, but actually it was some huge ugly freak and you died still. I wish you would die, and i'm putting it on worldwide television due to my power." - a strong 12 seed

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

It turned out JR deserves to be bullied. unfortunately good people weren't given the chance to do so, since good people love nothing more than to bully a bad person so that they don't have to feel remorse for their hatred

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Hedgehog Pie posted:

Saying that wrestling is inherently tasteless probably also helps out their other narrative of "the LIBERAL MEDIA is always coming after us and insulting our HARD-WORKING FANS AND EMPLOYEES, stop being such LIBERAL ELITISTS and HAVE FUN drat IT".

Reminds me of this other guy actually. One of Vince's mates maybe?

Are you talking about me? I am Vince's mate.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Trump has ruined a lot of games like this by being a boring but credible option to steamroll everything else, which can also be used to further increase his power in the games

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I'm interested to know, so please post like the following example if you voted Trump in this round

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I forgot the poster's name, but they mentioned that JR is sexually aroused by those sorts of scenarios and that's why he fully consented to them without any other reason to do so. I believe the poster's name might have been Brandon.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Hell isn't real the way that funeral footage of family members and close friends grieving and having the worst times of their lives was. Eddie abused steroids (coolly) before he even went to WCW as well and i don't really blame WWE on his death any more than i blame pro wrestling culture for most of his career. They do share in the blame, but the choice is clear.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

many of the options available are not funny at all and i'm having a hard time with the tournament

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

he also does all of the white supremacist hobbies and activities like watching the nfl and wrestling.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

he divorced his ex wife for not continuing to dye her hair blond

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Vince did the murder and made it look like he was just covering for snuka.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i think the audience from over the edge 1999 should be in this tournament because they actually did start clapping and hollering when owen was being carted off dead

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I messed up by posting a second post that was an attempt to correct the above post without trying to cheat everyone out of being able to see what happened, but I was incorrect, so I am altering it, and letting the original post stand. That post is above. I'm sorry for not showing my full work but three posts in a row is grounds for severe punishment.

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 15:07 on Dec 26, 2018

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

distributing good clean steroids for free is easily the least bad thing in the tournament. If someone were to disagree with that, they would need to set off on a journey to find themselves and become a better person.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

The most important advice I can give you for your journey is to pack at least 50% more water than you think you'll need

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

steroids are more powerful than anyone and easily shaped the young mind of vince mcmahon. He did not wield them. They seduced him, coolly. It's important to note that distributing steroids to a roster is less harmful than making them wrestle often.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

if this tournament were to happen again in the future, or a similar one, please consider changing the rules so that you vote for the option that you think is less bad. i feel really uncomfortable voting "for" the worst promotional tactics and it's becoming more and more of a drain on my psyche as the less-bad things are being filtered out. If you try this and it does not work out the way you like, you may go back to the original method in the third installment. if this were to end up happening, i would hope that you consider trying my way one more time in order to be certain that it isn't the better option.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Because of the way Mick Foley yearned for success and attention no matter the cost, guys like kevin owens learned that it was cool to do horrendous bumps in front of 800 people on the regular with nothing to fall back on and no way to support their families if anything went wrong or all the bumps began adding up too quickly. To this day Owens is doing those same stupid bumps in front of 800 people with nothing to show for it

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

mkay0 posted:

More than 40 people voted for road costs over Owen’s death. If you think per diem for dinner is more important than letting a man die due to negligence in a stunt, you’re a loving idiot.

You may be right but they haven't been called by that word in an extremely long time and attacking them out of anger over it is arguably as bad as some of the things in this tournament

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

mkay0 posted:

Me calling people names should make this tournament?

No, you are not wwe.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i felt somewhat misunderstood a bit ago and decided not to make a big deal of it. however i'd like to write an informative post toward the user mkay0 about where i'm coming from. idiots are much stupider than morons, and imbeciles are a little bit smarter than idiots. you can't be stupider than an idiot and still have significant brain activity, and being able to vote in a poll would generally be considered extremely high-level functioning, even if they did not vote for the correct option. As well, a dumbass is someone who Cannot fart, also known as talking out of the anal hole. none of these words are appropriate in 2018.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

please stop calling it This Entertainment.

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

because there were two ultimate warriors in wwf history. The original died in 1993

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