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I have two sets of stairs in my house. This is the lesser-used set that goes up to the garage from the basement. On Thanksgiving, my father tripped on one of the treads going up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d3qCPcMgH4  I shined a flashlight down there and took a picture through the hole:  I'm the second owner of this house, and the original one is dead. The stairs are surrounded by concrete on to the left, right and behind, there's no secret door or anything. My current plan is to lift up more treads and maybe get a child to fit down there and retrieve the treasure, after which I will seal him under the stairs. Two of my idiot friends are coming over soon to help me, but it's unlikely they'll have any better ideas, so tell me how to get to this treasure trove.
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Nice sex dungeon, OP.
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Dec 6, 2018 00:01
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Timely reference, OP
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Dec 6, 2018 00:03
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Each of those boxes will have like ten ghosts in them.
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Dec 6, 2018 00:06
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General Dog posted:Timely reference, OP
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Dec 6, 2018 00:07
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Get your friends to go down there and then board them up Edgar Allan Poe style.
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Dec 6, 2018 00:07
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Get your friends to go down there and then board them up Edgar Allan Poe style.
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Dec 6, 2018 00:09
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Dec 6, 2018 00:12
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This is going to be another Al Capone's vault situation isn't it
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Dec 6, 2018 00:14
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Those boxes will be full of human body parts in lime.
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Dec 6, 2018 00:22
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I have an educated guess as to what's in there but I don't want to spoil the surprise. If it helps, I have the following inventory: pry bar (long) pry bar (short) circular saw reciprocating saw hammers whiskey boring-rear end regular saw some wrenches i guess cordless drill oscillating/vibrating wood cutting thing angle grinder weed I would prefer to destroy my stairs as little as possible.
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Dec 6, 2018 00:22
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gently caress I would destroy the stairs in my impatience if I had no idea Cool thread
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Dec 6, 2018 00:25
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how the gently caress could they get those rolling shelves in there if there's concrete everywhere but the stairs? did they brick all that stuff in with the stairs?
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Dec 6, 2018 00:26
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Actually, that's wine.
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Dec 6, 2018 00:28
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Is that a cache of cocaine? You'd better have enough to share with the rest of the class.
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Dec 6, 2018 00:28
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Man I looked again Bang out that middle 2 by 6 or whatever and a regular adult woman could surely get in Im dyin here 
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Dec 6, 2018 00:29
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spinderella posted:gently caress loving seriously
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Dec 6, 2018 00:30
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butt dickus posted:I have an educated guess as to what's in there but I don't want to spoil the surprise. If it helps, I have the following inventory: >equip boring-rear end regular saw >bore rear end
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Dec 6, 2018 00:30
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Hell Yeah posted:how the gently caress could they get those rolling shelves in there if there's concrete everywhere but the stairs? did they brick all that stuff in with the stairs? spinderella posted:Man I looked again It looks like the part that goes under the tread was just toed in with nails. I'm working on getting it out.
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Dec 6, 2018 00:31
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Stairs are easy to replace, go hog wild!
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Dec 6, 2018 00:31
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Zoran posted:>equip boring-rear end regular saw
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Dec 6, 2018 00:32
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Looks like a serial killer trophy/evidence stash, op. Enjoy your new collection of jewelery/handbags/clothing/other!
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Dec 6, 2018 00:33
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Y know If this is legit AND you get surprised Lol I suppose you could edit posts and beg mods to "disappear " the thread But dang Be a bummer 
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Dec 6, 2018 00:35
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Progress The girlfriend just arrived with dinner so time for a break.
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Dec 6, 2018 00:38
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Jebediah posted:Actually, that's wine. was the word “wine” sharpied onto one of the cases your first clue e: Lenox wine goblets Althea winery Gorham Vineyards? Monticello? Lazyhound fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Dec 6, 2018 |
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Dec 6, 2018 00:46
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finish that dinner and get ur rear end in there
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Dec 6, 2018 00:47
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I've seen enough horror movies to know that a dismembered demon is in those boxes and you're about to unleash a curse upon yourself and anyone who helps you. Good luck!
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Dec 6, 2018 00:49
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You don't need a child to go in that gap op you can get in there no problem (unless you're a huge fatty)
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Dec 6, 2018 00:50
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Three or four more steps to remove so you can easily haul out your treasure!
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Dec 6, 2018 00:51
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It's boxes of faeces. Trust me
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Dec 6, 2018 00:54
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raton posted:You don't need a child to go in that gap op you can get in there no problem (unless you're a huge fatty)  This is directly under the hole. Looks like some rope, a lamp and a homemade creeper.
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Dec 6, 2018 00:55
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My bet is on rare anime
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Dec 6, 2018 00:56
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butt dickus posted:I'm 6'3" 180, going to try now. This is a dumb question, but did you check for hinges near the bottom of the staircase? Also, how long have you owned the house for?
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Dec 6, 2018 00:59
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Can't wait to see what kind of junk you have there, Godspeed OP.
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Dec 6, 2018 01:03
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From inside. Lazyhound posted:This is a dumb question, but did you check for hinges near the bottom of the staircase? Also, how long have you owned the house for?
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Dec 6, 2018 01:09
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Hoping for nazi dildos
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Dec 6, 2018 01:09
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Dec 6, 2018 01:13
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nice briquettes now whats in the fuckin boxes
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Dec 6, 2018 01:15
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at least now you have your christmas shopping done
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Dec 6, 2018 01:20
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Sorry, guys.Squashing Machine posted:This is going to be another Al Capone's vault situation isn't it  They're all empty. The old people who lived here before collected china so I assumed it was some pieces they stashed and forgot, but it looks like they just needed a place to keep their styrofoam. I guess this thread is now about treasures you've found.
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