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A really cool super power but your origin story is super loving cringe.
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Mar 29, 2023 07:35
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May 10, 2024 07:34
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The ability to stay awake indefinitely, but feeling every bit of the fatigue from staying awake indefinitely.
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Mar 30, 2023 13:26
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The one thing that bugged me about 24 is Kiefer Sutherland's character, sometime around hour 20 and beyond, wasn't just constantly flip flopping between ravenous hunger and taking a poo poo.
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Mar 30, 2023 14:23
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You can touch rocks and see the entire history of their existence, but it's kind of overwhelming because human brains aren't equipped to deal with time on that scale.
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Apr 2, 2023 00:12
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a wizard but every time you do a spell you have to poo poo your pants a little or the spell doesnt work
So that's why they wear robes!
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Apr 2, 2023 19:39
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May 10, 2024 07:34
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Just a normal superpower like super strength or lightning control or something, but your parents weren't lawyers or doctors or bankers and therefore couldn't afford to live in Metropolis or Gotham City, so they moved out to the suburbs, and now there's no chance of you being able to eke out a living as your mild mannered alter ego and afford rent there. So, like your folks, you have to accept living in Dullsville, using you incredible powers to resolve parking disputes at the Costco. There's no mystical Triad shaking down the Panda Express. There's no otherworldly villain set on destroying the productive agricultural land, it was already bought up and redeveloped as townhouses, and everyone seems pretty OK with it. The fact is, your super powers would be better served fixing potholes, and finding lost pets.
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May 23, 2023 22:39
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