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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > superpowers with inconvenient and upsetting side effects
 
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Slush Garbo

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I can fly, but it gives me mono

Can breathe underwater, but get explosive diarrhea

Invisibility, but there's a loud beep if I back up

* # ¿ Dec 7, 2018 08:29
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Slush Garbo

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Invisibility, but it tickles

* # ¿ Dec 7, 2018 08:35
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Slush Garbo

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canyoneer posted:

you can time travel but only forwards in time and only at normal speed

holy shiy my car is a time machine :aaa:

* # ¿ Dec 12, 2018 22:40
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Slush Garbo

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I need a cup of tea and a Mayan calendar to feel right again

* # ¿ Dec 12, 2018 22:41
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Jerry Cotton posted:

you have all the powers of a bee but if you sting someone you don't die like bees do but you still lose your rear end so youäll look all hosed up
* # ¿ Dec 27, 2018 17:37
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