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And with strange aeons, even death may eat a burrito with goons.
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Superhuman strength but to maintain your powerful body you have to eat like 12,000 calories a day or you become weakened to the point of fainting. Wake up and eat. Eat while driving. Slam a protein shake before a fight. Pound a couple whoppers while interviewing with the local news.
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And with strange aeons, even death may eat a burrito with goons.
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Superhuman speed for up to five hours, but the longer you push it, the longer you experience symptoms similar to meth withdrawal afterwards.
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Dec 7, 2018 05:07
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You can teleport, but there's a 50-50 chance your clothing will be left behind.
I like those odds.
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Dec 7, 2018 20:27
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You mean like you're knurd?
Oh, oh, oh!
You fart conflagrations.
I love that you referenced the state of being knurd, and I want you to know that I was happy to see it.
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Dec 8, 2018 17:09
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Also the farting conflagrations bit was brought to you inspired by a work of the same author.
Farting swamp dragons?
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