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3D Megadoodoo

hamjobs posted:

your superpower is that you can shoot lasers from your eyes but also it burns when you pee

i mean if i peed out of my eyes i bet it would burn even without the L.A.S.E.R.s


you have all the powers of a bee but if you sting someone you don't die like bees do but you still lose your rear end so youäll look all hosed up





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3D Megadoodoo

My Super power is i forcot how nice byob is

There is no down side





3D Megadoodoo

hamjobs posted:

you got good dick game but you also have low dick energy

In 40 so this ' s just life.





3D Megadoodoo

Bacon Taco posted:

You can fly, but you have to wear tights and constantly go to the doctor for erections lasting longer than 4 hours.

What if I don't want the erections? Can I just... not go to the doctor?

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