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You have superhuman muscle strength but normal joints, so whenever you try to impress girls by lifting a truck you just rip your arms off. (Goth girls are into it) |
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You can talk to fish but even they find you boring. |
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Dec 8, 2018 23:56
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You have an ESP sense of the fullness of people's bowels. |
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