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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > superpowers with inconvenient and upsetting side effects
 
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alexandriao

Holland Oates posted:

your superpower is that you can shoot lasers from your eyes but also it burns when you pee

your body was impervious to bullet, puncture and scrape wounds but you also had really bad eczema

teeth and jaw made of adamantium but erectile dysfunction

a wizard but every time you do a spell you have to poo poo your pants a little or the spell doesnt work

Too much is always not enough!

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