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Batman, but your archenemy is also Batman so you both spend all day and night in your caves trying to out-contingency-plan each other.
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Dec 7, 2018 03:37
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May 10, 2024 10:19
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Just be already naked, problem solved.
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Dec 7, 2018 20:36
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You have an ESP sense of the fullness of people's bowels.
Become the world's best gastroenterologist.
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Dec 10, 2018 02:25
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You have super strength, flying, and near invincibility, but it's powered by the public humiliation of your alter ego and would be nullified if you ever revealed your secret identity.
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Dec 10, 2018 17:16
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remember when the clock said 8:14, and like, now it says 8:15? wow haha wowee
Only 90-seconds-ago kids will get this
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Dec 12, 2018 23:36
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I ♥️ my hosed up torn-off rear end
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Dec 27, 2018 22:45
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You can see through the fourth wall but you keep seeing the same ten-ish people so you go through life acutely aware that whatever show you're a part of doesn't have much of a following.
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Dec 28, 2018 15:06
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You can see the future, but you can only see yourself, and only at the next moment you decide to look into the future
So the only time your power will actually give you information is when you try to use it and you don't see anything at all
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Mar 30, 2023 23:09
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May 10, 2024 10:19
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You can telekinetically move any object as long as you have at some point within the last 24 hours had the majority of it up your butt
Because of the deliberate preparation and embarrassment this involves (the time you rescued the mayor using his own favorite pipe comes to mind) you are often forced to improvise, thus on the street you are colloquially known as "The Monkey"
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