what if instead of arms you had forks

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that would be pretty interestine

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Manifisto

I would insist that all my foods be served in the form of a spaghetti

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Dec 8, 2018 04:19

Manifisto

me: I'd like the mushroom risotto please

waiter: very good

me: except I'd like it in the form of spaghetti

waiter: oh, you want spaghetti instead? no problem

me: no. I need you to make the risotto then shape it into spaghetti

# ? Dec 8, 2018 04:21

Space Taxi

Arm wrestling would be outlawed as a blood sport.

# ? Dec 8, 2018 04:22

Manifisto

freddy kruger chasing me through some hellish dreamscape. suddenly he catches sight of my arms. our eyes lock. romantic music swells.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Dec 8, 2018 04:24

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i wonder how many of these lovely arm-related pun threads i've made over the years

there must be something prong with me

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# ? Dec 8, 2018 04:42

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If you had wooden sticks as arms you could use them like a giant set of chopsticks, but the end would never be able to touch your mouth

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# ? Dec 8, 2018 04:48

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twoday posted:

If you had wooden sticks as arms you could use them like a giant set of chopsticks, but the end would never be able to touch your mouth

we'd have a very loving society where everyone had to feed eachother

beautiful if u think about it

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# ? Dec 8, 2018 04:52

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

I need more details to know what the results would be.
Are they just ordinary-sized forks?
Or are they arm-sized forks?
Do they have four tines, or are tridents an option?
Is it the same for everyone or just me?
If it's the whole world that's transformed, are there also arms that you can buy that you use to eat with, and large pitch-arms for farm work and for angry mob purposes?

# ? Dec 8, 2018 06:40

Paperboy

I would probably get in trouble if I had forks for arms.

I dunno, I'd accidentally stab myself while trying to sleep. Hugs would be a lot worse.

# ? Dec 8, 2018 06:41

Zorblack: And with strange aeons, even death may eat a burrito with goons.

drat if that ain't me at the Amish Smorgasbord.

# ? Dec 8, 2018 06:46

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NO SLACK

Loutre posted:

i wonder how many of these lovely arm-related pun threads i've made over the years

there must be something prong with me

nah u got a handle on it. don't gent bent out of shape.

# ? Dec 8, 2018 07:19

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Manifisto posted:

I would insist that all my foods be served in the form of a spaghetti

Fork hands man must get up and walk around the table to physically be able to twirl spaghetti

# ? Dec 8, 2018 09:26

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*me looking through the shirts on the rack, trying to find one that will fit my 4" long fork arms just right*

# ? Dec 8, 2018 14:12

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Are the forks in place of the arms, or do I just lose my arms and have two forks that are now ironically extra hard to make use of because I have no arms?

# ? Dec 8, 2018 16:38

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roomforthetuna posted:

Are the forks in place of the arms, or do I just lose my arms and have two forks that are now ironically extra hard to make use of because I have no arms?

you have arms, they're just forks

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# ? Dec 8, 2018 20:01

google THIS

Hugh Malone posted:

nah u got a handle on it. don't gent bent out of shape.

Get with the tines, man.

# ? Dec 8, 2018 20:13

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Loutre posted:

you have arms, they're just forks

No you have arms, they're just forks. :colbert:

# ? Dec 8, 2018 20:28

super sweet best pal

Hands kind of are forks.

# ? Dec 8, 2018 20:31

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

roomforthetuna posted:

No you have arms, they're just forks.

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# ? Dec 8, 2018 20:32

Manifisto

roomforthetuna posted:

No you have arms, they're just forks.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Dec 8, 2018 20:49

google THIS

Me: (inexpertly plucking on a guitar with my tine-fingers) Another turning point, an arm stuck in the road...

# ? Dec 8, 2018 21:27

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roomforthetuna posted:

I did not look carefully enough at this, hahaha

# ? Dec 8, 2018 21:35

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# ? Dec 8, 2018 21:46

Space Taxi

When other drivers piss me off in traffic, I flip them the tine.

# ? Dec 8, 2018 23:52

google THIS

One of the tines inevitably gets bent and it's never right after that and now you're stuck with it forever. You've become the fork in the back of the silverware drawer that no one wants to use but can never work up the gumption to throw away because every so often you're the last one clean and you're marginally better than nothing. Also, on a less metaphorical note, your fork-hand is gimpy.

# ? Dec 9, 2018 00:16