what if instead of arms you had forks

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > what if instead of arms you had forks

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Hugh Malone posted:

nah u got a handle on it. don't gent bent out of shape.

Get with the tines, man.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2018 20:13

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 01:25

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Me: (inexpertly plucking on a guitar with my tine-fingers) Another turning point, an arm stuck in the road...

# ¿ Dec 8, 2018 21:27

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One of the tines inevitably gets bent and it's never right after that and now you're stuck with it forever. You've become the fork in the back of the silverware drawer that no one wants to use but can never work up the gumption to throw away because every so often you're the last one clean and you're marginally better than nothing. Also, on a less metaphorical note, your fork-hand is gimpy.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2018 00:16

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"Hi, uh, is this the cutlery-for-arms support group?"

"It sure is!" (extends appendage in greeting) "Knife to meet you!"

# ¿ Dec 9, 2018 21:28

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