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thesurlyspringKAA
Jul 8, 2005
https://twitter.com/fox5_tiana/status/1072347217745362945?s=21

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Tane
Feb 27, 2005

new forums cancer pic

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

please goldmine this so i can find it any time i need to repost the tweet when someone does something very gbs.

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup




Shoulda lurked moar

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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this is very insensitive to the victims of the gbs outbreak of halloween 2013, the consequences of which we still feel today

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
Is Lowtax going to get sued, I don't think he can afford the legal bills, or even a pizza

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


What an unfortunate last name.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
Does this count as an introduction thread?

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
Oh cool, a tweet by fox says GBS has been "linked to the flu-shot". Where did they pull that from? Evidence? How do we know this case is specifically linked to the dude getting the flu shot or is this just some anecdotal coincidence?
I'm sure thousands of people aren't going to take this the wrong way and poo poo their pants over muh vaccines!

Anyway. How much debt is this guy in now?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I bet he read some Three Olives' posts without building up an immunity first.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

nice

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
I too suffer from Gay Bowel Syndrome

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

how's he going to earn a living from home with all those tubes in the way?

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

Streak posted:

I too suffer from Gay Bowel Syndrome

Probably should limit the time you spend with the Gang Bang Squad, then.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
YOU SUCK! You a no talent piece of poo poo. GET OUT! How dare you come down here and do this. Im here 14 years, I've lived on this forum my whole life, you're a DISGRACE. YOU SUCK! Who the hell do you think you are? Who the hell do you think you are? You any kind of artist? Anybody know who you are?! Maybe everyone else wants to enjoy the peace and quiet. This is one of the most important places in all of North America, who are you? WHO ARE YOU?! You miserable, presumptuous NO TALENT. You're no artist. An artist respects the silence that serves the foundation of creativity. You OBVIOUSLY dont have the talent, You dont have enough respect for yourself or other people OR what it is to express yourself; In creative posting or ANY other form of creativity. And i'm an NYU Film School graduate, SUCKA! And The School of Visual Arts, And The Academy of Art University San Fransisco. You SUCK. You're a NO talent. If you really had talent, go practice! And than get yourself a gig! Instead of ruining the end of the day for everybody down here. You DISGRACE!! You are everything thats gone wrong with this world. You're a self-consumed, no talent, mediocre piece of poo poo, and i've earned my right to say it. OKAY?! I had Two-Hundered-thousand people with Bill Graham, in 1975. I walked Bob Dylan up on stage, who the gently caress are you? I knew the Grateful Dead from 1966, who the gently caress ARE YOU!? You're nothing, You're nothing, You are nothing and you will never be anything. Never. How dare you? How dare you? You miserable mediocre nothing! Shame on you. You cracked stupid little emoji, you little PIMP. Go learn to play, Go learn to play, you're flat. You cant even carry a fuckin' note. I dont care about your little, like, horn lip. 'cause it doesn't mean you know how to play. you're flat! I'm trained CLASSICALLY, I'm trained contemporaneously, and you suck.

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



Guillain-Barre is frightening. Every part of you pretty much becomes paralyzed, even your eyes and breathing, within hours. It's like MS on meth. However yeah the news here is doing a disservice since you're more likely to get it having the actual flu or a lung infection than a flu shot, and even then that is like a one in a few million that it will progress into GBS.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


tfw god gives u a 6er

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

Streak posted:

I too suffer from Gay Bowel Syndrome

it's real, gay bowel syndrome is real

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bowel_syndrome

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
I told him he should've sucked the poo poo from my rear end in a top hat, smh!

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.
BONER

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Id like to know more about Miss Boner

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I hope he recovers fully and manages to have a nice Christmas :unsmith:

It sucks to be sick for the holidays, I almost died of a marijuana overdose about this time last year and the thought of not getting another Christmas with my family was horrible. Thankfully the antibiotics did their thing. It was kinda fun to trip balls on a heavy dose of IV painkillers for the couple days I was in intensive care, but not enough to go through that poo poo again.

Bedevere
Jun 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer

That article is actually somewhat informative. Who would have imagined the Journal of Homosexuality was a thing.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Why won’t an ethical doctor just perform a mercy killing and free this poor man from his pain!?!?!?

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

baby is trying to get to that stuff

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
I thought QCS was the first line of treatment against initial GBS poisoning symptoms, and any patients suffering from advanced complications are directed to the Something Sensitive ward.

If only he knew about his healthcare options sooner. Smdh

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i had to have a complete humorectomy :smith:

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
I've made myself immune to GBS by exposing myself to small doses of it for 13 years, like that guy what done in the princess bride

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

thtas what you get for messin with the GIBBIS

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
GBS - the most explosive content on the internet

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

Mozi posted:

i had to have a complete humorectomy :smith:

Jeez, I know the symptoms are bad, but modhood seems like an especially drastic procedure.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
if you can't run with us big gibbers you best stay on the porch

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I hope he recovers fully and manages to have a nice Christmas :unsmith:

It sucks to be sick for the holidays, I almost died of a marijuana overdose about this time last year and the thought of not getting another Christmas with my family was horrible. Thankfully the antibiotics did their thing. It was kinda fun to trip balls on a heavy dose of IV painkillers for the couple days I was in intensive care, but not enough to go through that poo poo again.

Yeah, I was in the hospital with a kidney infection one Christmas. They played Christmas movies non-stop. After "Christmas with the Kranks" I wasn't sure if they wanted to kill us or get us to just leave.

This year sucks, because I'm on crutches with a mangled knee. Shopping with crutches and a Service Dog are a while new kind of Hell.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Mods always knew about GBS poisoning and diddling children

MODS KNEW

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Linked to a flu shot? Uh oh :tinfoil:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Colonel Cancer posted:

Linked to a flu shot? Uh oh :tinfoil:

lmao

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
I always knew this place was loving toxic.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
This takes me back, it really does. Back to 2015, when the sun was a little bit brighter and the colors more colorful. Good times. I got a free flu shot, passed out, and the next morning I had an account here... And the rest is history.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

big nipples big life posted:

I bet he read some Three Olives' posts without building up an immunity first.

a known killer

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Gbs post with the best get probated like the rest

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