| So, I was feeding the dogs outside and saw the moon sitting on top of a hill. It was definitely the moon, about a quarter moon, but about 10 minutes later, I saw the moon actually getting smaller as it seemed to be falling behind the hill and now it's completely gone. What just happened? Did anyone in daylight hours notice anything, like the black sun suddenly going the other way or something? I heard that religious texts say the sun will rise from the West before the world ends, so this is somewhat worrying right now. | |
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Dec 12, 2018 23:51
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yeah the moon locks its car doors when im around, v uncool |
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Dec 12, 2018 23:58
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were you walking away from the hill, or down hill, when this happened |
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Dec 13, 2018 00:58
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or was it in the western sky in which case it was probably a regular ol moonset |
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Dec 13, 2018 00:58
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[jimi hendrix voice] scuse me, while i western sky |
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Dec 13, 2018 00:59
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op dragging several frightened children to be fed to the hell hounds chained behind his abode at the temple of elemental evil: "oh hi moon!" moon: 
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Dec 13, 2018 01:00
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*i finish my mixtape of terrible 80s love ballads and drive to tammy's house, popping the cassette into my old school boom box and pressing play, volume cranked to 10 as i hold it over my head while standing on her lawn beneath her open window* moon:
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Dec 13, 2018 01:06
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Dec 13, 2018 01:06
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i proudly strut through the crowded school dance, my vintage michael jackson leather jacket left unzipped to show off my bare chest, the card board tucked under my arm is deftly flung onto the dance floor and i pounce upon it and begin my carefully choreographed routine as my class mates stand around gawking moon:
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Dec 13, 2018 01:10
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Luvcow posted:op dragging several frightened children to be fed to the hell hounds chained behind his abode at the temple of elemental evil: "oh hi moon!" Luvcow posted:*i finish my mixtape of terrible 80s love ballads and drive to tammy's house, popping the cassette into my old school boom box and pressing play, volume cranked to 10 as i hold it over my head while standing on her lawn beneath her open window* Luvcow posted:i proudly strut through the crowded school dance, my vintage michael jackson leather jacket left unzipped to show off my bare chest, the card board tucked under my arm is deftly flung onto the dance floor and i pounce upon it and begin my carefully choreographed routine as my class mates stand around gawking lol
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Dec 13, 2018 01:24
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Dec 13, 2018 01:26
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me: oh hi moon, glad to see you buddy! moon: hi! me: it's been a while, I've missed you. moon: me too me: I really hate to bring this up, but I did lend you $10 a while back, and, well, rent is coming due. I don't want to pressure you or anything but I'm wondering if you have any sense of when you might be able to repay me? moon: 
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Dec 13, 2018 01:29
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Manifisto posted:me: oh hi moon, glad to see you buddy!
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Dec 13, 2018 01:45
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me: a lot of people think it's a fetish but it's just a form of relaxation. when the women blow on the microphone it produces the tingling sensation and activates serotonin triggers which calm the mind. here, I'll try it on you. ppbbbth. pppppbbtth moon: 
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Dec 13, 2018 02:55
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On the Canarian island of Terciera there is a sacred mountain that was worshipped on the Summer Solstice by the Native Guanche people of the island, because on that day, due to the shape of the mountain crest, when observed from the ritual platform built for this purpose, the sun would set behind the peak of the mountain, then be hidden by it for a minute, then reappear again beyond the crest, and then disappear again, causing a phenomenon known as a “double sunset.” Perhaps you too live on a sacred mountain. DISCLAIMER: THIS POST DOES NOT PROVIDE MEDICAL ADVICE |
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Dec 13, 2018 19:36
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hopefully the moon comes back, op
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Dec 14, 2018 02:42
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did you show the moon your rear end
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Dec 14, 2018 04:36
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hamjobs posted:did you show the moon your rear end i heard you can get a waxing gibbous for the price of a waxing crescent if you do that |
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Dec 14, 2018 05:04
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That sounds like a trial, op. I wish you the best.
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Dec 14, 2018 07:52
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Question is: do you wanna be the guy op? Better be careful in that case cause in my experience when that happens that's when the real shenanigans about to go down 
Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 12:16 on Dec 14, 2018 |
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Dec 14, 2018 12:11
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*giving the moon the finger, holding "the bird" up and blocking it out by my line of sight, then doing that like 20 more times*
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Dec 14, 2018 15:43
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It was Goatse but then it got spoilered so you couldn't see it no more
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Dec 14, 2018 17:00
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remember these times? i do not as i do not think i was posting in here then. i wish the alniman "calling in dead to work" was still live that concept seems like it has legs edit: who was the op i am guessing they did something ducking horrifying on another account because the world is a terrible place? lost my old email fucked around with this message at 13:46 on Sep 9, 2019
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Sep 9, 2019 13:44
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What’s your longitude /latitude roughly and day and what time of day was it? |
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Sep 9, 2019 17:02
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wow, tries to tell the truth about the moon and mods permaban him?
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Sep 9, 2019 18:42
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WetNightmare posted:wow, tries to tell the truth about the moon and mods permaban him? They actually perma banned him for daring to blow the whistle on Papa John's. |
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Sep 9, 2019 18:53
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snack eater posted:I've been working at Papa John's for a while now, enough that ive scored some good points with the boss for never missing a day, covering others shifts on short notice, good delivery times, etc. So when i went in on my day off to get some discount 'za and he said "don't worry man, i got you" when i pulled out my wallet, i wasn't super surprised. rofl ---------------- |
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Sep 9, 2019 18:56
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"Come on, that's it? That's all you can order from Papa John's? Wimp. Pussy. gently caress you."
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Sep 9, 2019 18:56
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WetNightmare posted:"Come on, that's it? That's all you can order from Papa John's? Wimp. Pussy. gently caress you." Why did you recount the actions of The Papa? You've doomed us all! |
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Sep 9, 2019 19:03
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When the moon fails to rise Like a bait-and-switched implicitly free pizza pie That's a tough break |
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Sep 9, 2019 19:22
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Moon was trying to warn him but of course it's going to do it in a really cryptic moony way. Can't spell Perma-ban without two of the 3 letters from the word moon. As for the other letter, well, once you realize what that one is, you'll flip yer dang bean. It was there the whole time.
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Sep 9, 2019 20:10
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WetNightmare posted:"Come on, that's it? That's all you can order from Papa John's? Wimp. Pussy. gently caress you." |
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Sep 9, 2019 21:39
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apparently even mentioning anything negative about papa johns you get perma banned, I guess the mods here are in the pocket of big racist pizza |
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Sep 9, 2019 21:40
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Jolo posted:Moon was trying to warn him but of course it's going to do it in a really cryptic moony way. Can't spell Perma-ban without two of the 3 letters from the word moon. As for the other letter, well, once you realize what that one is, you'll flip yer dang bean. It was there the whole time. The O's represent the implied free (circular) pizzas. |
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Sep 10, 2019 13:26
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Luvcow posted:apparently even mentioning anything negative about papa johns you get perma banned, I guess the mods here are in the pocket of big racist pizza wwe call that "the pizza pocket"
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Sep 10, 2019 13:34
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i worked at papa johns from 2000-2001, feel free to ask me anything about papa, pizza, or psecrets.
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Sep 10, 2019 13:46
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Jolo posted:psecrets. ....?
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Sep 10, 2019 13:47
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Heather Papps posted:....? at papa johns, if you order canadian bacon, they just put ham on your pizza. the ham even comes in a big package that has a canadian flag on it with red circle and line through it to let you know that teh poo poo is definitely not canadian at all
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Sep 10, 2019 13:52
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wow okay i am furious
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Sep 10, 2019 13:54
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Heather Papps posted:wow okay i am furious guys what the froggin' heck is this madness? this is like an act of war against my nation and home and king and lord and country and dad and mom
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