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FactsAreUseless

Dashing through the snow
We are in the snow
Singing in the snow
Look at all the snow (ho ho ho!)

Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle On The Way

Oh what fun being in the snow
On this cold snowy day
Hooray!

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City of Glompton

silent night
really quiet night
it's all good
yeah it's alright

round here somewhere
there's a chick with a little guy
is he chill or maybe just shy

well anyway, baby, sleep
sweet little baby stay asleep


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

FactsAreUseless

noel
noel

it is noel

bored is a king in Israel

City of Glompton

have a maria

nazi on a plane, oh!

maria groks the plane

maria groks the fashion

have, have some dominos

dominos

the leaves are cooling on the planet

the planet is cool

the deeds were strung, those words were stolen

and we slowly turn to

have a maria


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Farecoal

There he go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPzNfuokfr4

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Sweet summer bells
bells on a chair
bells every where
Christmas is there

ding dong ding dong

(I might be just channeling the SA Christmas album now that I think about it)

google THIS

In a little stable
Our savior's born today
And when the shepherds get there
Then they'll all kneel and pray
Oh, stable, stable, stable...

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
phylicia rashad
phylicia rashad

why the hell did you marry cosby?
why the hell did you marry cosby?
why the hell did you marry cosby?
on that tv showwwwwww

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Deck of cards to play poker!
FAU, FAU, FAU, FAU- FAU FAU FAU FAU!
Facts are Useless now as well
I don't know why I just said that!

It was probably the eggnogg-
FAU FAU FAU FAU FAU FAU FAU FAU FAU!
Was that enough FAUs? I dunno, I lost my place...
Do Re Mi, Fa So La... and I guess Ti and Do!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
On the first day of last week
It occurred to me-
It started with a Monday!
On the second day of last week
it occurred to me-
It now was Tuesday.

On the third day of last week
it occurred to me-
It now was Hump Day!
On the fourth day of last week
it occurred to me
Now it was Thursday!

On the fifth day of last week
It occurred to me!
IT WAS FRIDAY!
On the sixth day of last week
It occurred to me-
Suddenly it was Saturday.

Sunday, Saturday, Friday, Thursday,
Hump Day, Tuesday-
Which will bring us back to Monday!
(repeat)

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

alnilam

City of Glompton posted:

have a maria

nazi on a plane, oh!

maria groks the plane

maria groks the fashion

have, have some dominos

dominos

the leaves are cooling on the planet

the planet is cool

the deeds were strung, those words were stolen

and we slowly turn to

have a maria

Manifisto


he's making a list
checking it twice
am I on the list?
I think I've been nice
show me the list
show me the list goddammit
give it to me
oh god
you're tearing up the list
what now?


ty nesamdoom!

Peanut Butler



deck the halls with stuff and uh um

FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA

dun-da dun dun mumble mumble

FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA

something something gay apparel

FA LA LA, LA LA LA, LA LA LAAAA

my supervisors name is carol

FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
The Grinch looked down at the people of Whoville, who were standing outside holding hands in a giant circle around the huge bonfire in the town square. They weren't singing. They weren't unwrapping presents. They were just... standing there. Doing nothing. Not doing Christmas. Not spreading Holiday cheer. It was... disturbing.

"loving potheads..."

The Grinch said to himself in a burst of foggy Grinch breath, then he went back inside in disgust.. They were just too drat high; ever since they legalized marijuana it wasn't even worth it. He considered kicking his dog, reconsidered; then picked him up, whistled to himself and scratched the dog behind the ears.

Looks like SOMEONE's gonna have a Merry Christmas around here, it may as well be YOU!"

The dog look confused for a moment, but true to his word, the Grinch treated the dog to the merriest Christmas ever, and both of their hearts grew 3 sizes bigger. Eventually they went to make sure the people of Whoville didn't freeze their silly little asses off standing around slack-jawed like that out in the cold and the snow. That night they had a proper Christmas, and the hills rang with the sound of mis-remembered Christmas Carols.

City of Glompton

Peanut Butler posted:

deck the halls with stuff and uh um

FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA

dun-da dun dun mumble mumble

FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA

something something gay apparel

FA LA LA, LA LA LA, LA LA LAAAA

my supervisors name is carol

FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA

Bluedeanie

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



i saw mommy cucking santa claus

Hemingway To Go!

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
here comes santa claus, here comes santa claus, run while you still can

Punk da Bundo

by FactsAreUseless
Said the leopard boy to the Chandler Bing, are you queer like I’m queer? Uhh...Do you glow like I glow ...*mumbling* Nyles , Nyles , dancing with Frazier Crane...we must bring him the shitter and mold

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Squirrels2Nuts

comedere nuces omni tempore
bump

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Here he comes, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Walking down the street, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Gets the funniest looks from, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Everyone he meets., pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum

Little drummer boy, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
People say he's drumming around, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
He's to busy drumming, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
To worship the King of Israel, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum

He's just tryin to be friendly, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
and entertain a mother and son, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum.
Does he even know, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
All the damage he's done? pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum

Finger Prince


Royal tannenbaum, royal tannenbaum
Your quirky script delights me
Royal tannenbaum royal tannenbaum
Stiller, Hackman, Wilson...
Wes Anderson, you are a treat
Someone who I'd like to meet
Royal tannenbaum, royal tannenbaum
I haven't actually seen that movie.

Finger Prince


I keep trying with good king wenseslas, but it keeps going to a dark place.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Good King Worsteshire poured out
On the fish a' boiling.
Then three ships came sailing in,
fishermen a' toiling.
Brightly shown the moon that night,
The salad course was cruel.
Then the King brought out dessert,
Bowls of berry fool.

Squirrels2Nuts

comedere nuces omni tempore
ugh, put this post back on the oldest possible thread to reply to please

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Squirrels2Nuts

comedere nuces omni tempore

stop. no. don't.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

nut

o come all ye faithful, shoot the water geyser
o come ye, o come ye, i drove from canada
o come and behold him, or maybe the geysers a woman

o come, i paid 40 bucks
o come, i told my dad it'd be cool
o come, gently caress it we're going to five guys

wyoming? more like why am i coming

alexandriao


City of Glompton posted:

silent night
really quiet night
it's all good
yeah it's alright

round here somewhere
there's a chick with a little guy
is he chill or maybe just shy

well anyway, baby, sleep
sweet little baby stay asleep

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)


alexandriao


Santa Baby (By Michael) for Pride month

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)


Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

jingle bells
batman smells
can't you smell that smell?
oooooh that smell
the smell of joy around you

Squirrels2Nuts

comedere nuces omni tempore
yob theory

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Trollipop

hippin and hoppin
christmas cree o christmas cree , pshhhpshhpshhpshhhhpshhhhhh :whatup:

big black turnout



Drum that funky music drummer
Drum that funky music boy
Ba rum ba dum dum
Cuz Jesus likes your drummin drummer boy


Gorgeous Zan

New Haven Yacht Club
Peace on earth and salsa mild

Khanstant
through the snow i stalk
how many winters has it been
of frozen footsteps dreamers talk
my sole wont: this beast's skin
crimson streams of evil balk
i pounce upon the jolly djinn
rip and tear with talons hawk
to hell again i send this lot
for every year the santa must be stopped

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watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

gloria



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

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