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"Haha thanks so much for being here today! I can't go a day without my caramel macchiatto. Hope you don't have to work too late, Merry Christmas!" 
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Where did Starbucks touch you?
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Dec 19, 2018 15:05
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*huffs angrily at the door because the store opens a couple hours late on Christmas* Well I was able to make it out. Why weren't you?
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Over There posted:Where did Starbucks touch you? I'm just picking up Retarded_Clown's mantle
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I used to work at a video rental shop that was open on Christmas day. I worked it twice, I don't really remember the first time but the second time I just showed up drunk and high as gently caress cos why not. Was a bit depressing when the majority of the customers were there to rent porn
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Dec 19, 2018 16:23
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Ahh, the gift of cum
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Dec 19, 2018 16:28
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To be fair that's a thoughtful gift
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Dec 19, 2018 16:32
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*Picks up a single bag of baby carrots for a salad no one ends up eating* *Cashier hits me with the "really, bitch?" face* *says a weak "Merry Christmas" and leaves with my shame hanging heavy in the big rear end reusable grocery bag I brought with me* True story 
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Dec 19, 2018 16:37
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*is the most demanding, unreasonable, argumentative, "I want to speak the manager" type customer anyone has ever seen*
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Dec 19, 2018 17:16
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nice one
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Dec 19, 2018 17:26
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Can I just hang out here for awhile? The in-laws are over and it's not good, I gotta tell you. I mean, our marriage was having some problems ever since.... well, nevermind. But of course her parents took her side, and so I'm outnumbered today, haha. But I mean, is cranberry sauce that big a deal? They seriously sent me out for this poo poo? I don't know. I guess it's different when you're... you know.... when you don't have more important things to worry about. Oh cool, new Time magazine, you guys mind if I sit here and read it? I'll pay you guys, seriously, all under the table so corporate doesn't take their cut. I know how it is. *2 hours later* poo poo, they're still calling me. I better go back soon or else they'll think something is up. Can you change the receipt to say it's the Giant Eagle across town? They'll check it, believe me, and my story's gonna fall apart. You can't? poo poo.
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Dec 19, 2018 17:28
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I made a shameful 2am on Christmas day 7-11 run and I gave the dude working a big joint and he was like "gently caress yeah merry Christmas to me!" that's my Christmas shopping story tyvm
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Dec 19, 2018 17:32
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hi id like to return all these gifts for cash to support my opioid addiction also, IM ABOUT TO poo poo MY PANTS!!!
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Dec 19, 2018 17:32
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Some pork fried rice, crab rangoon, beef teriyaki, and some shrimp kung-po please.
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Dec 19, 2018 17:35
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Thanks for squaring away this tax issue again, Mr. Wienstein.
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Dec 19, 2018 17:37
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*shits self everywhere minutes before closing*
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Dec 19, 2018 17:40
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Try WAITRESSING on Christmas Cooks are high AND bummed, ruminating on their life choices, considering suicide options more than normal Customers pissed as gently caress they are in a hotel restaurant or lounge on Christmas, doubly pissed because no one there but fellow businessmen and it doesn't look like the bartender puts out
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Dec 19, 2018 18:03
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Casinos are packed btw Waitresses there don't even hide how pissed they are to be there on that day Dealers and regular staff still do
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Dec 19, 2018 18:05
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"I hope you're getting paid double time for this poo poo. Well, back to the road." *climbs in truck, is glad I get double pay for this poo poo*
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Dec 19, 2018 18:26
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Chinatown posted:hi id like to return all these gifts for cash to support my opioid addiction
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Dec 19, 2018 18:33
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spinderella posted:Try WAITRESSING on Christmas you know whats fun, getting high on christmas morning and ordering dennys and tipping twenty bucks and writing a nice note. feels good.
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Dec 19, 2018 18:34
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Had to travel cross-country on Christmas week. Ended up in a loving Denny's in Oklahoma for Christmas eve dinner. And it was loving PACKED! Not with idiots like us; travelers from the nearby hotel, or truckers, or people stuck there. Entire families including numerous obese children, all eating dinner at a loving Denny's for Christmas. A very harried looking waitress came over and said there was going to be a long wait and they were out of many menu items. There was a long line of people already waiting. I think we ended up eating food from the gas station for Christmas dinner in the hotel room instead.
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Dec 19, 2018 18:37
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:you know whats fun, getting high on christmas morning and ordering dennys and tipping twenty bucks and writing a nice note. I've always loved you
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Dec 19, 2018 18:44
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Wweeellp. Time to do my grocery shopping for the entirety of 2019.
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Dec 19, 2018 18:56
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*pumps gas*
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Dec 19, 2018 19:21
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No sir, we do not have any more 'in the back', they're all out here on the shelves where we can sell them. That's how a business makes money sir.
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Dec 19, 2018 19:30
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spinderella posted:Casinos are packed btw Felting the recently divorced on Christmas day ain't all bad
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Dec 19, 2018 19:42
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Okay... GPX MP3 player. That'll do. Some of those Coby headphones. Yeah. Better grab three of those. Hmm... A cocoa and mug set. Better grab one or two of those. A box of Russell Stovers. YES! Now... Hey, do you guys have any of those 'gift bags'? I'm on my way to the family Christmas celebrations and I can't wrap this poo poo in the car. Also, you got any Goo Gone, because I don't want them to see I bought this stuff at Walgreens.
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Dec 19, 2018 19:59
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*sets 12 pack of beer and handle of wine on the counter "2 packs of 72 lights" I hate running out of whiskey on christmas eve
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Dec 19, 2018 19:59
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Super Grocery Kart posted:*pumps gas* *Feels bad for the person working the mini mart no matter the likelihood they are of a background in which the "holidays" are meaningless.*
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Dec 19, 2018 20:20
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Gotta stop in here real quick and get this year's HESS Truck for Christmas. I've been doing this since 1964, it's all I have left. All that keeps me going.
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Dec 19, 2018 20:21
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I'm here to return some batteries
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Dec 19, 2018 20:23
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Tato posted:Gotta stop in here real quick and get this year's HESS Truck for Christmas. I've been doing this since 1964, it's all I have left. All that keeps me going. Sorry man, this used to be a Wilco-Hess but it's a Pilot now. The store was remodeled and everything. 
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Closest thing to a hot meal is going to a gas station to buy 2 hot dogs with all the fixins. The woman behind the counter tells me "Happy Holidays". I'm in such a daze I don't know if I told her, "You, too" or "Get hosed." under my breath.
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Dec 19, 2018 20:32
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spinderella posted:Casinos are packed btw I'm a dealer this is true. What's sad is when some of them lose and are like BUT ITS CHRISTMAS. :v And then I usually go "Then how come I am working?" It shuts them up usually. When I am planetary overlord anyone going out to do anything on Christmas will be sent to work in the Slave Mines. Like in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Get your gas and food and booze on the 23rd. Stay the gently caress home. Also add in Xmas Eve and Thanksgiving. (For non Americans I am sure we can find a different trio of loving DO NOTHING days that more adequately fit their nation and culture. This also means visitors to said place gotta deal with poo poo being closed. )
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"You think you have it bad? Some rear end in a top hat really thinks I'm on my way to sell him an 8th of og kush on Christmas." *flashes texts*: "are you coming?" "Yeah I'm 5 min out." Last text sent 30min ago.
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SleepySonata posted:"You think you have it bad? Some rear end in a top hat really thinks I'm on my way to sell him an 8th of og kush on Christmas." drat, how hard would it be to just text back "off today hmu tomorrow"
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*literally does this just because they enjoy watching the little ants run around at their beck and call* *enjoys extending their suffering and since it's not illegal it's actually perfectly ethical*
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Where are your fresh sprouts? What do you mean, you don't have any? It's Christmas Day! I don't care if you are a loving MacDonalds, you KNOW people are going to want them today!!!
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