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cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


being a proud virgin is no easy task

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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Would

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Pener Kropoopkin posted:



abigail shapiro performing genderswapped Pinochet roleplay


:wtc:

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
More like Ben Short-peeno

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013


Yeah I just have way more questions now.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
Why is that mirror so insanely dirty

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Don't kinkshame me

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

didnt alt-righters target her for harassment?

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

The only person I know in real life who likes Ben Shapiro:

A) Is convinced there's a literal "War on Christmas" started by Obama
B) Doesn't understand where our taxes go
C) Posts facebook messages almost weekly saying "I'm just a Pam looking for her Jim"
D) Once posted a photoshopped picture of Trump on a boat pulling some guy out of a flood and thought it was real
E) Is somehow 31 years old despite all of the above

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer
Abigail Shapiro is a pretty accomplished opera singer and I can't decide if the reason that you haven't seen a picture of Ben and her together is that she hates him or she's 5'10"

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
the war on christmas is real, bucko, and if you aren't fighting for Saturnalia with bazookas then you're not an ally at all

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Siljmonster posted:

didnt alt-righters target her for harassment?

they targeted her for posting pictures of on /pol/ captioned "KHAZAR MILKERS" because they're all horny nutcases

i imagine she's got some nasty DMs too

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
It's hard to tell that they're related until you imagine her making Ben's :smug: face, and then you can see the similarity.

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

somebody post his manboobs im at work

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Streak posted:

Why is that mirror so insanely dirty

Why is it folding at the bottom as if it were made of tinfoil?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Streak posted:

Why is that mirror so insanely dirty

From the pictures that make it look like she's yelling, I'm gonna guess that she's spraying forth a storm of spit.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

:thunk:

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer
i cannot understand why everyone who "debates" ben shapiro doesn't just dissolve in laughter like cartman with the self-esteem midget

"look at it. look at it! who put it in the little suit?"

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
gonna need a few paragraphs of explanation on this fam

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer
it's apparently from a sci fi opera called VERA

quote:

In an empty corner of the cosmos, a small government spacecraft hurtles towards the farside colony of Muriana. It transports Caroline, future ambassador to the colony, her husband Gregory, and their daughter Vera. A faulty communication transmitter, however, has forced Gregory to restart the System—the onboard computer that tends to their every need. Probably everything will be fine.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/americanoperaprojects/33036671820

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
In case there was ever any doubt, I'd like to clarify that Ben Shapiro is a spineless bootlicking chillul HaShem shande fur die goyim whom the LORD shall judge accordingly at the End of Days.

Phobos Anomaly
Jul 23, 2018

Commie NedFlanders posted:

One of the best events from 2016

Was gonna ask if this was made this year or last.

He looks a bit taller in that vid too.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Poor little neocon Ben hasn't been happy about the past few days

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1075901875113779201?s=19

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

That's 5'9", I never knew Nikki Haley was 7 feet tall

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.


ben “heckin smol pupper” shapiro

Gizmoduck_5000
Oct 6, 2013

Your superior intellect is no match for our primitive weapons!
Ben Shapiro is just a lame square. He's that kid who got super into being a hall monitor when no one showed up to his birthday party.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

https://twitter.com/Bigfarts420/status/1075456735870095360

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pener Kropoopkin posted:



abigail shapiro performing genderswapped Pinochet roleplay

drat this my fetish lmfao

first dibs on crucifixtion for this shithead propagandist tho lol

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Dreylad posted:

agent 4'7"

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrjStSqu_w4

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous



Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Spock

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Pener Kropoopkin posted:



abigail shapiro performing genderswapped Pinochet roleplay

Goddamnit the dunking on Ben Shapiro thread shouldn't be making me horny

Phobos Anomaly
Jul 23, 2018
He wouldv'e made for a good Smeagol.

Phobos Anomaly has issued a correction as of 04:56 on Dec 23, 2018

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

Siljmonster posted:

didnt alt-righters target her for harassment?

Literal white supremacists/Nazis did because she's Jewish. That's literally all there was to it.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Bushiz posted:

Abigail Shapiro is a pretty accomplished opera singer and I can't decide if the reason that you haven't seen a picture of Ben and her together is that she hates him or she's 5'10"

how the gently caress is he so small if he sister is a solid half foot taller than average

Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005

Slate posted:

Ben Shapiro was 5 feet 2 inches and extremely prepubescent when, in the mid-1990s, he enrolled as a sophomore at a private Jewish high school in Los Angeles. The scrawny new kid had skipped ahead two grades, was too smart, talked too much, and got brutally bullied. Things came to a head when, on an overnight school trip, a few of Shapiro’s classmates handcuffed him to a bed and beat him with their belts.

“I hate bullies,” the conservative commentator, now 5 feet 9 inches and a workout enthusiast, told me over lunch.

"OK Ben, I'll say you're of average height if you let me write about the time you got thrown a blanket party because every single one of your classmates hated your precocious little guts."

"Deal."

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



D.Ork Bimboolean posted:

I don't know, he seems pretty sincere and I think he 'gets' me:



I think the original text was about an iguana which would be the appropriate size for mr sharpio

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Phobos Anomaly
Jul 23, 2018

Tastykake posted:

how the gently caress is he so small if he sister is a solid half foot taller than average

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

Literal white supremacists/Nazis did because she's Jewish. That's literally all there was to it.

Mommy was sleepin' around.

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