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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

... yeah, which is about a bunch of goons griefing a support group for women who miscarried.

there's a bit of a difference between a support group and a hobby club for people who taxidermy infants

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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003


Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

How long have you had that there without changing it?

gently caress, since it happened I think

Roberto_Silencio
Mar 9, 2004

lets start advertising and make us some real money

Moon Atari posted:

Political cartoons thread content:


holy poo poo i remember making this but not why or when

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

I think I participated in the thread where you took a bunch of pictures of yourself and photoshopped them together. Or, perhaps I was (am) bad at photo editing and gave up. Regardless,


Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
There's a youtube series called Down the Rabbit Hole which looks a crazy internet stuff, including Chris Chan, Final Fantasy House, and Time Cube. Its funny how many of the videos mention SA as being involved. Like the most recent one on TempleOS talks about the goons interest in it. i remember that thread. I couldn't understand the CS aspects of it but I remember the crazy religious stuff.

Though my favorite thing I saw on the forums was the goon who found out rednecks were stealing his cable so he used the adaptor from a sega saturn I think to send a current through the cable to short out their poo poo and that caused a fire, but it turned out they had a meth lab or something else in the house.

There were pictures involving that.

Lord Zedd-Repulsa
Jul 21, 2007

Devour a good book.




Cats run the Internet and that never changes.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Lord Zedd-Repulsa posted:



Cats run the Internet and that never changes.

I've been looking for fan mail in the random waffles but nothing yet. So far I've seen 7 nasty porn pics, 4 regular vanilla porn, 420 anime, 169 sports, 1337 video game, a few cool cars and motorcycles, cats and dogs and goons pics, and a few that make me want to right click set as background. Like this one:

dee eight fucked around with this message at 10:33 on Dec 27, 2018

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




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fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE

Cable Guy posted:

A pic that looks like microwave’s mom

No waaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
It's not her.

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004


Lol. 0.9999999=1 and also zip-up hoodie crew

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

CloFan posted:

Lol. 0.9999999=1 and also zip-up hoodie crew

the regular hoodies were better ok

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here



This is a tour d'force.


Makes me proud of my home state. :911:

mycophobia
May 7, 2008

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Literally A Person posted:




This is a tour d'force.


Makes me proud of my home state. :911:

Hey man! What's up?

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.


Dear god, I remember that thread.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Please don't doxx my wife

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Salty Josh posted:

Hey man! What's up?

Rain, cool coffee, and more rain.

You know, Oregon stuff.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




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Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


ascii genitals posted:

At home I've got the multi DVD set of gooncamp footage (year 2 maybe?) I don't actually have any PCs with a disk drive any more.

I think it was the same year that inspired :gooncamp:

it was. same year i got insanely drunk and drat near froze to death in a tent bc i didnt realize a thin blanket wouldn't cut it.

my only memory besides that is jumping over the fire, and pounding warm lemon vodka in a lawn chair, then everyone runs past me and yells "we're going to play dodgeball!"

i get out of the chair, and the memory goes hazy.


i definitley went home with fewer brain cells than i arrived with

Deviant fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Dec 28, 2018

Lazlo Nibble
Jan 9, 2004

It was Weasleby, by God! At last I had the miserable blighter precisely where I wanted him!
Space Ghost: Coast to...the bottom of the hill, where the 7-11 has unleaded for a nickel cheaper a gallon.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


how about this picture of what i assume is forums user olhado with a bong mspainted out?



or this tasteful memorial?

Deviant fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Dec 28, 2018

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

kinda surprised lego 9/11 isnt more of a thing

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


i'm just gonna keep posting and captioning bc i can't sleep



current dickpic count: 3



Your waves in cornucopias assist my suspension


batman fights the prophet mohammed over a hostess fruit pie


google reverse search suggested "fun" for this image.

dickpic count: EDIT: 5


you maybe want no punch line comic from a diaper furry?


they've got great dealer rebates on these


ok ok i get it, the last lego 9/11 was too rich for your blood. here's the base model.


again, google says this is fun. the algorithm knows and sees all.

Deviant fucked around with this message at 08:37 on Dec 28, 2018

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
IIRC it wasn’t wholly a miscarriage grieving group. The ladies had miscarried, but they went and made websites for their unborn fetuses. I stg I remember that they were holding miscarriage web shrine competitions to see who had the best pages.

Which, like, if you’re having dead baby competitions, you deserve anything a 2004 era goon is gonna chuck at you.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!


Pretty sure this was povrayman loving around with his cat. The quasi famous cat with human teeth came from the same series IIRC

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.



this was a good idea.

DICKPIC COUNT: 7


it's unfair to specifically laugh at these two, but holy poo poo so many people thought this style looked good.


i don't go into pet island, and you can't make me.


i don't go into the comics forum, and you can't make me.

Deviant fucked around with this message at 08:57 on Dec 28, 2018

ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

Parahexavoctal posted:



apparently this is from an old D&D LP thread



Holy moly I didn't even realize Let's Play Dungeons and Dragons 4th Edition was that old.

That was like the first D&D "LP" iirc, or at least the first popular one. It was basically just a D&D podcast before those were trendy. I don't think anyone involved in that but the DM are even on the forums anymore. Wolfshirt, General Ironicus, Poorweather, Syrg Sapphire (who I think is still around but changed their name because of some really hosed up stalking going on?), and Plasmaman who played the character that image was from.

Edit:

Amazingly, it's all still backed up on former ADTRW mod Zorak's site, http://kisamayatsu.com/letsplay/dnd1/ http://kisamayatsu.com/letsplay/dnd2/

Check out those Blip and Viddler links :eyepop:

ishikabibble fucked around with this message at 08:55 on Dec 28, 2018

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.



isn't this the dude lowtax hired to fix the forums after radium had a meltdown?

anyway, i've been at this just about 2 hours now and i've seen 13 dicks, for an average of .108 dicks per minute, so i'm gonna try to go to sleep. i will F5 my way deeper into this rabbit hole tomorrow.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Zybourne Clock

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

Deviant posted:


anyway, i've been at this just about 2 hours now and i've seen 13 dicks, for an average of .108 dicks per minute, so i'm gonna try to go to sleep. i will F5 my way deeper into this rabbit hole tomorrow.

Godspeed, you're doing good work here

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Okay, so, I've been back at it, and most of what I've found has been pretty mundane.

I don't have any interest in ragging on random selfies unless there's something otherwise hilarious.

We are up to 17 dicks.

I've noticed a few trends:
- What I assume are goon self portraits
- AI content, cars and car parts
- TFR gun pics
- Pre 9/11 photos of the WTC.
- Fitness before and afters, most of which are underwhelming transformations.
- Lots of porn
- Let's Play junk.
- Early facebook era screengrabs with some ancient rear end web design and old school firefox, since this was before chrome was a thing.
- Old mspaint 'a thing that happened' thread images


I forget why everyone turned on Liface.


i could spend an hour and not list all the things in this image i hate.


classic web design. from an era where modems still went beep and boop.


hulk. hogan. mother. loving. meat. shoes.

:nws: :nms: i had to see this, and so do you. :nms: :nws:


xd lol i'm so random kekekekeke ^_^ have you read johnny the homicidal maniac
also note the links to awful yearbook, dating this heavily.



i present da vinci's goontruvian man


jesus christ remember stickfights? middle school me thought that was the coolest poo poo.

:nws: :nms: you know, i think back to how we've grown to accept furries as a mundane part of life now, and then i find poo poo like this. :nws: :nms:


i had to google three of these things and this still makes no loving sense.


anything with a username is inherently interesting to me and i'm not sure why.
Perhaps we can find out if TheTofuShop ever sold any of this grab bag of media?



i was going to write this image off as unremarkable
but the decor
it's like 1950s silent hill.
like someone reno'd their bathroom while blasted out of their mind on meth with the happy days theme on a continuous loop
*hammer hammer hammer * "THURSDAY FRIDAY HAPPY DAYS. gently caress I LOVE REMODELING." *hammer hammer hammer *



wasn't there a watch thread where everyone got swatchboners for like 100 pages?
bc young me would have loved this.
and i keep seeing watch photos

Deviant fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Dec 28, 2018

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005


One of these guys (Da Flame, right) got my local school district into a federal case.

https://www.aclu.org/blog/religious-liberty/religion-and-public-schools/dont-b-shocked-settlement-shows-public-schools

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Literally A Person posted:

Rain, cool coffee, and more rain.

You know, Oregon stuff.

Sounds like the life.

How are the ladies up that way?

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Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.




who had this as his avatar? i think he still does.


this must have been an EVE subset, right? sigma squad best squad.


understand understand
the concept
of goons



that's gay ben at valvesoftware dot com
internet forensics date this image 06/06/2012
approximatley 8 years after people started asking where half life 3 is.



ooh, this didn't age well.


i swear there must have been a watch thread
i keep finding these, and they're all awful.


this is :nws: but the image says a lot about the personality of its owner
and strap in because this is a lot to unpack.
- steelcase_r.???: overpriced chair
- oracle fusion
- page3 dot com wallpaper of a tasteful nude, presumably this person just went to college and this is their impotent way of expressing control of some aspect of their domain for the first time in their life. we all know this because most of us did the same poo poo.
- soulseek
- nero burning rom, presumably for making backups of linux isos, or mix CDs for the manic pixie nightmare girl they're currently just friends with.
- a browser tab open to Awesome desktop b(ackgrounds?)
- minimalism.txt
- yanonekaff appears to be a font or a typeface of some kind.
- their winamp is playing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35hzurAbylQ ("dousk - florence") which sounds like you ran all the above items through ableton and hit "i'm feeling lucky"

assuming the average age of this photo, this person is likely in their thirties or forties right now, lives in an ikea showroom, and is wondering where their best years went.

we also know the owner was friends with "SGT Hambag", who does not appear to be a currently active SA User.


shoe on head shoe on head shoe on head shoe on head shoe on head

CURRENT DICKPIC COUNT: 19 :dong:


remember GBS's obsession with urban exploration spawned by one guy going into a for-sale house or something?


I'm....what?


more zoofights! i believe this was "Bee-Unit?"


another classic

Deviant fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Dec 28, 2018

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